HOMER SIMPSON'S SEEN JERSEY GIRL!
Whoohoo!
Last night, on my way home from Moe's, I happened to walk by a theater showing Kevin Smith's latest film, Jersey Girl, starring ummm...Ben Affleck, and ummm...some other people. Carl and Lenny and I were each about 10 or 12 beers in, but here's what I can remember from what I saw. Thank you.
The movie was about this guy Ben Affleck who had a really cool job, it looked like he got to drink and party and then talk on the phone all day, which all better than the nuclear plant to me...Well, except maybe the phone part.
And then, Ben Affleck has to go to the Hard Rock Cafe for something. Mmmmmm, Hard Rock Cafe pork BBQ....Aaaauuugggh.........
And then, Ben Affleck talks to a girl at a diner. Mmmmm....diner.
And then, some other stuff happens, the end.
So, in closing, I would have to rate Jersey Girl a...Oooh look! That dog has a puffy tail! Hee hee heee! Here puff! Here puff...