- Wow, it snuck up on us this year and we missed it by a day! On behalf of ourselves and all the fans, we’d like to wish Kevin Smith a very happy 34th birthday, and many many many more. Kevin: Thanks for another year of seemingly endless entertainment, and we can’t wait to see what you’ve got planned for us between 34 and 35. Here’s hoping that you took an Atkins break and had yourself some birthday cake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Kevin posts:
For his birthday? You give him a wedding.
That’s right – I’m getting married. Again. To the same chick. In Vegas.
I’ve been out in Sin City since Wednesday, spending my days writing and my nights gambling with Schwalbach. Harley, Gail, Byron, Malcolm and Mewes joined us this weekend, and will also be in attendance tonight. The whole thing was a total surprise set up by my one, true love. Gents (and ladies) if you’ve gotta get married one day, marry a Schwalbach (not mine, mind you; fuck that, get your own). And since no blue bloods have claimed prima nocta rights, looks like I’m gonna get to take her virginity, too! WOO-HOOO!
In other, non-maidenhead-snatching news, I’m almost done with the script for the secret, little project. And it’s funny. Man, is it funny.
Thanks, all, for the birthday well-wishes. You guys rock the cock and split the clit.
34. That means three more years to the big, fuck-off shindig with pony rides and whatnot. Start saving your sheckles now, so you can afford air-fare in 2007.
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