Guest Report By Lord Adrock

Well I left Manch Vegas, NH around 8am and the drive was all that bad except for the asshole truckers in New York city. When we got to the hotel we check right in and then headed for the stash. I didn't have directions so I just drove around and after 15 minutes the it was with the very cool sign of Jay and Silent Bob. When we walked in my eyes just lit up of all the cool shit I was seeing. The best being Bob's batman mask from mallrats. I knew that it was going to be a cool store but not that cool. I advise every Kevin Smith fan to go in and see how chalk full of shit that is in there. The first time I went in I spent around 65 bucks, which wasn't that bad. The funnest part of the trip was friday night at the hotel when Phil from England was buying everyone drinks and pizza. He was really fun to talk with and a very cool guy. Then I started to mingle with all the other boarders which was fun. Though I then ran into Brad and Chris very awesome guys from News Askew it was a real pleasure to talk chit with them or should I say him just Chris is mute. Thats how I came up with the silent Chris name. After awhile Jon got really fucked up and started talking some shit about "Woooooo!" and how he come from ric Flair country. The funny shitwas when he was trying to brag about his job at NBC even though he is just an AFFILIATE BITCH!!

The best part of the gala itself was the tour I think Brian was funny as a mother fucker. He was very nice to the people on the tour and was even nice enough to let me take a pic with him. Then when the tour was done we walked tro the stash and withing a few minutes Jay walks out and starts to smoke a Butt. He was very kewl even thugh he looked tired as a mofo. When he was talking to us some wierd guy starts racing his bike right at him then everyone yells "wow wow look out!" jay turns around and this crazy guy stops hard and jay guy in a calm quiet voice "What are you doing man." It was rather funny to see Jay face when everyone was yelling, I think he was a little frightened. When we went inside it was cool to talk with all the special guest and how they would talk with you. though Kevins fiance was a very nice to us and even taking a pic for me. Ming wa also kick ass to talk with him about the site. After we saw all the shit and trailers(cant wait to see Vulgar looks rather good but not as good as Dogma butstill good) we left with our free T's back to the hotel. We then had to take a nap cause we were tired as hell. When i got up I got dreesed and headed to the balcony and was putting on my belt then I hear "Hey" from the balcony next to me, I turn and see none other the Jay. I say "hey" What else can i say shit I just got up and was putting on my belt. Then he said "later man!" and left. That was one hell of a fucked up thing that happened. Then i partied my ass of again and went to slep late. When I woke up I decided to take the tour again with my friend. So we hopped into the car after checkout and did the tour again. Though I have to admit the Marina diner is a shit house. I have no clue why it was soo packed with people. One the way back to New HAmpshire it was fun and I finaaly got some sleep on sunday night. It was worth every fucking penny I had to save and spent. The only thing that pissed me off about it that it went by too quick. Well can't wait for vulgarthon.