• Yup, that’s right — And if you’re REALLY intuitive, you might be able to figure out what it already is! But hey, by the time you’re reading this, you can wait another DAY or so…Can’t you? Here’s Kevin with the official word:

Feel free to start with the guessing! We’ll of course have the official answer for ya, right here, on Monday. Until then, be good.

• This Wizard sidebar, which you can get a better view by clicking, announces that Kevin & Joe indeed have talked about bringing another superhero back from obscurity in a new comic book project in a year or so. After the amazing “Guardian Devil” run (which we still think could somehow be worked into an excellent DD 2 film, with the proper amount of flashbackage), we’d be the first in line to pick up a new book featuring Kevin’s words and Joe’s awesome artwork. We’ll be keeping an eye on this one, for sure…

• We dunno if this was mentioned elsewhere, but it’s the first we’ve heard: Apparently, at last week’s Nuart “Clerks” screening, the theater manager announced that he hoped to be doing the screening (and possibly Q&A thing) with the instant classic, “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back”, the first week in May. Man, if this coincides with the Stash Bash for the West Coast store opening, that’s gonna be SOME party.
• Kevin’s currently appearing briefly in an episode of “Super Secret Movie Rules” on VH-1, commenting on “The Big Lebowski”.
• For you cats who have been enjoying listening to the streams at work, Labs360 now have even more View Askew DVD tracks online for your enjoyment. You can now catching Evening With Kevin, Mallrats commentary, and more. You need a password but just request it, it’s free. Many folks have told us that they enjoy streaming them at work to pass the time. Gotta love technology, don’t ya?
• And on a final sidenote today, Antony Teofilo, who’s been submitting all those fantastic Jersey Girl cast/crew interviews over at the ‘Shoot in past months, will be performing a one man musical cabaret called “Enzo Valentino On Love”, on February 14th, in Port Washington, Wisconsin. For details, you can email him directly. Enjoy the rest of your weekends, folks. They always way too dang-diddley short, aren’t they?

• We’ve got another look at Jersey Girl for ya, in this first ever full online clip from the film, called “Let Me Take You Out”. In it, Maya (Liv Tyler) won’t take no for an answer when she asks Ollie (Ben Affleck) out for lunch. Enjoy it in Windows Media or RealPlayer format via Yahoo Movies. IGN’s got it as well, and adds a QuickTime option. Enjoy!

• Alan Ball’s “Five Women Wearing the Same Dress” isn’t a new play; it’s one he wrote pre-”American Beauty” and “Six Feet Under.” We’ve also received word from Marilyn that the play, announced yesterday, has been postponed but NOT cancelled. She’ll be providing us with details as soon as they’re available.

  Alright, let’s see some NEWS ASKEW readers get into the competition this year! Project Greenlight has announce that screenplay and director submissions will be accepted starting February 9th (THIS MONDAY!) at WWW.PROJECTGREENLIGHT.COM. Get those entires in there! You can do it!

• And hey, finally today, we’re not one for gimmicky web stuff, but this is a FUN one! Check out all the wacky things you can do to the News Askew website (or your other favorite locale) at the Orgulator! See ya next time!