…Apparently Kevin Smith has sold out though, claims the chorus, for producing a film which does not refer to oral sex. The movie may be bad for any number of reasons, I honestly don’t know – like many other people I have not seen it. I don’t know that I ever need to. However, I’m not sure what selling out has to do with anything. I have a feeling that Kevin Smith pretty much does whatever the fuck Kevin Smith wants to do. Maybe you haven’t seen Jay And Silent Fucking Bob Strike Back, where he and his friends just kind of fucked around while the cameras rolled. Oh yeah, he’s a part of the fucking machine.

I have a feeling he’s getting older and that he would like to make a different kind of movie than he has typically done. Yet it falls upon people who don’t know the man to determine his secret heart via their infallible methods of detection and find him wanting.