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January 8th @ 11:25 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Robb Johnston, Jed Rosenzweig, Zach Cravens, Moog

  • According to this weekend’s episode, Kevin is slated to host “At The Movies” this weekend, for their “Worst of the Year” episode. Should be a lot of fun. Check your local listings for stations and airtime, as the show syndicates.
  • What we believe is the first DVD review of the HD Clerks II DVD has appeared online at High Def Digest. Big surprise: THEY LOVED IT!!! They don’t give it the highest marks for transfer, since the movie after all has an appearance all its own, and looks the way Kevin wanted. The review ALSO reveals that the disc has a hidden TrueHD sound soundtrack!!! Even better, the review confirms that not a single of the awesome extras from the original Clerks II disc are sacrificed. Even better, they’ve ALL been transferred to 1080p HiDef. WOW. So, HD-DVD owners (yes, we’re talking to YOU, Xbox 360 DVD addon folks) — This should be a fixture in your newly growing HD-DVD library!
  • Check the “films” tab on this filmmaker’s website and look for a short called “Pretzels”. It features the Leonardo Quick Stop (inside and out) and even switches to Black and white for the inside shots. Perty nifty.
  • And it seems Leonardo/Red Bank trips are become more popular these days! Here’s more photos from a fan who was kind enough to share his story in words and pics. He says:
Hi my name is Zach Cravens. I’m 20 years old and a huge fan of the Kevin and the site. I seen that on Sunday, January 7th you posted two pictures of fans taken in Leonardo. its been a dream of mine for years to visit the Quick Stop, RST Video, Jacks Music Shop, and Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash. Well that dream finally came true when I convinced my mother(I don’t have my license) to drive me all the way from Muncie, Indiana to Red Bank and Leonardo, New Jersey. She said yes and we left on August 15th, 2006. It was the 1st time either of us have ever been remotely close to the east coast and it took a little over 16 hours because we got lost in Jersey City. Any way I took quite a bit of pictures and after seeing the two pictures of the guys in front of the Quick Stop I figured i’d send them to you. thank you for your time.

If you’re a fan, make sure you make a trip of your own to the east coast mecca (and of course, the Stash) — All that stuff really is still there, and truly is neat to see. We still remember the cool factor of pulling up to the block of stores for the first time almost 10 years ago. Hey, thanks for stopping in, and we’ll see you back here again!

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January 7th @ 8:42 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ehab Rashed, Albee Tellone, Felix Martinex

  • Here’s a new promotional site for the Clerks II DVD — This time for its Australian release. On this site, you’ll find burger recipes, free e-cards, the trailer, DVD clips, a Rosario photo gallery, and, yes…a Flash-based Kinky Kelly pin the tail on the sexy stud game. We’re not kidding.
  • Ah, the beauty of YouTube — Here’s an aspiring actress taking one of Veronica’s monologues from Clerks.

  • And finally today, on this relatively quiet news weekend, here’s a couple recent shots from Leonardo where fan Albee Tellone took his sons during the holidays. — We’ll be back with more soon, and also have some site news on the way this week as well. Stay tuned.

Congrats to Askew SAG Nominees!

January 4th @ 11:42 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Estefan Ellison, John Lovegrove

  • A few folks with ties to the Askewniverse were honored with nominations from their peers this morning: The Screen Actors Guild.

We’ll start with the obvious one: Jason Lee was nominated in the Best Actor in a Comedy Series category for “My Name is Earl” (along with his co-star Jaime Pressly in the best actress category). Sadly, the show itself was wrongfully overlooked for Best Comedy.

Will Smith, who cameoed in Jersey Girl, was nominated as Best Actor for “The Pursuit of Happyness”.

Matt Damon got nominated in the Best Ensemble Cast category for his work in “The Departed”.

And finally, Alec Baldwin (the voice of Leonardo Leonardo in the Clerks Animated Series) also got nominated in that same category for the Martin Scorsese drama and as well as in the Best Actor in a Comedy Series category for “30 Rock”.

Congralutions to all the nominees, and best of luck at the awards! We’ll be cheerin’ for you all.

Kevin’s Personal “Year In Review”!

January 4th @ 11:41 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Much like our little Year In Askew review that we posted just before 2006 ended (check lower in our news or in the December 2006 archive, depending on when you’re reading this)…Kevin himself has posted a personal year in review of his own via his Myspace blog. Where this differs from what you read here is that Kevin gives his own personal account of his life for the year, which does involve some crossover, but also elabortes on stuff we missed or just didn’t even know about. Coolest of all, Kevin includes a vast array of photos taken from his own collection and around the web (including many from our own News Askew archives) to tell the story in a very visual, colorful way. And he’s right — It truly is amazing how much happens in the course of a year in his world.

Required reading for all of you, this one’s split into two parts. Check them both out at the following locations. Enjoy Kevin’s commentary, links, and all those oh-so-pretty pictures.

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January 4th @ 11:40 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Zak, Steve Wilson, Alonso Duralde, George Efta, Kevin Railsback

  • If you’re like us, and just can’t get enough of all of that brilliant footage Zak and Joey shot for the Clerks II production, even AFTER the DVD documentary, fear not — There’s MORE! That’s right, the guys are releasing some “Lost Tales of the View Askewniverse” videos online, NEVER BEFORE SEEN ANYWHERE. It’s like NEW TRAIN WRECK! YEAH! You can get them exclusively at View Askew’s own Quick Stop Entertainment site:

Keep up the great work, guys — Here’s hoping you’ll share more of that lost footage with us as time goes on!

  • An official release date has been set for the UK (Region 2) Clerks II DVD: February 19th. Our friends overseas will also see the awesome “Evening Harder” region 2 on January 15th. We assume you die-hard fans there already have All Region players and ordered US copies from the Stash. But for you Region 2′ers, there ya go.
  • The HollywoodBitchSlap website has “awarded” Joel Siegel with a negative honor for his Clerks II walkout and comments. Read it as part of their feature titled “Criticwatch: The Whores of the Year”. An excerpt of their comments:
“…Foul and mean and repulsive? Hmmm. One of our colleagues, Jack Sommersby, recalls Siegel calling David Lynch’s Blue Velvet “brilliant”, a film in which Dennis Hopper violates Isabella Rossellini’s vagina with a pair of scissors, climbs aboard her, viciously humps her up and down, climaxes, and then delivers a nice hard punch to her face. He also remembered Siegel going ga-ga over Peter Greenaway’s The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover. “For the uninitiated, that film involved a naked couple forced to take refuge inside a trailer that’s loaded with warm, rankish-smelling fish; the man is later thrown into human excrement; and the ending scene has that man’s dead body literally cooked and seasoned with his cock and balls showing, and the thief is forced to take a delicate bite of the guy’s body before being offered the cock to eat.” Thanks for that, Jack. Kinda makes you wonder why he didn’t walk out of last year’s The 40 Year-Old Virgin where Seth Rogen’s first scene (less than 10 minutes into the film) is an extended dialogue about going down to Mexico to see this “show”.”
  • Now You Know has a MySpace page up to promote the flick’s DVD release. You can get to it and become its friend HERE. See? Now you know. Sorry, couldn’t resist. Too easy.
  • A few mentions/references pop up in JoBlo’s “Best Of DVD 2006” column. Here’s the important stuff:
Walk the Line (SE)

The 2 disc special edition is loaded with commentaries, a bunch of deleted scenes, and some really sweet black and white postcards of Phoenix’s Cash and “Greasy” Reese Witherspoon’s June Carter……

Ed note: The Reese thing’s a reference to the great “Silent Bob Speaks” book.

Clerks 2 (SE)

Kevin Smith fans rejoice. CLERKS II is everything movie buffs could’ve asked for in a sequel, and I couldn’t be happier with the outcome. Its got more of the same hilarious rants and arguments (such as the ultimate showdown of LORD OF THE RINGS vs. STAR WARS), gross gags (donkey show anyone?), and just plain weirdness (I will never be able to say “Pillowpants” with a straight face). More surprisingly though, the movie’s got heart; something noticeably lacking in Smith’s past exploits. The DVD also has plenty to offer, most notably a terrific 85-minute documentary titled, “Back to the Well: The Making of Clerks II”. In ten years, if Smith still has as much to say as he did here, then I say bring on CLERKS III!–

Road House (SE)

ROAD HOUSE enthusiasts have been waiting for a special edition since the day of its initial DVD release. This July we finally got the Deluxe Edition with a commentary from director “Rowdy” Roddy Herrington and a seperate commentary track with fellow RH enthusiasts, Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier (I think they were involved with MALLRATS?) and under full disclosure, also sports a sweet JoBlo quote on the back cover.

  • Just a very small nod to Alanis as God in this unrelated blurb over at MSNBC. Always nice to see the folks remember “Dogma”, though.
  • See ya next time, and thanks for keeping us a part of your daily web diet here in 2007!

Clerks II Among Critics’ Best Of Year…

January 2nd @ 10:24 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Keivn popped by the always entertaining View Askew WWWBoard with some great news — Five diverse lists who cited Clerks II among the best flicks of the year. Here’s his post and some links:

Of course, these are just a few of the voices of praise that was heard for Clerks II throughout the year — It’s one of the best reviewed movies in View Askew history (possibly the BEST reviewed) and scored incredibly well with audiences everywhere. The DVD sales records for the flick speak for themselves — Clerks II was a winner for 2006, and we’re proud that the gang not only got to make the movie they wanted, but celebrated great success with it as well. We can’t wait to see what’s next on the list.

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January 2nd @ 10:24 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Benj, John Whiteaker

  • Movie City News ranks the Clerks II DVD among the Best of 2006 with this blurb:
Clerks II
(The Weinstein Company Home Entertainment)

A Kevin Smith DVD is not so much about the movie contained therein as it is about Smith and his cohorts, but they are as witty and engaging as the characters within the film are rude and uncouth, or perhaps it’s the other way around. In any case, the 2006 comedy was a return to form for Smith, who found a way to explore the maturation of a pair of characters that seemed, in their original incarnation about a decade previously, to be destined never to mature. The film’s comedy is no cruder than others of its ilk, and is at times rollickingly funny. The DVD’s picture and sound are nothing to get excited about, but Smith puts as much energy into his DVDs as he puts into his films, and the two-platter set quadruples the film’s pleasures. One of the three commentary tracks, featuring the cast, is as funny and outrageous as the film itself, while another track, on the technical aspects of the shoot, is exceptionally informative and insightful. Other features chronicle the film’s production in an entertaining manner and provide oodles of deleted scenes and similar materials. You don’t necessarily have to appreciate the movie to find what Smith has done with the DVD to be both rewarding and delightful.

  • Here’s a few more shots of Kevin’s character in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie , courtesy Ecranlarge.com. Click the thumbnails for a larger version. Their page has a TON of stills from the movie if you’re thristing for more.
  • Catch Matt Damon on an excellent new edition of Bravo’s “Inside the Actor’s Studio” this week (check your local listings).

2006 – The Year In Askew!

December 31st @ 9:12 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • And so, here we are again, in what’s become an annual tradition here at News Askew — It’s time to take a look at the year that was 2006, including all the news, surprises, changes, and happenings in the world of View Askew Productions.

2006 started off in an exciting way — We were lucky enough to catch one of the first ever screenings of Clerks II in its final form — The film began 2006 in the can, but with a few tweaks to be made during two very private test screenings in New York and Los Angeles. “No Way It Gets An R!” proclaimed Kevin at the end of January, though eventually we would all find out together this amazing feat would actually take place.

By the start of Februrary, Kevin announced Clerks II was in the can in its final cut, and a month ahead of schedule, no less. This likely due to the fact that he worked all nighters editing the film as it was being produced. USA Today caught an early look at the film and began showering praise on it, which would become a common thread as the year went on – The critics would LOVE Clerks II. As the months rolled on, the awesome “Train Wreck” series continued to present online viewers with scenes from the film’s creative process — Which would continue up to, and beyond, the film’s release. The month also brought us the big annoucement that Vulgarthon would return to the homeland of Red Bank, New Jersey in May of 2006.

The Vulgarthon madness continued into March of 2006, where an unprecedented DAY TWO of the ‘thon was addded, giving fans who missed out on the fast-selling day one a chance to see the program again a second day (or appease those of us die-hard day one’ers who wanted to come back for more). March also was a HUGE internet milestone for View Askew Productions, as Kevin congratulated Ming Chen on his 10th anniversary with the company, along with a posting of the original e-mail that started it all off. Yes, viewaskew.com celebrated 10 years online in 2006! Also, amazingly enough, March also marked the demolition of the Mooby’s store constructed in California — Months before the film would actually be released in theaters. It’s of course common for sets to be destroyed immediately after filming, though it was sad to see such a public icon of View Askew go away so suddenly — It would have made a neat tourist trap, we’re thinking (plus we’d have loved to go get our “Cow Tipper” on out there). Finally, March marked the start of one of the most amazingly detailed and honest stories to ever hit an online blog — His saga of his life with Jason Mewes, “Me and My Shadow”. The multi-part story would become one of the most popular online blogs of all time (even gathering kudos from “Newsweek” magazine. MySpace, in fact, would be a favorite haunt of Kevin’s this year — Pages created for Clerks II invited lucky users to get their own name in the film’s credits simply by adding the page to their friend list in March.

Clerks II excitement was at at all-time high in early April when the official trailer made its online debut. This brilliantly cut together piece showcased just a sampling of what the film had to offer, but wisely kept many of the movie’s profane secrets and surprises under wraps. Commercials and clips would later sadly give a few more of the film’s twists away, but as with previous efforts, there was no possibly way to spoil some of the best stuff in the film in G-rated MPAA trailers and telelvision ads. On April 12, Kevin was honored by UCLA with the 24th Jack Benny Award For Comedy. The award celebrated Kevin’s outstanding contribution to comedy. Kevin wasn’t the only View Askew vet making news in April — It was also announced that Jason Lee would voice “Underdog” in a 2007 theatrical release, as he continued to enjoy huge ratings and critical success for his NBC show “My Name Is Earl”. And last, but certainly not least, we celebrated our own anniversary at the end of April, 9 years of bringing you the news. We’ll celebrate our 10th in 2007. Wow.

The big news of May was the announcement that Clerks II would be making a trip to the Cannes film festival — This prestigious honor was quite poetic as the original Clerks, as well as Dogma, had previously played at the festival. Other Clerks II news affected all of us — For the first time ever, a View Askew release date was pushed UP — Taking Clerks II from it’s previous August release date up to a new date of July 21st. Also, in a trifecta of great Clerks II news, we learned in May that Clerks II made it through the MPAA’s screening process without a single cut — And a surprising “R” rating. After that, we thought more good stuff couldn’t possibly happen in such a short time — It was just too perfect. We were wrong! Kevin claimed that this month marked one of the greatest moments in his career when Clerks II received an amazing 8 MINUTE standing ovation following its midnight screening in Cannes, where critics and audiences alike praised the film with a great deal of excitement. The video of this moment was captured and appeared on the online Train Wreck and in Zak and Joey’s fantastic “Back to the Well” documentary that would appear on the Clerks II DVD later this year. For the rest of May, positive reviews of Clerks II poured in. We ended the month with a coverage marathon at News Askew, live from the Red Bank Vulgarthon. We came armed with cameras, a laptop, and a WiFi connection to bring live updates on all the events at one of the greatest Askewniverse events ever.

Things calmed down a bit in June after the back to back Cannes and Vulgarthon screenings of Clerks II — However, halfway through the month we learned of yet another screening – This time in middle America, Missouri of all places, where the film yet again wow audiences, scoring well over the normal test numbers. Poster designs for the film showed up a week later, and we were in love with the character based teaser sheets. Classy, colorful, and eye-catching. Kevin, Brian and Jeff embarked on the biggest publicity tour for a View Askew Production EVER this month, travelling coast-to-coast in North America for several weeks to spread the good word about the newest member of the View Askew family. We really dug a post made by Kevin in mid-June as well, where he ALMOST detailed the secrets behind “Name”, a picture he famously ALMOST made — And also an amazing story regarding a “Pulp Fiction”-esque superhero flick. See the June 16th archive post for that one. Man, we wish Kevin would have got to write and/or direct that one. Press coverage of the nationwide blitz took up the rest of June, and we ended the month with our very own inside look at the Clerks II set — From our visit of the film’s final day of shooting in Leonardo, New Jersey.

With the Clerks II release looming, Kevin, Jeff and Brian continued to ramp up their nationwide tour promoting the film into July. A rare R-rated “red band” trailer also debuted online. Kevin began bringing Clerks II to several advance screenings at lucky theaters around the country, where audiences could get an early look followed by a Q&A session. In all our years doing this gig, we’ve never seen the man travel so much or work so hard — It was an impressive and, we imagine, tiring few weeks. Clerks II celebrated its official premiere at the Arclight in Los Angeles, on July 13, 2006. Our July marked the busiest in News Askew history, as we covered every article, review, and bit of Clerks II ink and video that we could scour. Check our archives to look back on one of the biggest press blitzes we’ve ever seen. July also proved once again that a View Askew Production couldn’t hit theaters without a bit of protesting — This time, from famous critic Joel Siegel, who very publicly denounced the film in a screening he attended, which THEN led to a very public battle with Kevin. Clerks II was released nationwide on July 21st, 2006. Reviews from critics and fans continued to be very positive, with the film scoring higher on famous review site Rotten Tomatoes than anything else posted at the time — An almost 80% “fresh” approval rating. The internet crowd made the film so popular that our site slowed to a crawl for a few days surrounding the release. The flick beat out the much more expensive, and higher profiled “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” opening weekend, and had the best return on investment of any film released. Kevin rounded out July in his first appearance on “At the Movies”, sitting in for Roger Ebert.

Kevin kicked off August by celebrating hus 36th birthday, and enjoying the financial and critical success of Clerks II. It was this month that we also learned his next intended project would indeed break into a new genre for him. Horror. This was revealed and confirmed at the Netflix Rolling Roadshow, which screened the original Clerks on a large inflatable screen in front of a capacity crowd in Red Bank, New Jersey. Kevin made a historical visit to Australia for the later part of the month, both to promote Clerks II’s release there and take a much-needed vacation. At the Edinburgh Film Festival, the film would celebrate taking the Audience Award to close out the month, with an amazing 78% of the audience’s vote.

DVD excitement was the order of the day in September, when we learned the highly-anticipated “Evening Harder” set would arrive before the year was out, along with the Clerks II Special Edition and Jeff Anderson’s directorial effort “Now You Know”. We’d have to wait until November for that goodness, of course. After a relatively quiet year, Ben Affleck started getting press for his turn as George Reeves in “Hollywoodland”. He was awarded the “Best Actor” trophy at the Venice Film Festival. Some rare but happy news for View Askew Productions in early September as well — Producer Scott Mosier got married. With late November release dates in store for Clerks II and Evening Harder, two west coast “watching parties” were announced for the discs — They were scheduled for early November. The end of September marked another new venture for Kevin — That of the professor. Kevin announced he’d be mentoring a UCLA class of film students who would create “mobisodes”, short-run programs on a weekly basis for the MTVu channel. The show would become known as “Sucks Less with Kevin Smith” and celebrate a successful semester in the closing months of 2006.

October blew in with another milestone for us here at News Askew – Our 20 millionth visit. This came and went quite quickly in early October, especially after we announced Kevin would be giving a signed pair of Vanns to the lucky winner. We also learned that Kevin would appear in Hawaii later in the month to receive another much-deserved honor, the Maverick Award. The relatively quiet October wound down with the web premiere of “Sucks Less” on October the 26th.

Things picked up again with November, off to an excellent start as “Catch and Release” celebrated a positive review (and kudos for Kevin) from the widely-read Hollywood Reporter. The Clerks II and Evening Harder viewing parties were held at a new venue for View Askew, Cinespace, to capacity crowds and rave reviews. More news on Kevin the actor, too — It was announced that Kevin would star in a pilot for the Showtime television network, “Manchild”. The pilot would be filmed in December, though no definite word on the series would appear for the remainder of 2006. With the biggest DVD release date in View Askew history on the way later this month, 3 simultaneous titles, we learned that many versions of Clerks II would appear exclusively in stores — Best Buy retail locations promised the coolest collectible of them all — A Mooby’s happy meal box with extra goodies inside. On November 28th, release day, a huge signing event was held at Stash Westwood with celebs and fans galore. We also rounded out the month learning that Clerks II inaction figures were in the planning stages, though at presstime, no release date or details have been announced.

And finally, there was December — This very month. Kevin began the month for a great cause – The “Hero Initiative”. He hosted an event featuring comic legends Stan Lee and Joe Quesada in Los Angeles, which we hear will arrive on DVD in early 2007. In the second week of this month, the “Manchild” pilot was filmed, with Kevin reporting the show to be hilarious, and a successful shoot at that. Will there ever be a View Askew themed video game? Kevin hinted to the fact he’d love to see one in the middle of this month. Two of our favorite View Askew vets, Affleck and Lee, both took Golden Globe nominations this month, Lee for Earl, and Affleck for Hollywoodland. “Sucks Less With Kevin Smith” closed down its inaugural semester with a successful season of shows on the web. We learned Kevin would appear in TWO MORE theatrical projects — A small role aside Bruce Willis in the new Die Hard flick slated for Summer 07, and a voice in the CGI-animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. And finally, we coasted to the end of the month celebrating Christmas, and, of course, writing this wordy wrapup — If you’ve made it this far, congratulations.

So then, what’s ahead for 2007? First up, we’ll see Kevin’s big screen debut in a NON-Askew motion picture: “Catch and Release”. A lucky bunch of us got to take in the flick as part of the awesome 2006 Jersey Vulgarthon, and can all attest to Kevin’s triumphant command of the screen. Practically every laugh in the flick comes from Kevin’s ability to deliver a line with perfect timing — His character is the best in the film, by far. We’ll also see if Kevin can translate this success to the action realm, when he shares the silver screen with Bruce Willis in “Live Free or Die Hard” this July. We’ll also hear his voice as a character in the CGI animated “Teenange Mutant Ninja Turtles” flick. On the small screen, we’re hopeful for a full season order for the new Showtime series “Manchild”, in which Kevin will play a featured comedic AND dramatic role. The uncensored, uncut series would be the first of its kind for him.

View Askew Productions doesn’t have anything official on the books for production or release in 2007 YET — The latest rumors we’ve been hearing have Kevin scripting a new horror film right now, the first of its kind for View Askew. We’re hoping that it might start filming in 2007, with lots of news on casting, plot, and more. As for now, mum’s the word on the project. The “Ranger Danger” project is still in the loop as well, though we hear that one’s likely pushed back until at least 2008. But when you’ve been doing this (and been a fan) as long as we have, you know that all of this can change in a heartbeat. That’s Hollywood!

Kevin will also continue to make regular appearances throughout the country in his famous marathon Q&A gigs — Watch (or ask) a college near you about these. You’ll also have a chance to see him at various ComicCons throughout North America, and of course catch him at one of his awesome Secret Stash comic shops (one on each coast).

With Kevin breaking into more mediums that ever, including big turns in film and TV as an actor this year, along with continuing work as a filmmaker through View Askew Productions, we’re sure that 2007 is going to be the biggest year yet here at News Askew. As we move into celebrating our 10th anniversary as a website this Spring, we’ve got a lot of excitement and surprises in store for you as well. We thank you all once again for a fantastic 2006, and hope to see you back here again next year, and for many, many years to come. Happy New Year, and best wishes for a prosperous and successful 2007!

Kevin. Ohio. March 2nd!

December 28th @ 11:46 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Kevin’s coming to Akron, Ohio for the FIRST TIME EVER with his hilarious live Q&A show/gig — March 2, 2007. You can already find the official announcement on this show along with ticket prices (A mere $4.00 for students of The U of Akron, and a mere $8.00 for the rest of you), a seating chart, and more. Don’t delay as this is probably the most amazingly low price we’ve ever seen for a Kev Q&A, so these are gonna move out the door. We recommend you buy now, and mark the calendar. Here’s Kevin with the official announcement:
Insert “Cleveland Rocks” Reference Here

I’m a-coming to Akron!

That’s right, Northeastern Ohioans – Friday, March 2nd, I’ll be A-ing your Q’s at E.J. Thomas Hall (located on the corner of University Avenue and Hill Street on The University of Akron’s campus in downtown Akron). Bring a blanket, because these things tend to go long, and you might get bored and wanna take a nap.

You can ORDER TICKETS BY CLICKING HERE!

One Cleveland area blogger predicts of the show “No doubt Smith will call Jay on his cell phone and put him up to the microphone during the ‘lecture.’ No doubt he’ll run through the same jokes, the same waxing philosophical of how he made a low-budget classic… Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings… maxing his credit cards to buy black and white film…”

No, no, no, no and no. There’s little point in talking about that stuff, as it’s all available on “An Evening with Kevin Smith” and “Evening Harder”. As always, I’ll discuss whatever the audience asks about (it’s never a “lecture”); however if the audience asks about any of the topics mentioned above, I will not respond – just to prove this tool wrong.

The tool in question also wrote “And I’m sure that he will keep the fans there late (our audience at Kent stayed until after 1AM) to give the illusion of value.”

This much is true: I’ll probably stay late. Either it’s because I want to “give the illusion of value” or just because… well, what the fuck else am I gonna do once the show’s over? Chill out with this sanctimonious fucktard, who felt the need to add “But a fact’s a fact: this guy is a blowhard and no Orson Welles… just like “Clerks” is no “Citizen Kane”?

He’s correct on two points: I’m no Orson Welles (not talent-wise, anyway; waist-wise, I’m getting there) and “Clerks” is no “Citizen Kane” (though they’re both shot in Black and White). But then, who (and what) is, really? Given that criteria, I guess homeboy never leaves the house – as Welles hasn’t done a “Citizen Kane” Q&A in quite some time.

A fact’s a fact: Welles ain’t gonna be in Akron talking about “Kane” that night (or any night ever again, for that matter), so why not roll up for the 5,987,543rd best thing instead?

(And in terms of being a “blowhard”: I mean, is it really blowhard-y to answer questions about yourself when people are there for the express purpose of asking you questions about you and your work? If I were to refuse to do so, when a thousand folks or more have paid to see just that, wouldn’t that make me as big an asshole as… well, the blogger in question who doesn’t seem to grasp the simple concept of a Q&A?)

So c’mon, Buckeyes (and any of you east coasters who feel like taking a drive that day): eight bucks’ll getcha a great seat in a big ol’ opry house where you can watch a fat guy sweat for, minimum, four hours, while he blabs!

Speaking from personal experience, and we’ve been seeing these gigs and covering them for 10 years now, Kevin does sometimes repeat a story from time to time, but ALWAYS gives it a different spin and different flair. You never see the same thing told the same way. That’s first. Second, as soon as “Evening With” was released, Kevin completely STOPPED telling all the anecdotes on that disc in live shows. We didn’t see a single story from the disc repeated, rather, Kevin would simply reference questions leading to those stories with a “get the disc” type of comment, or a very brief answer. We can only assume that, with the “Evening Harder” release, those stories as well have now been retired. Remember, though, that stuff’s over a year old, so Kevin’s already got at least a year’s worth of NEW, never before heard stuff to spin. Not only that, Kevin’s unscripted, and these stories just come up onstage. The magic of being at these shows is you’re watching Kevin’s creative process happen there and now. It’s not scripted, staged, or premediated. And to anyone who complains about how late it runs? Come on. It’s the best entertainment value for your ticket dollars, bar none.

We never get bored of Kevin’s live shows, and have gone around the country to see them — And we’ll continue to do that whenever we have the chance. You never know what will happen at these things, and that’s part of the fun — The other is that Kevin so effortlessly commands the room and holds your attention that the night just flies on by. Get your tickets NOW before they’re gone.

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December 28th @ 11:45 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris, Kasper

  • Aint It Cool today breaks the news that a foreign site Kino-govno have a bunch of high resolution stills from the upcoming 2007 CGI based Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. As we reported earlier, Kevin will voice a minor character in the flick, that of a chef. Here’s a shot of how his character will appear. Click for a bigger, better look!

  • A women’s magazine in Denmark titled “ALT for damerne” (which translates to something like “EVERYTHING for the ladies”) has the “Jersey Girl” DVD as a free gift with the magazine this month. That means that a whoooooole lot of women here in Denmark will see the flick which they for some reason has translated to “Storby Drømme” (Big City Dreams). You gotta love those foreign translations. Check out a photo of the DVD cover, as well as the magazine cover, right here.