- Attention New Zealand Askewers!!!! Those of you in the land of Peter Jackson can catch Dogma in theaters in your area starting March 9th! This info comes courtesy of a scooper in the area who spoke with a Hoyts cinema representative.
- Syracuse University‘s UUCinema Board has scheduled a View Askew Marathon on February 25 and 26th. All ya need is 4 bucks and you can see ALL FOUR Kevin Smith flicks in a row! Not a bad deal at all, and the first we’ve heard of all 4 flicks playing one night in a row like that ANYWHERE. Here’s the official info from the source:
Showtimes:
Clerks: 7:00 PM
Dogma: 8:45
Chasing Amy: 11:15
Mallrats: 1:15 AM
(You may ask why we would chose this odd, nonsensical order. The sad fact of the matter is that it is purely economical. Syracuse University students always show up in the largest numbers to the 8:30-9:30 show, and we all agreed that Dogma should be in that spot. I wish we could show them in release or even chronological order, but no one’s gonna pay forDogma at 1 o’clock).
Admission: $4 for the whole night (Come when you want for $4 see as many flicks as you want)
Place: Syracuse University’s Gifford Auditorium (If anyone wants directions, they can e-mail me at the below address)
Who: SU’s University Union Cinemas, the on-campus movie people.
Crap We’re Giving Away: If you stay whole night, we’ll be playing ViewAskew Trivia (If you guys want to help us with this that’d be sweet as hell) and you can win few tickets to our shows, and we’ll probably also give out some free posters, and perhaps some other stuff as well.
Contact E-Mail: For more info, e-mail viewaskew@giminy.syr.edu.
The theater holds 330-350 lucky visitors and is open to anyone.
The White House drug office should have its hands full trying to shoehorn anti-drug messages into “Clerks,” an animated show based on the indie movie of the same name that ABC’s plans to launch this spring. Creator Kevin Smith (”Dogma”), who’ll reprise the Silent Bob character he’s played in all his movies, describes the characters he and co-star Jason Mewes voice as “kind of our classic stoner duo without being stoners because, you know, it’s ABC.”
- Even more on that Clerks TAS press conference courtesy of iFUSE. They did a wonderful summary of hilarous quotes from that press conference. Check this out:
Clerks step up to the register
Kevin Smith’s first movie is being made into a cartoon series. And God, does he look funny
By Leslie Gornstein
A cartoon Clerks may be on its way. Kevin Smith, who directed the original movie and still kicks around as Silent Bob, dished this weekend about the still-just-possible ABC-TV series during a twice-yearly meeting between critics and networks.
He said it’ll have the voices of the original male cast, but it won’t have the black-and-white false artiness of its predecessor. If it takes off at all, that is. The pilot is still somewhere in Korea, where animators are polishing and caressing it.
Smith has this habit of saying things where you’re not sure if he’s joking or not. Like this ongoing thing about how there might be safety tips at the end of every episode. They kept on talking about it, saying it would be like the Superfriends.
The only stuff we know he’s serious about is that he hopes there’s going to be a show, and he’s hoping to debut it on ABC in March, and it’ll be based on the movie.
Other than that, we give up. Here’s what Kevin had to say. You do the rest.
On possible time slots: “We’re the replacement for The View.”
On doing comedy without vulgarity: “We knew we couldn’t do what we did in the movie, so we thought, ‘Let’s just kind of go in the opposite direction and just make it funny without being crude. But at the same time you are trying to find 96 different ways to say ‘blow job.’”
On the last 365 days: “We had a rough year in the movie industry; we made a religious picture, and it’s just time to get out of that. We wanted to do a show called The Wacky Adventures of Martin Luther and Why He Was Right.”
On royalties: “In the movie, Silent Bob rarely speaks, but I do get to collect a paycheck for barely speaking (in the series), which is really sweet. Only on TV.”
On his proposed role: “Jay and Silent Bob are certainly the cartoon’s buffoonery: Whip out a few dick and fart jokes and get out.”
On comin’ up: “The movie made $3 million at the theater. Clerks was something that people would see and feel like they were discovering something else. If we could start with just 10 people watching the show, in 10 years we might have 1,000 people watching the show!”
On serendipity: “I didn’t have a backup plan. It wasn’t like, ‘I have to have a cartoon on the air!’ If we would have just done a sitcom it would have been really cheesy.”
On the future: “In the 6th episode Randal thinks the town is under siege by the Mataba virus, like in Outbreak, and so the stores get sealed into bubbles. There is a race to find the disease chimp, which does not exist.”
On ambition: “If Clerks takes off, believe you me, there will be a Mallrats half-hour.”
On success: “People come up to you and say, ‘Great movie! Wanna get stoned?’ That demographic spends money!”
On movie development throughout the decades: “As bad as Clerks looked, a couple years later, Blair Witch looks even worse.”
On opting into ABC’s plan: “We’ll be called sellouts for at least a year.”
On being like the Superfriends: “We have been trying to come up with ‘One to Grow On’ type things.”
- One of our first scoops when News Askew started was a porn knockoff of “Chasing Amy” called “Chasing Asia”. A scooper now informs us that the flick’s airing on The Playboy Channel. Check your listings and tune in…you friggin perverts!
- We got a note from Linklane today telling us that they’ve added us to their listing of Kevin Smith sites on the web. Glad to hear the word’s getting around. Thanks, folks.
