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More J&SBSB In The Press…

August 21st, 2001 @ 6:28 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Lauren, Brian Paine, Alonso Duralde, Randy Fisher, TheCrow, Patrick LaPete, Dennis Heller & Rich Richmond

  • Yep you guessed it…The web continues to pick up on the trend with more new stories on Kevin and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Here’s today’s additions, STM’s got the full archived list:

By the way, the CNN site also mentions a live online CHAT with Kevin that you can participate in, taking place TOMORROW NIGHT, August 22nd, at 12 noon EST. Details HERE.

View Askew NewsBites™

August 21st, 2001 @ 6:28 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Wild Karrde, Daniel Zelter, Paul Lowrey, Jordan Mattice, Davin, Logan Galla, Matt Booker, ColSnders, Hotsons, Mike Prince, Ed Peterson, Jodi, Micah & Alonso Duralde

  • Check out this blurb from the IMDB on the new TV commercials for J&SBSB:
Faced with the dilemma of how to produce a TV commercial for a movie in which one of the two lead characters hardly utters a line that doesn’t include a four-letter word, Miramax/Dimension decided to produce special TV spots featuring the characters, the Los Angeles Times reported today (Monday). In one of the spots for Kevin Smith’s Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, which opens on Friday, Jay, played by Jason Mewes, tells Silent Bob, played by Smith, that the movie has “hot chicks, jokes about getting it on, it’s got cursing.” In another, Jay replaces the four-letter words by saying “bleep,” then remarking, “I’m censoring myself. We’re on TV.”

And also from that site today:

“Saying that he had hoped that his appearance in Kevin Smith’s Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back would have been treated as an uncredited cameo, Mark Hamill has expressed dismay that it is instead being used to promote the film in trailers and TV spots. “I really didn’t think people should know I’m in the movie,” Hamill told today’s (Tuesday) Calgary Sun. “I felt it should be a big surprise and one that not everyone would necessarily get. I’m in enough of a disguise that some people might wonder if it really is me or someone spoofing me.” But Smith told the newspaper that he had been a Star Wars fan since childhood and had wanted to work with Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford “from the day I dreamed of being a filmmaker.” (Fisher also appears in the movie; Ford does not.)”
  • The Marked Fool has set up a VERY NICE Character Guide to all the folks in the Askewniverse that appear in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Surf over and check it out, or send folks there as a primer before they check out the new film if they’re behind on their Askew history.

  • Speaking of character guides, check out this new one that we’ll probably add to the summaries. It’s a View Askew character web that tracks all the relationships between characters over the first 4 films. Sure, there’s a TON of connections, but the color coding makes it simple to read and it seems fairly accurate as well. Check it out, it’s an interesting experiment.
  • A new interview with Mark Hamill on J&SBSB appears online HERE, courtesy Canada’s Canoe website.
  • We were unaware of this appearance, but Jon Stewart was on the Today show this morning, interviewed by Matt Lauer. He was there officially to promote Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but didn’t really talk about the movie too much, besides saying that he plays a fake newsman in it, much like he does on the daily show. One of his quotes went something like “Kevin Smith saw my tape and realized that I couldn’t act, so he decided to have me do what I already do” (fake anchorman). That about sums it up.
  • Want to catch the Afroman video on television? If you’ve got satellite or digial cable and Canadian music channel MuchMusic, you’re in luck. Last night, on “Ed’s Big Wham Bam” starring Ed the Sock, he mentioned that, even though “Because I Got High” has been banned in most countries, Much will still be playing it. In fact, they played it last night. Tune into the network (probably late night) to catch it.
  • Upcoming Movies have placed their page online for Kevin’s proposed next film on fatherhood. Our site will be forthcoming once the J&SBSB dust settles.
  • The August 20th edition of www.imdb.com has this article:
“Miramax movie boss Harvey Weinstein loves acting so much he begs directors to let him appear in their movies. Cult director Kevin Smith reveals the movie mogul is such a budding thespian he pesters directors to give him cameo roles in their movies. But when Smith finally relented, Weinstein turned down the offer to play himself in his latest flick Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. Dogma director Smith explains, “He’s been asking me to put him in one of his movies for years. “He’s an excellent gentleman, but so incredibly egocentric I thought he’d do it in a heartbeat.” Smith soon found out why Weinstein turned down the offer – he wanted a part alongside George Clooney in Steven Soderbergh’s latest film Oceans Eleven. Smith jokes, “Harvey’s kind of a starf***er. There’s me down here and Soderbergh and a cast of stars up there.””
  • Famous Players is hyping the upcoming release of J&SBSB, and have a Kevin Smith movie poll currently online.
  • One fan is having a promotional J&SBSB stunt at the Essex Green 9 in West Orange, NJ. He’s planning to stand out front of the theater all day this Friday, opening day, dressed as Silent Bob & smoking. He’s asking others to show up as View Askew characters for the film as well. If you’re planning to attend, maybe you wanna give it a try (assuming the cops don’t grab this guy before the film starts to roll).

  • And finally today…We doubt you’ll ever find a product like this on your shelves (but maybe they’ll consider it for the Clerks cartoon movie)…”Snoochie Boochies” cereal, “Now with bongs!”. Part of every growing kid’s nutritious breakfast. We’ll catch ya next time. Thanks to Eric Appel for the art.

Jay & Bob Hit The Cover Of “Star Wars Insider”!

August 21st, 2001 @ 10:08 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Adam Lenhardt, Sebastian Boyle, E-Man, Matt Booker, Rob Shofner & Wild Karrde

  • It’s the holy grail for any Star Wars fan – According to starwars.com, Jay and Silent Bob will grace the cover of the next Star Wars Insider. In regards to View Askew goodness in the mag itself, the site says this:
“Fresh off his latest feature, the familiar sounding Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Star Wars-fan Kevin Smith shares his askew views with the Insider’s Scott Chernoff. Smith may not say much in front of the camera, but that’s not the case in this interview. Insider #56 ships to subscribers and Official Star Wars Fan Club members around September 11th. It hits the newsstands on October 2. It’s a double-sided issue with a flip cover: on one side is a powerful duo known for dispensing justice and wisdom. The other side has Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon.”

Above, you’ll see what the cover is going to look like. Click to enlarge. Cool stuff. Lots, LOTS more news later…

Commentary

August 20th, 2001 @ 9:11 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We’ve been getting quite a few questions about this so we figured we’d take a quick moment to answer it in public – We do have a huge wrapup coming explaining our trip to Los Angeles, all the info on the premiere and the afterparty, a large collection of pictures from the event, and lots more. The reason that this is not done yet is simply because updates have been so expansive that they have been taking every spare moment of the day just to get online. When the updates are done, there’s just no time left to work on these additional areas. Something has to give. So, in the meantime, in the interest of keeping up with all the news and events, our coverage of the premiere and our review of the film will need to be delayed just a while longer. It’s all on the way, though.

It seems that all of you are enjoying the film, and that’s great to hear. It’s just such a fan-centric picture, it’s easy to love. Please spread the word about J&SBSB and bring a big crowd with ya to check it out this weekend. We’re sure that everyone will thank you for taking them. It’s not often that a comedy delivers this many laugh-out-loud moments these days. Let’s give everyone who worked so hard on this picture a HUGE take at the box office this weekend. Just four days until the official release. Speaking of that do NOT miss your chance to vote in our new poll topic (thanks to Jason for the idea.

Dimension reported strong sneaks this weekend, with theaters reportedly at 70%-75% capacity. Of those surveyed, patrons gave the film high marks, with 85% in the top two boxes and 75%-80% definite-recommends.

By the way, a quick aside – If anyone out there sells new cars, especially DODGE, drop me a line. I’m looking to buy another car and have some questions about stuff including upcoming incentives and interest rates and whatnot. Thanks.

We’ve still got a TON of stuff in the inbox, some stories from a few days back that we just weren’t able to get to until today, so let’s take a look and see if we can get more of this stuff taken care of:

KTLA Clips Online!

August 20th, 2001 @ 9:10 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Will Wilkins

Kevin Smith on KTLA5 8/20/01

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  • Will’s faster than Walt Flanagan’s dog lately at getting us Kevin’s TV and radio appearances captured, so we’re now proud to present Kevin’s telelvision appearance on KTLA (Los Angeles) this morning. We’ve got streaming and downloadable versions of the clips for ya right here…Don’t forget to grab and install the latest Realplayer if you’ve yet to do so!

J&SBSB In The Press!

August 20th, 2001 @ 9:06 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Chris Dalbom, Mark Burchard, Brian, Alonso Duralde, Nick Capetillo, Jonathan Watterson & Gina

  • We’re continuing to compile as much press coverage on J&SBSB as we can. Below you’ll find links to more articles and scans of articles from across the land on the flick:

We’ve also got scans of a couple of Jason Lee articles that we couldn’t locate anywhere online for your viewing pleasure, and the pics that ran with the Jersey pieces, which included a new one of Kevin and one of the J&SBSB filming inside the Stash. Check out the complete archive at Scooping The Monkey.

View Askew NewsBites™

August 20th, 2001 @ 9:05 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by AllentownMike, Blaine Atkinson, Gina, Keith, John Couture, JoBlo, Brian Jones, Alonso Duralde, Scotts, Nadusha, Sean Keeley & Bluemiataman

  • Got a lot of scoops on this one, so we’ve added it to the Countdowns: The Australian release date for Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back has been officially announced as November 15, 2001.
  • A new off-topic, yet oddly revealing interview that asks quite a few off the wall questions to Kevin is now online over at joblo.com. Read it all HERE.
  • Many of you caught the big news yesterday regarding Kevin’s next project with the Green Arrow team – You can learn more info about it in this new article from Russell Lissau at Comic Book Resources.
  • Box Office: Comingsoon.net is running a poll about which movie will be tops next weekend, and so far JSBSB is running away with it! Zap2It.com ran this article on the View Askew box office history:
A View Askew at Kevin Smith’s Box Office Track Record

HOLLYWOOD (Zap2it.com) – When “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” opens at around 2,000 theaters, it will mark the widest release of writer-director and reticent half of the dynamic duo Kevin Smith’s career. At $15 million, it’s also the biggest budget he’s ever had to work with, a pittance when one takes into consideration that the average Hollywood production costs $55 million. But Smith’s movies have never been big at the box office, despite the devoted fanbase his View Askewniverse has garnered, especially on the Internet.

Though it was made on a shoestring budget of $27,000, Smith’s debut “Clerks” cost an additional $230,000 for post-production after it was picked up by Miramax Films. Immediately creating a stir among film buffs with its distinctive voice when it was released on Oct. 19, 1994. It started with a solid $31,665 from two theaters. Ultimately reaching 96 venues, it enjoyed an extended run, ending up with $3.2 million total.

His second picture “Mallrats” opened a year later on Oct. 20, 1995, but it did notregister with audiences in the same way. Produced by Universal Pictures via its now defunct division Gramercy banner on an exponentially larger budget of $6.1 million, it was downright rejected, debuting to just $1.15 million from 852 theaters. It couldn’t even double that by the end of its run, quickly petering out at $2.1 million.

For “Chasing Amy,” Smith returned to Miramax and his micro-budget roots, spending a mere $250,000, though he carried-over actors Jason Lee and Ben Affleck from “Mallrats” for the lead roles. The results were his best reviews and box office yet. Going back to a platform release pattern after the “Mallrats” debacle, “Amy” opened to a solid $52,446 from three venues on the weekend of April 4, 1997. Expanding to 553 theaters at its widest point, it grossed $12 million total.

Labeled blasphemous by various Catholic groups, the release of Smith’s next picture, the $10 million religious comedy “Dogma,” was delayed. Miramax’s parent company Disney buckled under the pressure and ditched it, despite the presence of the post-”Good Will Hunting” team of Affleck and Matt Damon. Canada-based distributor Lion’s Gate Films snatched up the rights and opened “Dogma” nationwide on Nov. 11, 1999. It bowed to $8.7 million from 1,269 theaters, and went on to earn $30.7 million total.

“Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” stars Smith’s most popular characters in what is understood to be their last movie appearance, at least in live-action form as they’ll appear in a planned animated follow-up to “Clerks.” As such, chances are they’ll go out with a bang by Smith standards, likely delivering the director his biggest box office returns to date.

Check out the contest HERE if you’d like to predict the box office of the flick and win some prizes. Bikkit.com’s “Guess the Gross” contest also offers you a prize: Your choice of movie posters. Good luck, folks.

  • There’s an article on front page of Life section (D) in today’s USA TODAY about Joseph “Afroman” Foreman and a mention of “the breakout hit off the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back soundtrack.
  • Jeffrey Wells presents a very cool little piece on Jay Mewes (which also features an appearance by Matt Damon on the day of the premiere last week). Here’s a snippet (ONE SPOILER INSIDE, END OF FIRST PARAGRAPH):
Welded at the hip throughout Jay and Silent Bob with Smith’s mostly (but not entirely) non-verbal, Greek chorus-like character, “Jay” never flinches or hesitates. He speaks only in raw fundamentals. When he runs into Jason Biggs toward the end, he says without hesitation what each and every one of us would probably say to ourselves but would never have the crude honesty to articulate: “Hey, you f***ed the pie!”

And with Smith’s dialogue to work with, he’s funny. This is an article of faith among Smith fans. Watch this film with a group of them and you’ll see what I mean. As Gen-X/Gen-Y culture goes, it’s not inappropriate to call Mewes “legendary.”

One definition of a movie star is someone who essentially plays the same character over and over, which people are happy to pay to see over and over. By this standard, Mewes is starting to qualify. Or will qualify, I should say. I expect Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to get lots of repeat business, which Mewes will be able to take some credit for.

Read the whole piece and check out some new pics of Mewes himself right HERE.

  • This small scan was found in a “What To Surf” type article in a local Jersey paper. It showcases the new flick and the View Askew website. Click above to read it.
  • Dogma will be playing at The New Jersey Film Festival. The festival takes placeat the brand spanking new Loews Jersey Gardens Theatre (651 Kapkowski Road, Elizabeth). The phone # is 908-289-2004. It’s $9 for general admission, 5.75 for kiddies 12 and under, and 5.50 for seniors. (Also, My Cousin Vinnie, Cop Land, and Welcome to the Dollhouse will be playing.) The times vary, and it runs from Sept 21 – 27.
  • It’s a Jay bonanza! Here’s another article from Page X on Mewes:
“Jay By Jay”

by Mark Voger
Page X Writer

Same face, same slur, same flair for expletives deleted. But Jason Mewes is not Jay, the dim-witted stoner he embodies in “Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back”.

Jay, the character, has come a long way since birth in a 1994 low-budget indie. Jay became a cartoon, and action figure, and a comic-book hero. Mewes, the actor, has likewise ascended. He and writer-director Kevin Smith are reviving that fossilized movie genre, the comedy team. Roll over, Abbott and Costello.

In “J&SBSB”, opening in seven days, the title characters descend on Los Angeles to thwart a film adaptation of “Bluntman and Chronic”, superheroes based on their likenesses. Mewes is asked to characterize who he has played in five films by Smith.

“He just seems like someone that just is really oblivios to a lot of stuff.,” Mewes tells PAGE X. “It chnages, really, in all the movies. He gets his mind set on something and he just does it. Something really silly.

“Like, in ‘Mallrats’ (1995), he really wants to bust up the stage. He’s set on doing that. That was it. Like, nothing else that came up – like, he wasn’t even thinking about anything else.

“In this (‘J&SBSB’), like, in one scene or another, Holden (Ben Affleck) was talking about the (‘Bluntman and Chronic’) movie and how they’re not talking about Jay and Silent Bob – they’re talking about the characters. And Jay’s just sittin’ there, thinkin’, like, ‘So, all we have to do is stop the movie and they’ll stop talkin’ —- about us!’ “So it’s just getting there and stopping them movie from getting made, even though there was other stuff. They’re always on a mission, it seems like. Always wantin’ to just be obnoxious and hang out and harass people and stuff.”

In the new film, Mewes is top-billed for the first time.

“I mean, it’s awesome,” says the former roofer, 27, who attended Henry Hudson Regional High School, Highlands.

“I was psyched when Kevin told me that we’re the main characters and our names are on the title. It’s been awesome. You know, a lot of dialogue, which was great for, like, a test for me and stuff. And also, hopefully, it’ll help getting other jobs. I’m out there more and stuff.”

Mewes says he has something better than a tuxedo in mind for the film’s premiere.

“I have some new gear that I like to wear when I go out,” Mewes says shyly. “So – see if I can get away with wearing that.”

Er, what kind of gear is that?

“Pimp gear. Me and my friends been goin’ out to, like, bars and —- on the weekends in this gear. It’s cool-lookin’. So maybe we’ll try to get away with goin’ with that.”

We can confirm: Mewes indeed did get to show up all decked out in said “pimp gear”.

  • A new interview called “In The Director’s Chair” with Vincent Periera has been conducted at DVDFile. This is another fantastic read, as Vincent’s candor and DVDFile’s excellent questions again make for a great piece that you should not miss. Check out a preview:
DF: Was there anything you wanted to do with the disc that you couldn’t or didn’t?

VP: The only thing, and this was after the fact only because I hadn’t seen it, when Don went out to LA before they started authoring it, he went through the master tape and did a lot of restoration on it. There were like ten or twelve spots in the film where we had damaged frames, they were damaged in the negative or there was dirt on them, and he was able to erase that stuff pretty substantially. Basically get rid of all the big stuff. There’s still a little fleck here or there, but all the big stuff he got rid of. After I saw it, when I was sent the check disc, I thought it would have been cool to do a restoration demonstration. But that’s about the only thing that came to mind and that’s pretty much it. I had some Q&As recorded, but I never had a chance to look at any of them and see if they were good, to throw a Q&A on there. That might have been cool, but I just never really had access to the footage. But I’m not beating myself over the head about it.

DF: So now that A Better Place is done, it’s been a long journey but the disc is finally ready, what are you doing now?

VP: I’ve been writing this script, it seems like forever, being that I am a huge horror movie fan and a big Dario Argento fan, I wrote this sort of Argento-esque murder-mystery. I’ve written three drafts of it so far and I’m writing a forth draft now. The new draft seems to be going well and hopefully I’ll be done with it soon. And that’s what I want to do next, but I’m going to have to raise a pretty decent budget for it. Not like $100 million or anything like that, but compared to the $40 thousand it cost to make A Better Place, it’s going to be a pretty substantial amount more. But that’s the one I want to do next.

There are a couple other ideas that are smaller. One in particular, and the plots so bizarre I’m not even going to describe it because I just have to write it and try and figure it out, that would probably be more like an indie, art house-type film. But the first thing is to finish this draft of Autograph, which is the murder-mystery and then I’ll try my hand at that idea and see what I can make of it. If I can’t get the money up to make Autograph just yet, then maybe I’ll go after that other project cause it’ll cost less to make. It wouldn’t be as commercial, but it would be an interesting little film.

Will someone give this guy a budget to make “Autograph” already, PLEASE? Anyone out there? Anyway, read the complete interview online HERE!

  • For the curious, here’s what a pass to a J&SBSB preview screening in NYC looked like.

New York Post: “Silent Partnership”…

August 19th, 2001 @ 9:39 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Matt, Gramp & Gene

  • This excellent piece appeared in this weekend’s New York Post, discussing the flick and Kevin’s relationship with Mewes. Here ya go, folks:
‘SILENT’ PARTNERSHIP

By LOU LUMENICK

THEY may be the unlikeliest comedy duo ever to appear in a movie, let alone five, but the partnership of Kevin Smith and his longtime pal Jason Mewes looks like it’s finally going to pay off big.

Writer-director Smith, whose hilarious “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (opening Friday) features Smith (a.k.a. Silent Bob) and the inarticulate Mewes (Jay) as a pair of none-too-bright dopers in their first starring roles, is getting the best audience-rating scores in Miramax history.

“I’ve resisted putting them front and center, like forever,” says Smith, 31, over a pork-roll sandwich at a diner near his office in Red Bank, N.J.

“I felt they worked best in small doses, but there’s such an audience awareness of the characters. They’ve got a lot of good will. We’re both relatively young, but not getting any younger. It just felt like if you’re ever going to do it, now’s the time.”

Mewes, 29, and Smith made their first appearance as Jay and Silent Bob as a kind of Greek chorus in Smith’s first movie, the 1995 ultra-low-budget sensation “Clerks.”

Smith planned to play one of the leads, “but I decided at the last minute I’m not an actor and I couldn’t memorize all of the dialogue. I still wanted to be in the movie, just in case it was the only one I ever made.”

Jay and Bob reappeared, with increasing prominence, in Smith’s “Mallrats,” “Chasing Amy” and “Dogma.”

They now have the leads in the highly self-referential “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,” in which the dimwitted duo invade Miramax’s Hollywood studios to stop production of a movie about characters based on themselves.

“When I saw the poster, I had to chuckle. There’s Mewes, sitting front and center, and behind him peeking out are Ben Affleck, Chris Rock and Shannon Elizabeth,” says Smith.

“Mewes is not the most self-aware gentleman I’ve ever met, but there were moments of clarity when even he realized it’s a $20 million movie and it was all riding on his shoulders.”

Having briefly met Mewes on the set of “Jay and Silent Bob” earlier this year, I can attest that this outrageous motormouth is the most incongruous of potential movie stars. Having a coherent conversation with the man is impossible.

“He doesn’t know how to talk about movies or himself, because he doesn’t think it’s a big deal,” Smith said. “He makes movies because he likes getting free breakfast burritos for 60 days, $200 a day in cash for spending money and free T-shirts.”

Yet, Smith challenges the widely held assumption that Mewes is essentially playing himself in Smith’s movies.

“Jay is a highly romanticized version of what Jason was like when I met him at age 14, when he would help me put together Sunday newspapers at the convenience store where I worked,” Smith said.

“But he’s really blossomed as a performer. He really thinks as the character in the moment, of course without using those Stanislavsky-like terms.”

“Here’s a guy who could be as big as Affleck or [Matt] Damon, but he just can’t get it together. When he isn’t making a movie, you can usually find him on my couch or imbibing somewhere.

“Knowing Jason for 12 years was the best training for fatherhood I could ever get. There’s nothing [his 2-year-old daughter] Harley could do that would surprise me as much as that kid has surprised me.

“For a while, he was working at my comic book store [Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, in Red Bank], but he was supposed to open up at 11 and wasn’t showing up until 1 o’clock.

“So I had to fire him from the store that bears his name. I mean, he’s irresponsible to an unbelievable degree.”

Smith hopes that “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” will be a hit so “somebody else will figure out a way to use Mewes.

“If you pay attention to the Internet, he has a huge cult following. This could make him the next big thing, though he’s been around for seven to eight years doing the same shtick.”

Jay and Bob will appear in an upcoming feature version of the “Clerks” cartoon, which was canceled by ABC last year after only three episodes aired.

But Smith swears there will not be any more live-action Jay and Bob movies.

“Look at what happened with ‘Scary Movie 2′ this summer,” said Smith, who plans to segue into a small film based on his experiences as a father.

“I’d rather push away from the table while people still like the characters rather than make ‘Jay and Bob in Outer Space’ or some such nonsense.”

You can also read the piece at the Post’s website HERE.

WizardWorld 2001 Wrapup Page!

August 19th, 2001 @ 9:38 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Our WizardWorld Wrapup Page is now online and ready to go…You can check out some fan’s stories from the scene, as well as some exclusive pics. Word has it that crowds were overwhelming, and Kevin even did a second panel on Sunday to try and allow more fans the chance to do some Q&A with him. Those who were there can tell it best, though, so surf over to our page and check it out in their own words.

Newsweek: “A Phatty Boom Batty Flick”…

August 19th, 2001 @ 9:37 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Patrick Orr

  • Ratface gets a much deserved mention in the intro to this piece on J&SBSB, from Newsweek‘s August 27th issue:
A Phatty Boom Batty Flick

With his new movie, director Kevin Smith says thanks to family, friends and, yes, those nutty fans on the Web

By Devin Gordon
NEWSWEEK

Aug. 27 issue — The first person you meet on the set of Kevin Smith’s new movie, “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,” is a guy named Ratface. He is Smith’s production designer, a job usually held by extravagant Italians or tasteful women. Ratface, ne Robert Holtzman, is just an old buddy of Smith’s. Like everybody else here. In today’s scene our heroes, played by Smith (“Chasing Amy,” “Dogma”) and childhood pal Jason Mewes, learn that a comic book based on their lives is being made into a movie—and the boys aren’t seeing a dime. At the moment, the crew is on a break.

PRODUCER SCOTT MOSIER (a film-school classmate) sips coffee while Smith smokes a cigarette and gripes about a nasty post he got on his Web site. Some guy blasted him for failing to include an actress from “Clerks,” his cult-classic debut, in the cameo-heavy new film. Smith, his accuser claimed, was forgetting his roots. “Come on,” says the director, 31. “You can say a lot of s—t about me, but that’s gotta be the last thing. I mean, look around!”

The man’s got a point. “Jay and Silent Bob,” or “J&SB,” as cyberfans have dubbed it, is Smith’s cinematic thank-you to everyone who helped make him what he is today: arguably cinema’s funniest writer about sex, certainly its most candid. In bit parts over four films, his twin creations have become minor heroes—like C3PO and R2D2, only perpetually stoned (hence the title, an allusion to “The Empire Strikes Back”). This time they’re the stars, clearing room for cameos by old friends from Ben Affleck to Brian O’Halloran, who played Dante in “Clerks.” Today’s shooting location, in fact, is Smith’s own comic-book shop in Red Bank, N.J., his hometown, where he still lives with his wife and infant daughter. Fans get their nod as well: Jay and Silent Bob embark on a voyage to stop their movie after reading bad buzz about it on the Internet.

In case it’s not clear from the screwball plot, “Jay and Silent Bob” isn’t exactly a good movie. Unlike his last two films, the straight-gay romance “Chasing Amy” and the polemical religious comedy “Dogma,” here Smith has less than nothing to say. Still, the movie is damn funny—even if the terms “snootchie bootchies” and “phatty boom batty” mean nothing to you. And after “Dogma,” which prompted death threats for its critical take on the Roman Catholic Church, that’s all Smith wants to hear. “Biting your nails, not being able to open your f—king mail—after a while, I was like, ‘Hey, why don’t we do something light next time?’ ” With this movie, he says, “either you laugh or you don’t.”

Succeed or fail, Smith is bound to get an earful from his fans—and he’s looking forward to it. It’s three months after the shoot in Red Bank, and Smith is sitting in a dim recording studio in Los Angeles, working on the “J&SB” score. Or, rather, everyone else in the room is working on the score. Smith, eating a tuna sandwich, is surfing the Web on his laptop. He stops first at the movie-gossip site Ain’t It Cool News to check out an interview he gave. Then it’s on to Smith’s home page, ViewAskew.com, where he’ll post an update on his movie’s progress.

He launched the site in 1996, and a love affair was born. Smith is a warm, chatty soul whose portly frame and sloppy clothes are the outward signs of a guy who couldn’t pull off phoniness if he tried, and he tingled at the idea of meeting some kid in Idaho who loved his work. It slowly dawned on him that it was also shrewd business. Smith’s films are not blockbusters—his budgets are tiny, and his biggest hit to date, “Dogma,” grossed just $31 million. But he always turns a profit, largely because his rabid fan base is champing at the bit by the time his movies open.

Easy access doesn’t come without a price, though. “People who don’t like your s—t will hunt you down and tell you—behind the anonymity of a modern-day CB handle. I honestly don’t mind if someone says, ‘You suck.’ But have the courage to say who you are. It’s fascinating to get a three-page analysis of your work from some guy named Wampa12.” Smith stops to take a drag on his cigarette. He’s not done. “Some days you just wanna pick up the phone, call Magnum P.I. and say, ‘Get me the address of Wampa12′.” At the end of “Jay and Silent Bob” the boys do exactly that, showing up on the doorstep of their slanderers and beating them silly. For that one, Kevin, the thank-you is on us.

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