• It’s such an exciting time to be part of View Askew, we’re beaming, really. In just one week, what is arguably the BEST View Askew production EVER MADE will hit screens across North America. You’ve seen the previews and the ads. You’ve read the reviews. Now is the time to trust us — You are going to LOVE CLERKS II!!!! So spread the word, tell your friends, co-workers, family, everyone you can think of — Clerks II is an absolutely FANTASTIC time in the cinema next Friday night, truly an opportunity to not be missed. Let’s pack the theaters with sold-out crowds who laugh so loud that you’ll have to go back just to hear all the lines. Yes, it’s THAT funny.

So, clear your schedules and tell everyone you know to do the same — Head out next Friday and Saturday to see Clerks II in a theater near you. If you’re headed out to the bars on the weekends, see the flick first…then cap it off with drinks with your pals. It’ll make for fantastic, fun conversation. Going to dinner? Add a movie to the mix and make it Clerks II. Trying to escape the heat? See Clerks II in an ice-cold air conditioned theater in your area. Just go, and invite everyone you can think of to go as well. There’s nothing even close to as entertaining as the non-stop funny of this film in theaters this summer. Count on it.

And of course, we’d again like to thank you for your continued support and visits here to News Askew — We’ve been putting in tons of extra time to ensure we get you all the latest news, coverage, appearances, and more ASAP so you can be on top of all the excitement surrounding this release. Thanks very much! And if you’re just an occasional visitor, we remind you, news is coming in SO FAST that you gotta visit our archives to see anything you might have missed. We keep the front page to a limited amount of stories to speed up load times, but you can still read the almost 10 YEAR repository of News Askew articles, free of charge, right here. We hit a big X anniversary in May of next year. Hope to see you then! Let’s roll on with the news today…