GREEN HORNET PRINCIPLE CAST ANNOUNCEMENTS!

EXCLUSIVE!

Aint It Askew News has learned of the complete main cast list of Kevin Smith's upcoming "Green Hornet" feature film! The two main roles have been cast, and what a SURPRISE, nothing that we'd expected to see!

Green Hornet..........BEN AFFLECK

Kato..................JASON MEWES

In addition to the main roles, Aint It Askew News has also learned that the following stars have now become attached to the project in some capacity, though their actual character names have yet to be released: TOM CRUISE, MATT DOMON, GEORGE CLOONEY, NICOLE KIDMAN, MEL GIBSON and SYLVESTER STALLONE.