- There’s no “official†grade on the website yet, but Entertainment Weekly reviewer Owen Gleiberman has some great stuff to say about Clerks II in a column today. Some minor spoilers ahead:
The answer, of course, is that Kevin Smith can recapture all of this — or, at least, enough of it to make Clerks II an agreeable mischievous romp instead of a rip-off — because he never truly abandoned it in the first place. Clerks II, unlike Clerks, has been shot in color and given the semblance of a plot — will Dante Hicks grow up into a responsible citizen? — but really, the movie, like Clerks, is a low-budget excuse for talk: dirty talk, dorky talk, obsessive pop-culture talk (which is better, The Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?), great gushing geysers of talk, much of it prickly and obscene and hilarious and, in that Kevin Smith way, so smart about being stupid that the characters’ verbosity becomes, in every sense, their saving grace.
In Clerks II, the Quick Stop has been closed down due to a fire. Dante (Brian O’Halloran), the neurotically rational, wheel-spinning underachiever who looks like Charlie Sheen after being whacked with a geek stick, and Randal (Jeff Anderson), that spiky, even less evolved specimen of dedicated…uh, randiness, now work the counter of a Mooby’s fast-food franchise. They wear goofy purple uniforms that, if possible, mock their status even more than the Godot-at-the-Ring Dings-rack atmosphere of the convenience store did. Slinging burgers and onion rings to the rare customer who wanders into the place, they jabber, in their nothing-matters/everything-matters way, about such vital topics as Transformers, the Proustian joy of go-carts, the issue of whether two particular body parts should ever meet during sex, and also whether either of these two human zeds plans to get, you know, a future.
Dante, at least, wants one. At 33, he has a tawny, domineering fiancée (Jennifer Schwalbach), and he’s planning to go with her to Florida, where he’s to spend his life running a car wash. The complicating factor is Dante’s boss, played by Rosario Dawson — convincing as a rival love interest, though not necessarily as the manager of a Mooby’s. The romantic plot is standard-issue, but the real love story — the one between Dante and Randal — is brought to a satisfying, even touching, conclusion. And I haven’t even mentioned the donkey sex, or the way Jay (Jason Mewes), with boom-box backup from Silent Bob (Smith), massages his nips as he replays the killer’s dance from The Silence of the Lambs. Talk about touching.
You can also catch the piece HERE. Clerks II is still tracking better than all other flicks opening this weekend, review-wise, according to website Rotten Tomatoes.

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