• The latest issue of Simpsons Comics (#86, out today) features a few neat Askew gags. First off, Springfield’s Aztec Theater hosts a film festival and at one point we see Apu and his wife watching a black and white film:

If anyone’s got some scans, send ‘em on, we’d love to post them.

• Quite possibly a Mallrats reference tucked into the latest Buffy The Vampire Slayer game (Chaos Bleeds) for the home consoles: One of the levels take place in an abandoned mall full of store fronts, one of which is called “Buy Me Toys”.
• Here’s a quick quote from a Seann William Scott interview in the latest “Maxim”:

• Clerks plays the midnight show on 9/19, 9/20, and 9/25 at Chicago’s famous Brew & View Theater. Be there with your carefully laminated copies of the Clerks Drinking Game in hand.
• View Askew alum Joey Lauren Adams has a new thriller/drama on the way, titled “A Promise Kept” (also starring Sean Patrick Flanery and Mimi Rogers). The film will be screening on the 22nd of this month at the Angelika Theater in Dallas. Screening time will be 7:00 PM. Tickets are $8 and available online to purchase 3 days in advance of the screening. Visit the official website for the film for more info.
• And finally today, thanks to Salon.com’s gossip column “The Fix” for the site credit and link in their latest blurb, which lifted Kev’s quote regarding Ben & Jen’s “breakup” that appeared here over the weekend. ‘Til next we meet…

• Kevin chats us up on another possible weeks’ delay for Stash Bash 2, the creation of the Brodie dixie cup inaction figure, release schedules, more Nuart screenings, and more:

Normally Kevin wouldn’t bring up a date change without it being pretty close to true, so expect that October 12th date to probably become official this week. Hopefully that doesn’t mess with too many schedules. We’ll let you know when we hear more.
And can we say again: Dixie Cup Brodie! Yes!!!!
More news later, we assure you.

• So who thought that wishful thinking was pointless? Since the Mallrats line of inaction figures were announced, we’ve been lamenting the fact that Brodie’s character wasn’t holding his famous dixie cup (check the archives, really)! Well, from this photo, courtesy Wizard Universe, it looks like our wish has come true!
  That’s right, it looks like the figure planned for an exclusive run in WizardWorld Texas is Dixie Cup Brodie! Obviously this shot is of a work in progress, but check out the coolness already! We’re stoked. Kevin recently stated that this was the plan, contingent on if View Askew is going to have a presence at the show. It seems pretty official that at the very least, Graphitti Designs will be there selling this figure. As always, there will be a limited supply, and once they’re done, they break the mold, so you wanna get your Brodie while ya can.
  Wizard World Texas happens from November 21-23rd, so they’ve got plenty of time to get Brodie all painted and produced for the show. We seriously hope this one becomes a reality, as this is the Brodie we’ve always wanted! Click the pic for a larger view of Brodie in all his dixie-cup holdin’ glory.

• Kevin had the honor of presenting the award for ‘Movie Marketing on the Internet’ at the 32nd Annual Key Art Awards which originally took place on June 20, 003. Over at the View Askew site , you can watch the clip as Kevin takes a few digs at himself and at Tim Burton in his 5 and a half minute presentation speech. Enjoy!

• Just a polite reminder to you all – The RSVP “Killer Trivia” contest runs through the end of September. So, if you haven’t entered yet, you’ve still got time to go buy or rent yourself a copy of RSVP on VHS or DVD, answer our 5 questions, and win yourself some VERY cool prizes, including the grand-daddy of them all, Jay Mewes’ actual screen-worn outfit from the film! There’s also signed posters, DVDs, and more. And trust us when we say this: We’ve gotten some entires, but you have a FANTASTIC chance of winning a prize if you get in on this now. So don’t delay, and don’t think you can’t win — If there was ever a contest to enter with a great chance of victory, this is the one! Click HERE or on the RSVP trivia logo at the top of the page to learn more.

• It’s official – Stash Bash 2 will be held a week later than originally planned, on October 5th. Coincidentally, this happens to be the same weekend as the Red Bank Film Festival, so come in early and make a weekend of it! See ya there.
• Kevin shared a couple of never before seen photos from his famous “Dogma” protest at the View Askew WWWBoard. The top one is a gem, as you can see what Kevin and Bryan Johnson’s signs read as they protested the film.
• “Clerks” will be shown as a part of Midnight Movies at the Bijou on September 27th at the University of Iowa. Details are HERE!
• The screenings continue! The Beverley Cinema in Champaign, IL will be showing Mallrats on October 3rd and 4th as part of their annual rerun film series (four shows total, it would seem).
• There’s a fun nod to “Clerks” in the new paperback “The Last World War” by Dayton Ward. In Chapter 15, a TV reporter and his camera operator featured in the plot make a stop at a convenience store run by a couple of familiar-sounding dudes named Brian and Jeff. It’s a funny homage written by a guy who obviously is a Smith fan. The whole book, a science-fiction/modern military novel, is worth checking out, but fans will dig this particular scene.
• The evil, addictive online Hollywood Stock Exchange game has started trading Ranger Danger stock! Talk about advanced availability.
• And last, but certainly not least, the gang at IO Comics today again shows what HUGE View Askew fans they are in the latest installent. Let’s hope these guys entered the essay contest. We’ll see ya next time!

• You’ve seen the rumors circling the tabloids for weeks, even months, predicting this, but now, it seems some more reputable sources are confirming that Ben & Jen’s wedding that was rumored for this weekend is not only cancelled, but the couple has split up, at least temporarily. People Magazine broke the story, with Yahoo News and the New York Daily News already following suit (with about 30 more pieces of press to come, we’re sure, no need to pass them on to us). Anyway, it does seem that a wedding was scheduled, as Kevin confirmed yesterday that he had been fitted for a tux and was to participate in the event. When questioned about attending yesterday, all Kevin had to say was “Alas…”, very telling in a not-so telling way.

At any rate, it’s not normally the policy of this site to get into personal relationship stories, however with the attention this story is bound to get, and the metions that Jersey Girl will get as a result of it, we felt it newsworthy. We wish both Ben and Jen well, and hope that they may at least finally get some peace from the press machine for a while. More news later.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Here’s what Kevin said about these articles earlier today. Apparently, this may be yet another instance of the press getting way out of control with rumors about these two:

• Kevin has made a few announcements regarding plans for Stash Bash 2. Keep in mind all of this stuff is likely to happen but isn’t exactly set in stone yet. First off, the event will be pushed back ONE WEEK to Octber 5, 2003. No additional entries are being accepted due to the date change, though. Hopefully those that are chosen can still make it on that date.
  Approximately 10,000 essays were received, and of those, around 300 will be chosen. These 300 will NOT be permitted to bring a guest. So, it’ll be you and you alone. The plan is to allow just 30 people into the store per hour, to keep it as a small, intimate affair, and ensure plenty of space and time to chat with all the guests in attendance. A 10-hour day is planned, and we imagine those that are chosen will be informed of their chosen “hour”. Sounds like a great way to run things, similar to the group system used for the first Stash Bash, however on a much smaller, more conversation-friendly scale.
  We expect all of this stuff will be made “official” soon enough, until then, we wanted to give you the heads-up. Once folks start to get their invitations, we’ll start talking more seriously about gatherings the evening before the event and during the day. Naturally, with a Sunday event, we assume a lot of folks might be looking for a place to party and crash on Saturday night. Stay tuned.

• Ya gotta love it when Kevin hits the boards to answer questions, especially when said questions actually manage to get some new information out of the guy. He was in a particularly informative mood today, with some hints of many things to come. Here’s a summary:

• All the features from the original Clerks DVD will hopefully be included on the 10th anniversary Clerks DVD. The set will street in October/November 2004.
• Kevin on another yet unnamed project: “A pretty fun/silly one that oughta make a lot of folks happy – most of all me.”
• The only View Askew production yet to see a DVD release, “Big Helium Dog”, apparently has something happening with it.
• Kevin hopes to visit the UK for a live Q&A session in the next two months.
• The official Jersey Girl theatrical poster will be out “hopefully by Christmas”.
• Phil Benson and Laura Greenlee, who Kevin has worked with on past films, will work with Kevin on Fletch Won. A producer to fill the shoes of the vacationing Scott Mosier has yet to be announced.
• IF Kevin and View Askew attend the Wizardworld Dallas Comicon, there’s apparently an exlcusive inaction figure that will be available that we “wouldn’t believe”…

We’ll keep you posted as we fill in more of the blanks. Until then, there’s some stuff to think about.

• Chris Bailey (of “Clerks: The Cartoon” fame) is scheduled to appear at California State University at Northridge (CSUN), ADC 300, Purple Crit Room, on September 16th @ 3:00pm. The event is being sponsored by the CSUN art dept, and the flyer highlights the fact that Chris is currently directing the computer animation for the “Garfield” film.
  There was no mention of tickets or this being a student-only affair, so we’re sure Chris would love to see some Clerks fans in attendance. No info at their site yet, but the info comes to us from a student who promises to feed us more info as he learns more. Here’s a map of the campus in case you need to find your way around. Enjoy. And tell Chris you love his nifty News Askew logo that you see at the top of this ‘ol page.
• Today’s Film Threat quote comes from Chasing Amy: “That chick could be a bigger disease carrier than the monkey in Outbreak.”
• Clerks will be up on the big screen as a midnight movie at Ohio University’s Athena on October 3rd and 4th.