• Welcome Aboard!
  Welcome to “Drinks Askew”, the first (and only) web page that takes 3 great American Movies(Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy) and combines them with a great American pasttime (Drinking!).

Use the links on the side or the links at the bottom (for the graphically challenged) to get to the rules for the corresponding movie. Easy, huh?

Good question. In a way, it’s a tribute to Kevin Smith and the films themselves. But it’salso a helluva lotta fun. In fact, once Amy’s out on video, you can make a party out of it and play the trilogy. We’re just getting started here, so don’t mind the general mess and unprofessionalism. Things are always changing, so visit often!

Steal this button and link your page to us! We WANT you to! We’re giving you PERMISSION to! Come on! Do it! Do it! You know you WANT to.