Kevin Smith: Money Back If Dissatisfied

Hollywood director Kevin Smith is so confident his latest movie Jersey Girl is a masterpiece, he’s offering a ticket refund to anyone dissatisfied with it. Smith, who directs Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in the film, claims Affleck has given the performance of his life in the forthcoming movie. But he does admit to worrying about how the critical and commercial mauling given to the ex-couple’s last film, Gigli, will affect the box-office takings of Jersey Girl. Smith says, “After Gigli, I was, like, ‘Oh man – our jobs just got much harder.’ But it’s not Gigli 2: Bennifer Strikes Back.

We’re a comeback picture. Affleck has never been as good as he is here. If you’re not satisfied, I’d be willing to stand at the door of theaters and be like, ‘You don’t have to pay.’”

“Although he has no relationship to Silent Bob, he does indeed move in the shadows. Since he is ultra-sensitive to light, he prefers to move in the shadows. He also has infrared vision in total darkness. He performs stealth kills, and is the only character that doesn’t use a firearm.”

An Evening With Kevin Smith £**.** VAT Find out the origin of Snoochie-boochies as auteur of low-budget comedy Kevin smith proves himself a great raconteur in this DVD which sees him regaling 5 college audiences with his wit and wisdom. Some hilarious stories are told as he describes meetings with studio execs over his Superman Lives screenplay, exposes Prince (who hired him to direct a never-finished documentary) as a self-absorbed Jesus freak, plus there’s a visit from Jason Mewes (Jay). Get up close and personal as Silent Bob speaks! Available April, SRP £19.99. (CAUT. 4)