We’re pretty sure that they’ll come up with a different title than “SMirts” (SMouterwear maybe?), but it seems that February will bring a major overhaul to the merch moving out of Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, as many new designs are introduced. To us, this seems to back up our theory that the 2011 Askewniverse Garage Sale at the Stash in Red Bank (and online, of course) will be a total clean-out of ALL the old View Askew shirts, making room for a brand new line of SModcast-themed outerwear and merch.

What does this mean? It means, if you’ve been trying to decide if you want to buy something, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO DO IT! Coupon code “REDSTATE” even takes 15% off your entire order at the Stash (who, by the way, are selling the fantastic “Clerks” lunchbox, one of our favorite pieces of merch ever, for a ridiculous FIVE BUCKS). It sure sounds like the run of all the original Stash swag is on its way out for good, without any new stuff being produced (or, limited product lines), so grab your shirts and swag while ya still can. There’s a lot of stuff that you’ll be very disappointed you miss in your collection, and at these prices, they’re real bargains.

Stay tuned in February for more announcements regarding the online Stash and SModcast swag.

Now, let’s make the deal EVEN BETTER. For the first time in history, the Stash has two online coupons that you can use, with your order, for even more savings.

Use coupon code: HOLIDAYS09 for $5 off any purchase $50 or more

Use coupon code: NOONCH for $15 off any purchase $100 or more

These are online-only exclusives, and rank as the best deal we’ve ever seen, overall, when shopping from the Stash. There’s never been a better time to buy, and we’re betting there’s a ton of stuff on that site that you didn’t even know was there. Really neat gift stuff, too (we’re particularly fond of all the “Bean N Gone” mugs and merch, based on the coffee shop from “Zack and Miri”. But there’s so much more.

This is a LIMITED TIME OFFER, so shop today and have all those goodies in time for Christmas. Happy Holidays to all.

“…I found the ability to connect to News Askew web content to be most useful. You can find that feature buried inside the “More” tab which includes Smith’s SModcasts, Podcasts and Fanimation videos. The fact that Kevin Smith is already resident in the App Stores list of “What’s Hot” should be a small clue that this iPhone nugget is well on its way to cult superstardom.

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“…While Smith does offer users the ability to purchase his films and soundtrack music from inside the app via iTunes, it’s not a feature being blasted in your face. Committed followers should feel overwhelmed with tremendous man-love for this epic iPhone offering. It’s a must-have dollar app well worth the price of admission.”

Kevin appears as a zombie wearing the classic Monroeville Zombies jersey. This limited edition will be available in your favorite comic shop, as well as through the Stash (pre-order information coming soon if it’s not already there by the time you’re reading this).

The figure is being advertised as having “zero articulation, zero accessories, and zero signs of life”. Gotta love that.

Thanks to Horror-Movies.ca for the info. While it’s still not the long-waited “Clerks 2” set announcement we’ve wanted, it gets another inaction in the collection, and that’s ok with us.

We’re still recovering from the big storm here in the Northeast (bad timing when it gets in the way of family events/travels, shopping, and the like), but we’ve got some news, a Twitter update, and a little contest for ya, all coming up later today. Stay tuned.

Today, they’ve gone pretty insane, practically giving away the Mooby’s visor for $2. Marked down from the original $12.95! They must be taking a LOSS on this one. Holy cow. Grab a bunch while you still can.

Today, the Stash is offering you the gold variant limited edition “Clerks” Rolling Roadshow poster. This custom-designed piece of artwork would look spectacular framed on the wall, and is now just $12 bucks, today only — Marked down from $30! Yep, 12 dollars for the Rolling Roadshow posters.

Buy a gift, buy one for yourself — Buy a bunch. The Stash continues to make your Christmas shopping even easier. Happy Holidays!

“The joke here is not that Kevin’s character is called eBay. They speak in a South-German dialect and obviously Bruce has bought that Boba Fett cardboard cutout from Kevin on eBay and finally wants it. Kevin argues that it was a private auction but finally Bruce gets the upper hand when he tells him that he will give him bad rep on eBay if he doesn’t get his Boba Fett.”

Wow, talk about a different movie, eh?