To celebrate this great day, Jay & SIlent Bob’s Secret Stash is having a BIG SALE! It’s not every day you can get discounts on some of the coolest swag on the web, so listen up — How about some select inaction figures for only THREE DOLLARS? Tons of tees at almost HALF PRICE? The Clerks II wristband marked down to just a DOLLAR?

Best of all, you can ALSO get these prices IN STORES – Ron from Laser Blazer tells us that he will indeed honor prices on all of these items, so if you’re on the west coast, the bargains get even better, as you don’t have to wait or incur any extra shipping cost. Stop into Stash West inside Laser Blazer and get all of the 38th Birthday sale stuff at these amazingly low prices.

Chat it up at the View Askew Forum and talk about the great deals you got. Nothing on the sale list costs more than 12 bucks! What a bargain. Also, a lot of this stuff may also be on clearance, and we probably won’t EVER get more. When they’re gone, that’s it. Buy ’em up now, don’t delay. They’ll never be priced lower and, more likely, never be available again.