• Alright, North America — You’ve been reading the hype for MONTHS and MONTHS here at News Askew, and now the day is finally here – Clerks II is now at a theater near you, and waiting for YOU you come and see what all the fuss is about. This film is arguably Kevin’s best ever, his personal favorite, and winning over fans, critics, and new converts everywhere. It moves fast, features almost non-stop hilarity, all your favorite Askew crew, the lovely Rosario Dawson and, perhaps most amazingly of all, has just an R rating despite being one of the filthiest flicks in recent memory.

So spread the word, and GET OUT THERE this weekend! And we’re not talking just opening day, mind you, but see it again Saturday, whether it be in a matinée by yourself, or with a new crew of friends. Get the word of mouth going, as Clerks II is an absolute crowd pleaser. Don’t miss your chance to see this with a packed opening weekend audience. Trust us, the laughs will be so loud that you’ll have to go back again to hear the rest of the dialogue. Clerks II. Now playing everywhere in the US and Canada. Enjoy it, folks — And don’t forget to come back to News Askew and hit up our TalkBacks — Let us know what you think! See story just below.

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