If you're here, congrats! You wisely clicked that strange link at the top of the first story on today's update. We ask you to PLEASE keep this a secret in the talkbacks and otherwise to allow others to either enjoy the joke or not get it at all. So, if you got here, congrats. We'll let you figure out the rest!

Rotate each letter 1 (A becomes B) 2 (A becomes C) 3 (A becomes D) 4 (A becomes E) 5 (A becomes F) 6 (A becomes G) 7 (A becomes H) 8 (A becomes I) 9 (A becomes J) 10 (A becomes K) 11 (A becomes L) 12 (A becomes M) 13 (A becomes N) 14 (A becomes O) 15 (A becomes P) 16 (A becomes Q) 17 (A becomes R) 18 (A becomes S) 19 (A becomes T) 20 (A becomes U) 21 (A becomes V) 22 (A becomes W) 23 (A becomes X) 24 (A becomes Y) 25 (A becomes Z) to the right.

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