- Last week was chaotic, and we missed mentioning three more items now available for sale at the Stash. One’s a new option to an already existing (but way cool) item, another is so limited, there’s only A HUNDRED of ’em!
The perfect companion to those wicked cool ‘Music Pimp’ shirts are these, custom made for the laaadies. This is the female version of the t-shirt that Ollie Trinke wears in the movie ‘Jersey Girl’. The Pink ‘Music Whore’ logo is screenprinted onto a 100% white cotton heavyweight baby doll sized t-shirt which is speciall cut to fit a woman’s sexy curves. Girls, buy lots. Word has it that News Askew webmasters are suckers for chicks in baby doll t-shirts. $17.00 each.
Show all the other cars on the road out there what a huge View Askew fan you are! 8 to choose from, a mere THREE DOLLARS EACH! Buy a bunch! Classic quotes like “Affleck, you the bomb in Phantoms, yo!” and “That kid is back on the escalator again!” Yeah, you want ’em all. And hey, if you don’t wanna mar up your precious bumper, tack ’em up somewhere else.
JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK SLAM RING
These very, very rare ‘Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back’ slam rings were specially produced in limited quantities by our friends in Japan for the Japanese release of the movie and have just now arrived on our shoresare much begging and pleasing. They are created from a solid block of metal and look EXACTLY like the one which Jay sports in the ‘Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back’ poster.
It comes with a numbered Certificate of Authenticity signed by Kevin Smith.
The text from the Certificate:
Snoogans, my friends from Nippon! What you’ve just purchased is a lovingly recreated, bad-ass motherfucking slam ring that was pictured on the poster to our last movie, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. The genuis of this item, however, is that the ring this sweet souvenir is based on NEVER EXISTED! It was created in a computer and slapped on a poster. So the artisans behind the ring you are now holding should be given an extra blowjob or two for fashioning an item so sweet with no three dimnesional item to work from! And it’s an extremely limited piece of memorabilia, you’ll be the envy of View Askew fans from Kobe to Tokyo, as well as my spiritual twin – because I’ve got one too!
Limited to 100, $79.99 each.
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