- Oh yes, with two shops running now we’ve got even MORE places to hold goodies, and thus, more goodies have arrived for your buying pleasure! Christmas is fast approaching, don’t forget. Don’t live near either of our coastal stores? Order online! Here’s a rundown of the nifty neato new stuff we’ve got ready to ship your way this week:
BIG ASS JAY
It’s a lucky day for those of you who like it BIG! Now available is the “Big Ass Jay” Inaction Figure! The Jay figure measures a whopping 16” inches in height and features the same sculpt and paint scheme as seen in the smaller 5” inche Jay Inaction Figure. At this height and girth, it’s almost lifesize! Use it as a lawn ornament or use it to scare or amuse your friends!
The Big Ass Jay was exclusive only to fanboys and fangirls who attended 2004 Wizard World Chicago and is NOT SOLD IN STORES! We only have a very limited supply left and when they’re gone, they are gone! Order Now!
$29.99
4-WAY ROAD LITHO
“Which one is going to get to the hundred-dollar bill first – the male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?”
Now you can decide with this 4-Way Road lithograph from “Chasing Amy.” Originally drawn by producer and artist Scott Mosier (and drawn on screen by Banky Edwards), this lithograph has been faithfully reproduced from the original drawing used in the movie. It measures a frameable 17” x 11” inches and includes your choice of quote from Banky Edwards (”…these other three are figments of your fucking imagination!” or “Which one is going to get to the hundred-dollar bill first?”)
Only 4 bucks each! BUY BOTH!
MALLRATS BUMPER STICKERS
These full-color bumper stickers are updated replicas of the official ‘Mallrats’ bumper stickers that were produced waaaay back in 1995 for the film’s original release. Sadly the original stickers were produced in very limited quantities when the movie left town, so did the stickers.
Faithfully reproduced from images in the View Askew archives and updated for today’s ‘Mallrats’ fans, these full-color bumper stickers are weatherproofed to ensure a long-life on your car or truck. They measure 11.5” x 3” inches and feature either Jay & Silent Bob (All It Took Was a Fat Chronic Blunt! I Love The Smell of Commerce in the Morning!) or Brodie (Say Would You Like a Chocolate Covered Pretzel? They’re a Little Melty but Damn are they Exquisite).
A Mere $3.00 each!
More stuff will be on the way as the holidays approach us. As always, order now to ensure you get it before we run out. We don’t have an unlimited supply of all we sell, so if you dig something, claim it today. Enjoy!
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