QUITE POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT ANP LIKE EVER.

Hope you like today’s episode. And I hope you like next Friday’s conclusion. And the two after that. Aaaaaaaand the two after that.

Because after those, the first season of Pat is OVAH. Done. Ka-Put. A little while after you see new episodes.

Why?

The schween is headed for the big screen.

Yep. Bob and I are headin’ up a full-length, animated Pat movie. It’ll probably be called something to the effect of ANGRY NAKED PAT, be about, let’s say eighty minutes long, and we’re hitting festival circuits.

Everyone is comin’ along. Mugsy, Kevin, Monkey Man, Geek, Nigel 7, they’ll all join the fun. We might fudge with continuity a bit, as a movie means more people that HAVEN’T seen the internet shorts, so, for instance, Pat might get Monkey Man for the first time AGAIN, Nigel 7 may be a HUGE BLACK GUY, who knows, but the end result will be…

…a full length epic Pat movie.

Anyone who went to Vulgarthon knows how well Pat works on the big screen, with an audience. And we’re gonna make it the funniest animated film since SOUTH PARK, and maybe even better than ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE.

Hope this excites everyone as much as it does me.

This means five more new episodes of Pat before you don’t hear from him for a while. We’ll keep you updated here, post scenes, screenplay bits and stuff, this will be Pat central.

And all you guys can sit back and know that you were the first people to enjoy the cartoon.

Oh… and at the View Askew Vulgarthon 2002, Don May, Jr. announced a two-disc set of Hollywood Brian Lynch’s Angry Naked Pat webtoon (check it out at this weblink). The disc will feature a lot of cool bonus material and maybe even an exclusive toon created specifically for this DVD. If you ever found the secret commentary on A Better Place, you know this is going to be a hugely funny disc.