Actress Linda Fiorentino, who will star in the upcoming Kevin Smith movie “Dogma” with Chris Rock and Matt Damon, confessed that she is a hoops junkie. “I am the biggest basketball fan,” said Fiorentino, who refereed the celebrity game on does good? Me! I’m happy when I do good. People say,” Oh, you’rejust jealous.” So what? What’s wrong with that? Jealousy started thiscountry. People were jealous that the Indians had a beautiful country andthey came over and took it.Plus, here’s the part that pisses me off, you have the two bestfriends…Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, you know they wrote the movietogether, Good Will Hunting.But you know it was Ben Affleck that did the typing while Matt Damon was onthe bed doing hammer curls. Or did you see Affleck hunched over thecomputer like Ben Kingsley in Schlinder’s List, you know, while thearrogant two ton Matt Damon, the spawn of beer hall facism and Syd Field’sscreen writing books, sits on his balcony like Ralph Fiennes, in hisbathrobe shooting at people. Allright, obviously there is a problem thatneeds to be dealt with here and I don’t know if it’s mine. It seems to beMatt Damon’s from where I’m sitting. We’ll get back to him later.

So then he continues with the weekly newsThen he pulls out a home made poster with a picture of Hitler in the middleand he has him arm around a cut out of Matt.

Quinn : Here’s what I did, I finally figured it out. I had a little time yesterday.I made a little collage…worked through some of the emotions that me andMatt are going through. I’ve broken it down, as you see we have a collageof some of the atrocities that Matt might have committed in another timeand place. Matt we need to talk!!