SPOILER: “Zack And Miri Make a Porno” – The Mr. Skin Breakdown!

September 29th @ 4:46 pm | 1 Comment » | Scooped by John Whiteaker

  • SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!! Quite possibly the biggest spoiler we can post here, either pre OR post-release of the flick, but the great Mr. Skin has revealed the full breakdown of all the nudity and sexuality in “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”, and we’re here to share the descriptions with you in full detail. Mr. Skin is an expert in the field, and prides himself in having up to the second moments of nudity and sex in movies on his website.


    We warn ya, read on ONLY if you have seen the film or really wanna spoil some stuff for yourself! Otherwise, skip to the next headline! Seriously! Turn back now! If you MUST KNOW, swipe your mouse to highlight the blank area ahead:

      ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO

      (0:08) Elizabeth Banks is in the back room of a coffee shop trying on outfits. She strips down to her bra and panties while two kids record her with a cell phone. We see a shot of her in her bra on the cell phone while trying on a yellow outfit. Then there’s another non-phone shot of her in her bra again as she tries on another.

      (0:23) We see Elizabeth Banks again on the cell phone in her bra and panties.

      (0:28) Elizabeth Banks is in a sexy outfit licking a beer bottle as Seth Rogen has the inspiration for making the porno.

      (0:37) A girl auditioning for the porno takes off her outfit for Craig Robinson and we see her breasts and bush.

      (0:38) We see the butt and breasts of various strippers telling Rogen and Banks what they won’t do in a porno.

      (0:39) Traci Lords auditions and much of her bra is showing out of her shirt.

      (0:44) During a montage of all the actors dressed up for the porn parody “Star Whores”, we see Katie Morgan in a black bra-and-panties Darth Vader costume, Traci Lords in a sexy C-3PO outfit and Elizabeth Banks as Princess “Lay-Her” in the familiar sheer white outfit and we can see her bra and panties underneath.

      (0:53) Katie Morgan is behind the coffee counter with her breasts exposed. When she hops on the counter we see her panties underneath her apron. Jason Mewes begins screwing her on top and then from behind. A customer comes in and interrupts them and Mewes goes right back to screwing Morgan.

      (0:57) Traci Lords is in her bra giving it to a guy from behind.

      (1:03) Elizabeth Banks is filming her porno scene. Her shirt is partially open, revealing her bra.

      (1:34) Traci Lords and Katie Morgan are in lingerie during a Zack & Miri promotional video.

    And there ya go. Thanks to our scooper and the mighty Mr. Skin for the report.

Here's What You Said: (1 Comments)

  1. theKiwi
    September 29, 2008 at 19:49

    Hate to tell ya, and I’m not gonna post spoilers here, but that list is pretty far from complete.

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