Group Plays Our Drinking Games…And Lives!

January 13th @ 6:09 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Dan Maccarone

  • We received this report from the sketch comedy group Slightly Known People who decided, for some crazy reason, to attempt taking on ALL of our View Askew drinking games (from Clerks all the way up to J&SBSB — We question their playing style and bending of the rules, sure, but it seems like they certainly got into the spirit of things and had themselves a good, safe time. Here’s an excerpt:
We sip Kahlua and coffee on our own for the first 15 minutes of the film, but soon we’re knee deep, constantly drinking when people comment on the smell of shoe polish, whenever anyone buys cigarettes, anytime the video store or Quick Stop are locked during business hours, etc.

Our coffee runs out quickly and, with 1/3 of the Kahlua gone, we switch to a pitcher apple-tinis, just as our friends Al and Robin join us. Sadly, the first pitcher soon runs dry leaving us, with one-third of the movie left. To conserve sobriety (as much as possible) we switch to vodka-cranberry. Immediately Pace spills half the pitcher onto Maia and the floor. Way to go “Hands McGee.”

– Clerks tally: 220 sips
– Pitcher of Apple Martini
– Pitcher of Vodka Cran
– 1/3 bottle of Kahlua and coffee
– Never did see the picture of Lenin’s tomb. Instead, we drank to missing it.

You can check out their full account of the experience, complete with photos. And of course, check out the stuff that got us started at News Askew: Our Official View Askew Drinking Games, exclusively at News Askew! Thanks for trying the games, SKP!

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