DECEMBER 22, 2002

So, what we've done here is to run the story EXCEPT for the spoilage. So you can read the copy below safely:

Hey folks, Harry here... here's a long in coming set report on JERSEY GIRL, the next Kevin Smith movie - a film that is set to move Kevin in a new direction. Now the film is mostly complete, I've heard from the voices out there that the film is Kevin's best, that Affleck is remarkable and in his best form yet and that the movie is gorgeous due to Vilmos' stunning cinematography. Sounds good to me, the only problem I see, is I'm not seeing it right now! Here ya go...

Hi Harry,

huge fan of the site, first time i have something to contribute. I've been sitting on this one for a while, but i think its time to file this report for all the Kevin Smith fans. I was fortunate enough to spend a few days on the set of the upcoming Kevin Smith pic (the first not of the Jay and Silent Bob series) Jersey Girl.

The film stars Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez and an adorable little girl (the Jersey Girl in question) Raquel Castro. It also stars George Carlin, Mike Starr, Stephen Root, and of course elven princess, Liv Tyler (who by the way is done no justice by film, i was blown away by how beautiful she was in person).

the majority of filming went on in Philly and south jersey, where the scene in question was shot at Paulsboro high school. There is a picture of Betty Aberlin of Mister Rogers fame as the school teacher on the newsaskew site here.

now onto the scene. I am not going to give too much away as the running joke in the scene is very funny, and will definitely be spoiled if you know its going to happen. But the premise of the scene is this: a parent-student talent show/pageant type thing. At this point the jersey girl (Affleck's daughter in the film) is about seven. all of the acts that precede her's are conformist to say the least, but little Gertie Trinke is not afraid to take risks in her performance, with a little help from the likes of George Carlin (grandpa trinke), liv tyler, mike starr and stephen root.

there were two things that struck me most about my experience on the set. One: Raquel Castro. what a presence! that little girl commands the attention of everyone around her (when the camera is rolling AND when it isn't). Now im not going to make any predictions, but this little girl could be the biggest child star since Haley Joel (What have you done for me since AI) Osmet. And with a late fall release, look for an oscar push for this film.

the second thing that really struck me was the cinematographer: Vilmos Zsigmond. This guy has got his shit together. Im serious, he got what he wanted with every shot, and if he didn't, they did it over until Vilmos was happy. he seemed very confident in everything he did, every shot choice and camera placement. every lighting change, he had to have it all perfect. look for this to be the best Kevin smith film (at least visually).

I think that this is a very courageous step in a good direction for a talented film maker. It will be unlike anything you've ever seen from Kevin smith (almost no cursing! Affleck whispered shit in the scene i saw), a PG 13 rating (most likely) and a family oriented plot. It seemed like Kevin was working very hard to expand his versatility on this one. So if you're looking for dick and fart jokes this ain't the film to see, but if you're looking for a talented director pushing at least his personal limits on film, i think this will a very rewarding film. In the end it will be the film that people argue which was better: jersey girl or chasing amy.

well you've got Affleck in both, but at least it aint armaggedon.

"Who cares about this multitasking mama's box-office-topping, platinum-record-selling paydays? All we want to know is, what's the deal with her and Affleck? The two disgustingly beautiful people costar in Jersey Girl and Gigli. 'The chemistry between Ben and Jen is so palpable,' stammers director Kevin Smith, 'you could almost bottle it and sell it as an aphrodisiac.' Dream on, Kev. We took the idea to a patent attorney. We were escorted out!"

DECEMBER 12, 2002

Want a preview of some of the goodies from the piece? Alright, alright, twist our arms. Here's some snippets:

My latest mantra is "If JERRY MAGUIRE can work at 2:18, we can work at 2:18 ..." but that might just be the high (and laze) of wrapping up a first cut talking. We'll see. Regardless, the movie can now be watched end-to-end, without me stopping every few scenes to explain to the viewer what happens next (now I only have to stop once).

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Anybody who incorporates "Snootchie Bootchies!" into their Internet postings or daily conversations might wanna wait for the CLERKS cartoon flick (which -- take this as promise or a threat -- is next for us) and skip this one. I'll save you the time of having to post this on our Web-board and let you know that I understand you feel I'm a "pussy," a "sell-out," "I've lost it" (whatever "it" was), and I "eat cok." You're not going to change my mind about the flick; I just love it too much.

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The Next Flick. Now that we're wrapped on JERSEY GIRL, I keep getting this "What're you doing next?" shit. Aside from the CLERKS cartoon movie (which, once I'm done writing, is out of my hands and into the hands of the directors/animators), truth is, I'm not sure. There are a few options (FLETCH WON - but only if they let Lee play Fletch; this sci-fi thing I've been toying with, and a pair of comic-book flicks: one that's very close to my heart and one that would be completely out of left field) but I've yet to figure it out. For the first time in the nearly 10 years we've been doing this, I find myself at the end of one movie, not knowing what the next one will be. No complaints, mind you; it's actually kind of nice. But weird. Maybe it's time for a vacation finally.

Thanks to all who notified us of this -- The scooper list is too HUGE to print. We appreciate it. Enjoy the new entry! We assume we'll see these more frequently, now that shooting has wrapped up. Especially after the busy holiday season has left us. Stick around.