It’s that time again, kids! That time when View Askew takes advantage of your fandom in an effort to bulk up the crowd shots in one of our movies! But rather than calling a spade a spade, we spin this sordid exploitation of your time and services by calling it your chance to…

SEE YOURSELF IN A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!!!

That’s right! View Askew is offering anyone with a bunch of free time and a rabid need to be immortalized on celluloid their potential fifteen minutes! Just as we did with “Chasing Amy”, “Dogma”, and “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”, we’re opening up an extras casting call for our latest effort, “Jersey Girl”!

Now, mind you, this isn’t for speaking parts; all of those are already taken. But that doesn’t mean you still can’t be a part of the Movie Magic (actual Movie Magic not guaranteed) as an Extra! And anyone with any inkling about Hollywood knows that it’s the Extras who get all the pussy and cock (pussy and cock not guaranteed either).

– SHARE the screen with the likes of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Liv Tyler, or George Carlin!

– SEE how a movie (or, God forbid, a BAD movie) gets made, up close!

– GET treated like cattle at your own expense!

For casting consideration, send a photo of yourself along with your stats (age, sex, height, weight) and your contact information to…

I WANNA BE A JERSEY GIRL!
c/o
Mike Lemon Casting
Callowhill Office Center
413 North 7th St.
Suite 602
Philadelphia, PA
19123

Deadline for submissions is August 31st.