Archive for August, 2004

New Venable Tunes Are Here!

August 9th @ 8:44 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • View Askew Composer James L. Venable’s debut Dance/Electronica CD “Holding Space” is in stores now. Go to screamingfan.com to check
    out samples and find out where to get it. For you curious cartoon fans there are 3 bonus tracks: The 2 demos he did to get the Powerpuff Girls gig in the
    first place, as well as the score from the Original 2 minute Samurai Jack Screen Test. Track 8 is a remix of the Samurai music – and it is slammin’!

Ask your favorite CD store of visit James’ site to get copies and more cool swag (the t-shirts are very fun and unique). Thanks
to Jim and Soph for setting us up with early copies of the CD to listen to!

View Askew NewsBites™

August 9th @ 8:43 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brian Caylor, Jim, Jim DeMott, Gary Anderson, Ben Elliott, Amy Stead, Kurtisinnocent, Daniel Zelter

  • A radio spot with Kevin urging listeners to vote was heard on Kansas City’s 96.5 over the weekend. We imagine this syndicated spot is
    part of the “Declare Yourself” campaign and should be heard nationwide. If we get audio we’ll post it for you here as well.
  • Comingsoon.net and The Movie Box have now posted
    the full teaser trailer to the Ben Affleck comedy “Surviving Christmas”.
  • “Rate That Commentary”, currently has the Mallrats DVD commentart ranked at number three for best, behind Brazil and
    Aliens.
  • Kevin gets a quick name drop in this article about ‘Garden
    State’ and how Jersey’s reputation is rising in the world as of late.
  • IMDb’s daily poll is asking what your favorite Matt Damon movie is, and ‘Dogma’ is currently running a failry close second to ‘Good Will
    Hunting’.
  • Strata, a new alt-rock band, drops the BC a mention in their self-titled debut cd liner notes:
“RYAN THANKS: Buddy Christ for watching over me”
  • Alright, we think we’ve located a TRUE fan here. Check out this excerpt found on this site
    about baby names:
My son’s name is Gavin Orion. I’m due in September. The names we’ve picked out are Lyra Star for a girl, and Dante Randall for a boy. We tried to stay away
from family or “too common” names. (Ours are Rachel and Jason)
  • How about those West Coast Stash photos, huh people? This place sure is gonna give our fun little east coast store a run for the money
    as the best comic shop in the world! If you missed the weekend story, be sure and surf just below this or into the archives, as Kevin’s also dropping hints
    on a ton of upcoming dates for West Coast events! Stay tuned for more…
  • And finally today, so maybe Dante was wrong about what Randall could do hurtful for an
    encore? In part, anyway…See ya next time!

WC Stash Photos…And More!

August 8th @ 10:06 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin stopped by the board yesterday and dropped a few interesting nuggets of information and some great photos from inside the new West Coast Stash. Read on…
It’s coming along nicely. We’re on track for an end of August Stash Bash West (just settled on the theater for the post-Bash screening/Q&A). Heads up: we’re only gonna have 850 slots, and tickets are looking like thirty of forty bucks.

The events we’re lining up…

– Tentatively (very tentatively), Stash Bash West is gonna be held on Saturday and Sunday, August 28th and 29th.

– Tuesday, September 7th, we’re gonna be holding a “Clerks X” and “Jersey Girl” DVD signing (for you L.A. area folks, this will be akin to the two Dave’s Laser signings I did for “Dogma” and “Strike Back”).

– We’re gonna start the bi-monthly comic book pro signings in October (and wait’ll you hear the names we’ve got in store for ya’).

– If this theater works out for us, we may have finally figured out where to hold our first West Coast Vulgarthon, closer to Christmas.

You are the ones who are the Stash-Bashers!

In other, unrelated news, I finished the script to the small project. More on that as it unfolds…

AP: Kev Renews His Wedding Vows!

August 5th @ 7:16 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Alonso Duralde, Recurve, Cheryl Berkeley

  • AP picked this one up so we thought we’d share it with you as well. Readers of the site saw Kevin announce that he got married…again…To Jen over this
    past weekend in Vegas to celebrate his birthday. Here’s the big story!
Filmmaker Kevin Smith Renews Wedding Vows

LAS VEGAS – Silent Bob has said “I do” — for the second time.

Filmmaker Kevin Smith, who often casts himself as the verbally-challenged stoner in his raunchy comedies, renewed his wedding vows on Monday in a suprise
ceremony arranged by his wife as a birthday present.

Smith turned 34 while visiting Las Vegas to shoot one of his regular “Roadside Attraction” comedy segments for “The Tonight Show,” and found himself at the
city’s notorious Little White Chapel (where Britney Spears started her famously short-lived marriage) for some unexpected nuptials.

The first time Smith married his wife, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, was in April 1999.

The writer-director broke the news about his re-marriage to fans on Wednesday via his website ViewAskew.com.

“What do you give the man who has everything? For his birthday? You give him a wedding. That’s right — I’m getting married. Again. To the same chick. In
Vegas,” Smith wrote. “I’ve been out in Sin City since (last) Wednesday, spending my days writing and my nights gambling with Schwalbach. … The whole
thing was a total surprise set up by my one, true love.”

Schwalbach, a former USA Today reporter, was featured in 2001’s “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” as part of a team of sexy, leather clad cat-burglars.

Smith, a famous comic-book fan, also photographed her for Playboy magazine while she posed nude with a “Superman” look-alike.

About 20 of their family and friends flew in for the festivities.

Among the guests was his 5-year-old daughter, Harley, his producing partner Scott Mosier and his longtime pal Jason Mewes, who plays Silent Bob’s chatty,
foulmouthed “hetero life-mate” Jay.

Clerks X: MENU SCANS ARE HERE!

August 5th @ 7:15 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris




  • We’ve finally got a line with our pals at Buena Vista who hooked us up with sweet menu sceens from Clerks X! They’re very slick and we dig the way that
    they spiff things up, yet still keep the nature and tone of the film intact. A fine, fine job. We’ll have a LOT more on this exciting set in the coming
    weeks, including your first look at a TON of what else is inside this puppy. If you’re as stoked as we are to check this one out, we know you’ll be back
    here waiting for more. And we’ll give ya a hint…Next week!

Wiz Chicago: Schedule Changes!

August 5th @ 7:14 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Just some slight modifications to Kevin’s schedule for next weekend in WizardWorld Chicago. As always, get there when the doors open, and make a beeline for their ticket lines, you’ll need a special ticket for all of these events (the signing as well, if they stick to tradition):
Sat., Aug. 14: 12:30 p.m. – 2:00 p.m. Signing in the Signing Area
  2:30 p.m. – 4:30 p.m. Q&A in the Julius Schwartz Room
Sun., Aug. 15: 2:30 p.m. – 4:30 p.m. Signing in the Signing Area

Arena #150 Scans!

August 5th @ 7:13 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Martin Fleming









  • Our man on the ARENA UK scene is back with scans from this month’s issue. Two pages with Kevin and a HUGE new piece with Damon due to
    Bourne’s release. Click the scans above, of course. They’d be pretty dang hard to read the way they look right now.

View Askew NewsBites™

August 5th @ 7:12 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Alfredo Avecilla, Chimezatmidnight, Jon Rich, Chris Ham


  • Some more new pics of Kevin’s historic UK Q&A session have surfaced. We’ve got a few locally, but you can check out bunches more HERE. They’re a little stretchy but you get the idea!
  • The trailer for Affleck’s “Surviving Christmas” is on the big screen attached to most copies of “Collateral”.
  • Apparently, rumor has it that Kevin was indeed spotted with a film crew with him in the Vegas area. Of course, as the above AP story
    revealed, he was filming a new Roadside Attractions segment. Should be a great one!
  • A few of Will Ferrel’s famous Jay & Bob quotes show up in this site touting the tall one for President
    in 2004.
  • Our old pal the Buddy Christ shows up (in modified form) in this blog.
  • Brad’s out of town this weekend, so Chris has the helm — Be sure and send your scoops to the SCOOPS
    box or to Chrisdirectly. Have a good day, all.

View Askew NewsBites™

August 4th @ 7:00 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Rafael Llavarona, Alex, Starman, Daniel Zelter, Justin McGill

  • We reported on this one a couple weeks back, as it’s got references to Clerks, but now, with this
    poster , it seems like there’s REALLY gonna be
    some undeniable nods! We’ll be keeping a closer eye on “My Big Fat Independent Movie” for certain now.
  • Those of you anxious to catch a short video-only glimpse of Affleck’s “Surviving Christmas” can check out this link over at
    “The Trades”.
  • This recent edition of web comic 144 Anima features a Kevin mention.
  • DATE CHANGE: That game show we mentioned in last newsbites with all the 37’s has been postponed to a later week this month. It won’t
    be airing today. We’ll let you know when we’ve got the new date.
  • Pauly Shore’s long in the can new flick has gone under a name change, but the site still confirms
    that Jason Mewes’ cameo is in there. The movie is supposed to get a limited release in September through select Regent theaters and a DVD release
    in January.

A Happy Belated Birthday To Kevin Smith!

August 3rd @ 1:58 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Wow, it snuck up on us this year and we missed it by a day! On behalf of ourselves and all the fans, we’d like to wish Kevin Smith a very happy 34th birthday, and many many many more. Kevin: Thanks for another year of seemingly endless entertainment, and we can’t wait to see what you’ve got planned for us between 34 and 35. Here’s hoping that you took an Atkins break and had yourself some birthday cake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Kevin posts:

What do you give the man who has everything?

For his birthday? You give him a wedding.

That’s right – I’m getting married. Again. To the same chick. In Vegas.

I’ve been out in Sin City since Wednesday, spending my days writing and my nights gambling with Schwalbach. Harley, Gail, Byron, Malcolm and Mewes joined us this weekend, and will also be in attendance tonight. The whole thing was a total surprise set up by my one, true love. Gents (and ladies) if you’ve gotta get married one day, marry a Schwalbach (not mine, mind you; fuck that, get your own). And since no blue bloods have claimed prima nocta rights, looks like I’m gonna get to take her virginity, too! WOO-HOOO!

In other, non-maidenhead-snatching news, I’m almost done with the script for the secret, little project. And it’s funny. Man, is it funny.

Thanks, all, for the birthday well-wishes. You guys rock the cock and split the clit.

34. That means three more years to the big, fuck-off shindig with pony rides and whatnot. Start saving your sheckles now, so you can afford air-fare in 2007.