8. Randle Graves – CLERKS (1994)
Anybody who has ever had a job serving the public wishes they had Randal (Jeff Anderson) by their side. The worst video clerk known to man has a special ability to piss on any and all annoying customers who cross his path while still making Dante’s (Brian O’Halloran) life seem worthwhile whether it be by an in-depth discussion about the contract workers on the Death Star or consoling him after his girlfriend has sex with a dead guy in the bathroom. We all need to have these talks once in a while.

3. Brodie Bruce – MALLRATS (1995)
The guy has the answers for all of life’s problems. Best friend’s girl just dumped him? Bring him to the mall. Hungry? Get some chocolate covered pretzels. His own girl leaves him? F*ck her in an elevator later that day. Friend’s girlfriend’s dad being a dick? Stink-palm him. Can’t win on a cheesy Dating Game rip-off? Host the Tonight Show. There’s nothing too big for Brodie (Jason Lee) to overcome unless it’s getting those damn kids off the escalator and the awe of the psychic with three nipples.