Archive for May, 2000

More ClerksBites…

May 29th @ 9:19 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Rob Granger, Dave Offord, Hal Phillips & Matt

  • Kev’s certainly becoming the master of the media blitz! We’ve got a few more last minute Clerks articles that we’ve got either copies of transcriptions of for your viewing pleasure right here. The first comes from a Long Island newspaper called “Newsday”. We don’t have a text transcription for ya, but click the scans to check out the article. If anyone wants to do the legwork (or fingerwork, we guess, in this respect), send us the article and we’ll post the text copy for those of you who can’t see the scan. The article itself doesn’t look like much new material, just some similar type quotes and a couple pics you’ve probably seen before. Still, nice press and a fairly long piece on the show. That’s good. They’ve ALSO got a piece at their website. Here ya go:
Kevin Smith Talks About ‘Clerks’
Fri, May 26, 2000 04:12 PM PDT
LOS ANGELES (Zap2It) – ”They win, we lose,” says Smith. ”What can you do?”

After receiving a dizzying mix of critical acclaim, rabid press coverage, public denouncement from religious groups and death threats last year for his radical religious movie “Dogma,” Kevin Smith just didn’t have the heart to wrestle the Mouse to the mat.

The Mouse is The Walt Disney Company, which owns Miramax, Touchstone Television and ABC, a trinity that Smith thought ensured the success of his latest venture, an animated series based on his low-budget, black-and-white 1994 indie film ”Clerks.”

The actors from the movie voice the same New Jersey characters they played in live action: Brian O’Halloran as convenience-store clerk Dante; Jeff Anderson as video-store clerk Randal; and Jason Mewes and Smith as the duo of Jay and Silent Bob, who hang out in front of the stores (and have appeared Smith’s movies “Clerks,” “Mallrats,” “Chasing Amy” and “Dogma”).

The show is currently set to premiere May 31 at 9:30 p.m. ET on ABC, but up until just a few weeks ago, Smith was engaged in a very public battle with ABC over the scheduling of the six episodes. Presented to TV critics in January, ”Clerks” was to begin in March, but ABC opted instead for a Kyra Sedgwick comedy called ”Talk to Me,” which vanished in short order.< Already, Smith and fellow producers Scott Mosier and David Mandel had endured censorship battles with Touchstone Television during the production of “Clerks.” These included, Smith says, one reference made by Randal to a nonexistent adult-erotica book by Dr. Seuss.

Says Smith, ”They finally told us the honest answer was they didn’t want to do the joke because the Seuss estate is very litigious.”

Then press reports came out that ”Clerks” would not air in March, but launch on May 31, after the end of the official TV season. Furious, Smith lashed out at ABC in a posting at the website for his View Askew Productions (http://www.viewaskew.com).

Smith says ”I haven’t spoken to anyone at ABC since before they made that announcement in Variety about our show. They never called to say we were going to be moved. They never called, even after I called them names, even to say, ‘You’re a jerk, Smith.’ Never called.

”I sat down with these cats. I all but broke bread with them, for heaven’s sake, been in all their offices, but still no call. I’ll stay in Jersey, thanks.”

Until very recently, Smith and Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein were considering buying back the six existing episodes (which were ready to go in March), reediting them into a feature film and releasing them to theaters.

”I think they (ABC) were absolutely delighted that we were going to be buying it back, from what I understood,” says Smith. ”They’re like, `Great, get it out of here.’ But then we came back and told Harvey, `No, let it ride.’ And they were like, `Oh, OK.’, “We opted against the movie, because it was designed as a TV show. Also, there are a lot of TV jokes in it, and it plays with the medium.’ So we said, …let it air on TV.’ And Harvey said, ‘Great, let it air. We know it’s not coming back, but if people like it, then we’ll do an animated movie. We could start from scratch, curse our heads off, and not worry.’ ”

Next we’ve got a pretty funny little Clerks cover from this week’s Pittsburgh Post Gazette’s “TV Week” supplement. Check out the shadow behind Randal outside.

Inside.Com has a bit on the show’s already famous “Flinstones List” gag:

You knew Kevin Smith was going to make waves with his animated version ofClerks on ABC this summer: The first bootleg clip from a scene nixed by thenetwork is already making the rounds on the Internet. The deleted scene,which can be downloaded from the Clerks web site and is also available onaint-it-cool-news, is a dig at Steven Spielberg, and not inconsequentially,at Holocaust movies.

In it, Dante, the convenience-store clerk, and Randal, the video-storeclerk, discuss watching Flintsone’s List, the ”latest opus from StevenSpielberg, who combined his nose for commercial prospects with his integrityas a chronicler of the Holocaust.” The bit features Flinstone-like menbeing herded onto a train car, which, of course, is foot-powered.

It may have been a laugh for some people, but it was too much for ABC. ”Wedidn’t think it would get on, but we animated it anyway,” says Smith, whohas been critical of ABC for burying his show.

In fact, the scene was too much for NBC, too. Clerks co-writer Dave Mandelcame up with the joke years ago when he worked as a writer at Saturday NightLive for the night John Goodman, Fred in the 1994 live-action film, washosting. Not only couldn’t you make a Holocaust joke on TV, Mandel was told,but it was too expensive to build the train.

NY Post Article Online

May 28th @ 9:42 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Chris

Thanks go out to Turtle for sending in the article I mentioned that would be appearing in today’s New York Post. It’s a good read and you should check it.

O’Halloran Chat Day And Times!

May 27th @ 4:58 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brian O'Halloran

Brian O’Halloran dropped us an e-mail to let us know when he’ll be popping up on various radio shows this Tuesday (May 30). Get those tape decks ready!

    BRIAN O’HALLORAN–TUESDAY, MAY 30, 2000
    (7:30-10:30A.M./ET)

      TIME (AM)

      MARKET

      STATION

      TALENT

      7:30-7:38

      Baltimore

      WWMX

      JoJo and Kenny

      7:45-7:53

      Miami

      WZTA

      Paul and Ron

      8:00-8:08

      Detroit

      WDRQ

      Jay, Rachel, Clark and Hugh

      8:15-8:23

      Chicago

      WKQX

      Mancow

      8:30-8:38

      Boston

      WXKS

      Matt

      8:45-8:53

      Birmingham

      WRAX

      Ken and Beaner

      9:02-9:10

      Philadelphia

      WMMR

      Barsky

      9:15-9:23

      Dallas

      KKMR

      Tim and Yvonne

      9:30-9:38

      Kansas City

      KQRC

      Johny and Murphy

      10:00-10:08

      Denver

      KBCO

      Brett Saunders

      10:15-10:23

      Milwaukee

      WKLH

      Dave and Carole

      10:30-10:38

      Dallas

      KDGE

      Chris Jagger

      10:45-10:53

      San Diego

      XTRA

      Chris, Dennis and Clint

      11:00-11:08

      Colorado Springs

      KRDO

      Bean and Mark

View Askew NewsBites™

May 27th @ 3:14 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Jeremiah, Jim, SanjuNana, Britt, Eric, Patrick McCarron, The K-Man, Simon, Clive Young, Bob Wagstaff, bbruce

  • Cinescape Online just posted this glowing review of Clerks:TCS and you can read it right HERE.
  • Just when you think Entertainment Weekly loves Kevin, here comes their review of Clerks:TCS. Quite bizzare…
      CLERKS (ABC, TV-PG-V)
      Kevin Smith’s 1994 movie and current comic book have become minimally animated cartoon series featuring New Jersey convenience-store drudge Dante, video-store drudge Randal, and freelance drudges Jay and Silent Bob, plus Smith’s trademark style of humor: endless cult-movie and not-gettin’-any sex jokes. Add a tired parody of The People’s Court, a disgusting Sally Ride astronaut joke, and an insidious strain of homophobia disguised as aren’t-we-cool-to-make-fun-of-gays jokes, and I say, after seeing five episodes, these creeps can’t disappear fast enough. D
  • Here’s an interesting story explaining the true origins of the now infamous “Flintstone’s List” bit from Clerks:TCS
      You knew Kevin Smith was going to make waves with his animated version of Clerks on ABC this summer: The first bootleg clip from a scene nixed by the network is already making the rounds on the Internet. The deleted scene, which can be downloaded from the Clerks web site and is also available on aint-it-cool-news, is a dig at Steven Spielberg, and not inconsequentially, at Holocaust movies.

      In it, Dante, the convenience-store clerk, and Randal, the video-store clerk, discuss watching Flintsone’s List, the ”latest opus from Steven Spielberg, who combined his nose for commercial prospects with his integrity as a chronicler of the Holocaust.” The bit features Flinstone-like men being herded onto a train car, which, of course, is foot-powered. It may have been a laugh for some people, but it was too much for ABC. ”We didn’t think it would get on, but we animated it anyway,” says Smith, who has been critical of ABC for burying his show.

      In fact, the scene was too much for NBC, too. Clerks co-writer Dave Mandel came up with the joke years ago when he worked as a writer at Saturday Night Live for the night John Goodman, Fred in the 1994 live-action film, was hosting. Not only couldn’t you make a Holocaust joke on TV, Mandel was told, but it was too expensive to build thetrain.

  • One scooper told us he heard a commerical for the Mancow radio show stating that Brian O’Halloran will be on next week. No specific day was given. Sorry.
  • Word has it that “Dogma” will be released on VHS and DVD July 27th over the pond in England.
  • The trailer for the latest “DENZEL WASHINGTON GIVES A BIG SPEECH” flick “Remember The Titans” (featuring Ethan Suplee) is available for download right HERE.
  • Here’s a transcript of Jason Mewes’s appearance on the Late Late Show last week for people who couldn’t manage to watch those RealVideo files we posted the other day.
  • Finally today, the New York Post is supposed to run an interview with Kevin tomorrow. We’ll try to post it as soon as we can.
  • Jason Mewes Kilborn Appearance HERE!!!

    May 25th @ 12:26 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Will Wilkins

    PART ONE (6:32)
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    PART TWO (3:13)
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    We’d like to thank Will Wilkins for his work that allows us to proudly present, in its entirety, Jason Mewes on the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn! The show’s been split into 2 segments: The interview segment and then the game with Jay played against Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. You’ll need the latest RealPlayer for the best results. Modem users should click the 56K optimized version, whilst you lucky folks with fast connections can click the other for better quality. Just don’t blame us if your boss fires you for soaking up too much of your company’s bandwidth during work hours. 🙂

    We’re still not doing captures ourselves, since Chris’s capture card just can’t seem to communicate with Windows anymore, even after a reformat. If anyone’s got an extra capture card laying around that they don’t need that can do a decent job, let us know. In the meantime, it’s really nice to have folks like Will out there that can do such nice, speedy work to allow us to bring you stuff like this. Enjoy it! And don’t thank us, thank Will. 🙂

    Quick Commentary…

    May 25th @ 9:32 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

    We’ve got a couple nice bits of news for ya before we head out on vacation for Memorial Day weekend. Chris will be back on Saturday, though, so there may be something up this weekend. I’ll check in again tonight as well since I’m not taking off until early tomorrow morning. We just thought you’d be interested in these couple stories and didn’t want them sitting around until the weekend. Have a look:

    EXCLUSIVE: Clerks Hardcover Cover!

    May 25th @ 9:30 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

    Here’s an exclusive look at the all-new cover for the forthcoming Clerks book. There’s no solid release date as of yet, but we’ll keep you posted on that. If the cover’s done, it won’t be long now. This new collection combines all of Oni Press’s Clerks releases so far: Clerks. (The Comic Book), Clerks. (Holiday Special), & Clerks. (The Lost Scene). Like the way cool Chasing Dogma book, this one will be marketed by Graphitti Designs.

    Clerks Cartoon Air Order: Explained

    May 25th @ 8:24 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

    Kevin checked in to let us know a bit more behind the politics of the episode air order (#4 coming first) and it DOES make sense. Apparently, there’s still a chance that ABC might pull the plug on the series before all 6 shows air. This would happen if there’s a significant dropoff in viewers after the premiere, or just bad premiere numbers to begin with. We expect that a TON of folks are gonna watch the first episode though, so naturally, they wanted to give the public the best they’ve got to have them coming back for a second week. Episode #4 is most certainly that. Kevin assures us that when the episodes resurface on VHS and DVD that they’ll DEFINITELY be in order. Right now, their most important concern is that all of you get to see each of the six episodes on the air, regardless of the order. So, enjoy the shows, and might we suggest editing them back into order once they air and watching them again? You’ll likely find a whole new level of enjoyment with the series.

    On a sidenote, Kevin ALSO asked that you all keep a heads-up for a Clerks TCS trailer to air on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT. We don’t have a definite airdate yet, but he just wanted you all to know that it’s coming. We’ll do our best to give more advance notice than we did with the Kilborn appearance a couple days back.

    EXCLUSIVE: Uncensored TV Guide Pics!

    May 25th @ 8:23 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Chris Bailey

    When we heard that TV Guide censored that ad that we mentioned yesterday, we just had to contact Chris Bailey for a look atthe uncensored pics. Seems that Chris was a bit upset that the magazine clearly (and badly) modified his beautiful work when they found a cartoonish picture of a naked girl in a magazine that Randal was viewing too offensive. The funny thing is that they actually ASKED for Chris to draw it when they ordered the ad. Here’s Chris:

    In the latest TV Guide, there is a full page ad for CLERKS that was drawn by me. I was asked by ABC to draw a porno magazine in Randal’s hand, but in the published version, someone painted out parts so that it doesn’t even look like porno.

    Originally, the girl in the cap and gown on the cover of BRAINY CHICKS had her gown open. Now, it is completely closed. There was also an open centerfold with a really cute drawing of a girl. Now, both girls were so simply drawn, I can’t see what was offensive about it. The “Baywatch” photos TV Guide runs are more provocative than my silly cartoon

    Thanks to Chris, we’ve got the exlcusive look at this stuff for ya. A black a white version of the ad, a color version, and a zoom of the censored material. All totally original and uncensored, as it was meant to be seen! Click the thumbnails fora much larger and crystal clear scan. Enjoy, folks. Glad you can see this art as it was meant to be.

    Wednesday Commentary

    May 24th @ 7:17 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

    Howdy folks…Got kind of a long one for ya today. We sat down and watched all six episodes of the Clerks cartoon last night, and we wanted to give you our impressions as soon as possible. Also, Mewes did indeed appear on Kilborn last night. Most of you seemed to like the appearance. Hopefully Jay will do some more press for the show as well. We’ll keep you posted. Feel free to use the talkbacks area to post your own thoughts on the show.

    So, today we’ve got, as mentioned, a long review of the entire Clerks series, as well as a spoiler filled breakdown of the episode airing a week from today. Read that one ONLY if you don’t mind the plot getting spoiled. Like most things, the show is better experienced than read about, so reading our plot description really doesn’t do it much justice.

    Caught an early screening of “Mission Impossible 2” tonight. The first 2/3 is fairly lackluster, but the last 1/3 is pure Woo. Worth the price of admission for that, though “Face/Off”, “The Killer”, & “Hard Boiled” have it beat hands down. Now it’s time for the Flyers/Devils game. Let’s hope they look better than they did on Monday.

    By the way, folks, just so ya know, AICN Coaxial news is claiming exclusive lost footage on the Flintstones List clip from Episode 2 — This clip has been available on the official Clerks Cartoon website for almost a week now, and we mentioned it a week ago. It’s the same clip. Nothing really “lost” about it, for Kevin & the show’s creators opted to make it openly available for everyone on the web to enjoy.

    Okay, here’s today’s stuff: