Me and my two friends have been huge fans of all the view askew films for quite a bit o time, but no matter how much we dialed we couldn't reach the view askew offices for vulgarthon tickets. Thank Smith there was a second day or we would've missed another great vulgarthon. Well we all dialed on about 8 phone lines and one of us got through. He got tickets for himself and my other friend. Unfortuneatly I was left ticketless. For weeks I toiled in my room when I found a person the day before vulgarthon advertising for a ticket. Well I took a chance and agreed to take the ticket.

When I got to vulgarthon I had no idea who had the ticket. I felt like fuckin mcguiver. Well I found this person and got my motherfuckin movie ticket. When I got in I finally got to meet the smith. He made me wait twenty minutes to get my picture but it was well worth it. Inside I met Jeff Anderson, Vincent Perriera, Brian O' Halloran, and Bryan Johnson which I must say are really cool guys. We got to see Brian Lynch's opus Big Helium Dog. And let me just say it was well worth the sixty dollars to see even though all my friends disliked it. When we had the Q & A I asked a question which I thought was intelligent at the time. I asked why he made that joke about Jim Morrison. He actually explained the joke rationally and maked me look like such an ass. Thanks a lot Lynch.

The highlight of the evening was Jason Lee secret Message from Canada. It kicked ass reynolds style! Another good moment was the Ben Affleck phone call in which he asked, "Why would you pay sixty dollars to watch the same movies you've seen 9,000 times already" I would gladly pay sixty dollars any time to hang out with my favorite stars and watch my favorite movies and I will definitley pay sixty dollars to go to vulgarthon next year. Bong!