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Guest Report By Affleckted

Well, I was the second person to arrive on Friday (after one helluva drive) and I think I was one of the first to go to bed every night. The whole hotel party was great, but the stash bash just took the cake. The day was rainy and gloomy, but nothing could have kept our anxious bodies in check. We poured into the stash in droves and purchased whatever caught our eye.

Amanda and Jimmy were SO great. They took time out to do sketches, autographs, pictures and phone number (hahaha, you mean we didn't all get those?)

Kevin took as much time with each of us as we could, and we were all generally in awe of being near him. It was like meeting a king. He was kind to us all (even signing one of my books "Em, Affleck ain't coming!") and a great overall host. Which leads in to Jenn. She was the best of the best. She took the time to be kind to all of us and talk one on one and make us feel like we were friends rather than fans. I'd love to continue contact with her if I could. And their baby is gonna be one lucky little girl with two great parents. Jay Mewes :) now that brings a smile to my face. Actually, I'm just gonna leave this one alone. I'll just say.. no, I won't. I'll leave this one alone.

The wonderful people who put up this page (brad and chris) were great and highly bothered by us I'm sure. We tormented the hell out of these two, and they took it in stride. Bravo! Ming: the man with all the answers. You are great, You were fun, and I loved hanging with you after and during the bash. Ben Affleck: you should been there, it was great. The fans: we had a blast. Edie, Mox, Fanboy, Kiki, Paul and others made my trip SO great. Fanboy and I managed to crash the b-day party of some 90-year old man, and that was a trip. Edie and I exchanged fashion tips, Mox was just great to hang with and Kiki was out local photographer. It was such a trip.

Rod Zombie, sorry that I couldn't let you in, but I was under orders from Walt to not let anyone back in (and I think Brian also stressed that).

Personal note: I can't wait till the next get together. I hope to see you all there again and this time Edie and I will have to compete for shortest skirt (you ready Edie? *wink*) Thanks for the opportunity to meet and greet ya'll, and next time the margaritas will flow even more (is that possible?)