Guest Report By SRF724

I was in group 5 of the Stash Gala. All the Celebrities Kevin, Scott, Brian, Walt, Joe, Jimmy, & Amanda Conner were down to Earth. They were nice, even before we were allowed in Kevin came outside to smoke & talk to the people waiting. I didn't get to talk to Jay who was late for tour group 6, which made 3 of those people happy he was running behind schedule. There was even a taking the tour a wrestler from the NWA named Ron Zombie. My tour guide was Brian O'Halloran (Dante), he was hillarous. He made fun of the old Clerks TV show. The old show had the customers insult the Clerks, it was written by the asshole from Mad About You. Warner Bros didn't want Kevin to write it, & didn't want the movie cast. Brian joked about how shitty the old show was, he was waiting for Screech from Saved by the Bell to come out. Brian also answered other Clerks questions while making jokes about people. I forgot to ask Kevin about the rating of the Clerks animated series, he made a joke asking if I was a Southern Baptist or not, then said it won't be too censored. Next some one asked about a Clerks 2 all he said was he was a happy man. Brian also mentioned one of Jay's tour groups smuggled beer on the bus. Quickstop & RST were the best spots on the tour. At Quickstop Brian went behind the counter let people take pics with him. RST he showed us all the porn room. I'm the only one that pointed out it was by the Childrens Tapes. Many people had their pics by the porn room even Ron Zombie did it. While on the bus we watched Clerks whenever Brian didn't point anything out, Brian also altered his lines to keep us on our toes. I got Kevin's signature on the Jay & Silent Bob San Diego variants, the photo cover, & Clerks the comic. Also got Brian O'Halloran & Walt to sign Clerks the comic. My friend got Oni Double Feature signed by Brian, Walt & Kevin, but I get to keep it anyway so who gives a fuck. He did do something I didn't think of. He had Brian sign a Gatorade bottle. No matter if you only went on the tour or you watched the stuff at the stash it was great for all Askew Fans, no one bitched about anything other than having to go back to their home states, group 5 had some people from NJ, there was also a lot of us from NY, then few people from other states. It was worth it.