• Happy Holidays, folks. Our apologies for the delay with updates over the past couple of days. The upcoming news should get us up to speed with all the goings-on. In addition to it being that busy holiday shopping, Christmas card sending, Christmas tree watering type of stuff, one of us was just in the presence of the coolness that IS the new View Askew flick: Clerks 2! Yep, Brad was out west on Friday to see the glory, making the cross-country trek for just that purpose. The film proves an excellent companion piece to the original, but also stands alone as its own, different film, enjoyable by folks who haven’t ever seen anything from the Askewniverse. A noble feat. A full, spoiler-free review is on the way in the near future (tough to write those things without giving away any details, which we’re contractually obligated to do). Wish you all could have been there, seriously.

That being said, let’s get on to some stuff we CAN give you the full details on: Today’s edition of News Askew.