Preorder today from the Stash, and your discs will ship to you on release day. SIGNED BY KEVIN!

SIGNED Bluray – $34.99

SIGNED DVD – $29.99

Shot Glasses – $4.49 each

Kevin’s given us a TON more information on the contents of the Bluray and DVD, so move on to the next story and see why you just gotta own this movie…

Two new “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” items also showed up for purchase today — A two-sided shirt based on the film’s stick figure promotion, and some way cool Monroeville Zombies bumper stickers for your car, car window, cubicle wall, etc. I’ve been getting tons of comments on my Zombies hoodie since I broke it out for the winter, so you can’t go wrong with this stuff. Fans are everywhere. View the new swag and all the other Z&M goodies, and purchase online with just a few clicks.

Shirts are available in M-XXXL and the stickers are $1.49 each. As with all sales, prices are subject to change and quantities are limited. Stock up for yourself or gifts while ya can.

Items are up for grabs at eBay, so you’ll just need an eBay account to bid. Two swag items from the promotions of “Dogma” and “Chasing Amy” show up this month, including that “Amy” hat which we’re not sure that we have ever seen up on the block before. So, consider it rare. Sure to be among the more popular items of recent memory include that fun utensils poster and flash card set from “Clerks II”, you know it would look way cool up on your wall in your bedroom, office, or rec room. You’ve also got your chance to have a beer bottle that was made quite famous in one of the most memorable scenes from “Clerks II”, heck, one of the most memorable scenes in View Askew history. Cool, right? The bottle’s over $100 so far, so you can tell, a LOT of other people dig this prop as well.

We’re putting our bets on the most popular item this time being a remarkable View Askew metal parking sign — Not a gimmick, we actually PARKED in front of one of these signs from time to time when visiting the Red Bank offices. These signs are a true piece of history, folks, dating back to the very beginnings of View Askew before they even HAD any offices out in California. These are IT. Truly a cool item, one of the most unique and collectible items we have seen up on Auctions Askew – We can’t believe they’re up for bids. But they are, and these could be yours. Highly recommended. At presstime, the signs are sitting at $75 which is a REAL STEAL.

Hit up the official Auctions Askew site for more photos, details, and of course, those precious ebay bidding links. And good luck. We’re jealous of each and every one of you who have these arrive at your doorstep. Especially the one of you who gets those parking signs. SO cool! Take care of ’em folks, and good luck with your bids!

If you have seen, or plan to see, “Zack And Miri Make a Porno”, HOLD ONTO YOUR TICKET STUB! Ron, owner of Laser Blazer, home of Secret Stash west, will take 10 PERCENT OFF EVERYTHING IN THE STORE if you bring in your ticket stub from the flick. Yep, EVERYTHING – The only exclusion would be the week’s new DVD releases, which are already discounted 20% off the top.

The coolest thing? This promo NEVER ENDS. If you see the movie three times, you can use the discount three times (they’ll take your ticket stub). But you can use it this week. You can use it next year. You can use it five years from now. You just gotta see the movie, save your stub, and bring it with you to Laser Blazer. Simple, right?

If you’re a Laser Blazer shopper, or plan to shop there on a trip into town, this makes seeing the movie again and again an even better prospect. Heck, depending on theater prices, if you’re planning on dropping money on a few things at the store, seeing the movie again will also be free (or better than free) after your discount. Laser Blazer already has the best prices in town, so this 10% makes it even sweeter. Ron is fully stocked up on all the DVDs in the land, plus Stash swag such as those Monroeville Zombie Jerseys and T-shirts as well as the new Bean and Gone T-Shirts and stickers. And yep, the discount of course works on them, too.

See “Zack And Miri Make a Porno” and shop Laser Blazer/Stash West — This is one of the best swag promotions we’ve ever seen in View Askew history.

In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy’s vestigal gills.

You’ll find SModcast at just one place on the web – FREE at Quick Stop Entertainemnt. With Kevin’s busy schedule back east this week, we might have to wait a while longer for the next episode, so enjoy taking this one in. And of course, we’ll let ya know when the next one arrives.

Ron’s also got fresh stock of those coveted Zombies jerseys, stickers, and more. Stop into Stash West, the coolest comic book and swag store inside the coolest DVD and media store in all the land. If you’re local make it your only stop for all your media needs.

Not in the area? Hit up the Secret Stash website for all the latest goodies. In addition to the stuff we mentioned above, they’re also taking pre-orders for SIGNNED “Threevening” DVDs, signed “Zack And Miri Make a Porno” theatrical posters, and more. We want this stuff bad, so we’re sure that you do as well. Look for some fantastic sales there AND inside Laser Blazer as well. Remember, Christmas is just around the corner. Happy shopping.

So, let’s take a look at what’s up this week – All “Clerks II” exclusives!!! The screen-used “Keep Control” poster that is clearly seen in the film. Possibly the coolest prop of the week – Becky’s Hula Girl lamp, which we’re betting will gather some nice interest. For those of you into building a collection, a couple items jump right out – A selection of SEVEN procedural posters seen in Mooby’s (what a bargain as you get the WHOLE DARN SET), and a full Mooby’s “Prop Pack” – Ready for display. Finally, there’s the coveted Cast & Crew hoodie from Clerks II, which, as the name states, was only offered to cast and crew who worked on the film. So, you know just how rare this one is. A very cool set of threads.

Get on over to Auctions Askew and sign up for your FREE bidder’s account. Get in on the fun, even if it’s just to place a small bid and let others chase ya! Good luck, and happy hunting.

Some gems from “Clerks II” arrive this week, including screen used posters, a beer bottle that’s very classic and visible, and a few more awesome cardboard Mooby props. These are running out, folks, so if you want a piece of Mooby’s history off the walls, bid soon. Also, another chance to grab one of the few remaining “Dogma” cast shirts — A true classic so rare that we never even got our grubby hands on one.

As always, bid carefully, as the stuff that shows up is almost always the only item of its kind. Don’t let that piece of View Askew history get away. We always love seeing true fans and News Askew readers owning this stuff – So get on over to Auctions Askew and stake your claim!

To celebrate this great day, Jay & SIlent Bob’s Secret Stash is having a BIG SALE! It’s not every day you can get discounts on some of the coolest swag on the web, so listen up — How about some select inaction figures for only THREE DOLLARS? Tons of tees at almost HALF PRICE? The Clerks II wristband marked down to just a DOLLAR?

Best of all, you can ALSO get these prices IN STORES – Ron from Laser Blazer tells us that he will indeed honor prices on all of these items, so if you’re on the west coast, the bargains get even better, as you don’t have to wait or incur any extra shipping cost. Stop into Stash West inside Laser Blazer and get all of the 38th Birthday sale stuff at these amazingly low prices.

Chat it up at the View Askew Forum and talk about the great deals you got. Nothing on the sale list costs more than 12 bucks! What a bargain. Also, a lot of this stuff may also be on clearance, and we probably won’t EVER get more. When they’re gone, that’s it. Buy ’em up now, don’t delay. They’ll never be priced lower and, more likely, never be available again.

It’s now a better time than ever to stop by the Online Stash and see what fantastic merch awaits you there. The Stash sells quality stuff and is the only place online to get officially signed stuff, too. Great for gifts, whether they’re to you or your family and friends.