So, this week, get your bidding fingers ready — You can own several Mooby props including our fave of the week – The actual letters from the first-ever “Mooby’s” created – From the “Dogma” location! Imagine how cool it’d be to put that up on a wall or above a door somewhere? Too cool. As always, this stuff comes with a signed certificate of authenticity from Kevin Smith, so if anyone questions the rareness of the stuff, you’ve got the proof.

Head on over to Auctions Askew and bid smart! Good luck to all our readers in this week’s round!

This week, there’s quite a range of items. Screen used Mooby meal items, which we saw in person on the Clerks II set and can attest are quite nifty and impressive to show off. And the official Mooby’s flag seen in the film (our favorite this week). The cow tipper poster would look hilarious in your rec room at home, ready for framing! And, of course, that VERY rare and cool Brodie sign, which we’re betting will be the big ticket item of the bunch. For beautiful, full color large photos, descriptions, and to make a bid, visit Auctions Askew. Watch it though, one of these weeks we’re just not going to be able to resist bidding on something for ourselves. It’s great to see these icons making their way into the hands of the fans, though, so enjoy.

We hear that Auctions Askew will return once a week with new items for the next TWO MONTHS! Good news if you’re waiting for that something special. Over the next two months, we’ll offer up props dating from “Chasing Amy” all the way to the present. Don’t miss your chance to own a part of View Askew. Visit Auctions Askew and register to bid today. Good luck to all!

“Writer-director Kevin Smith is a practicing Catholic who, like a lot of religious filmmakers, tends to work out issues of faith on film. But some of the faithful, spurred on by the Catholic League, weren’t amused by Kevin Smith’s 1999 film Dogma, a profanity-rich satire of contemporary religion that went through two release dates and two distributors before debuting in a hailstorm of protests, including one group of New Jersey picketers joined by an incognito Smith himself. The film was released to considerable success, and the Catholic Church somehow survived.”

TALES FROM THE CLERKS LIMITED EDITION HARDCOVER BOOK

Features all of Kevin’s comic book adventures, with covers and behind-the-scenes material from all of the previously-released comics and trades. The art of Jim Mahfood, Mike Allred, Duncan Fegredo, Michael Oeming, Matt Wagner, and others is included in this definitive edition! Limited to only 500 copies, each book has a bound-in, sequentially-numbered signature page featuring art by Oeming and Allred, and signed by Kevin Smith!

336 pages, 6 5/8 x 10 3/16, FC$79.95

No word on a definitive release date just yet. Watch our site if you want one, as we’re betting you’ll need to act fast.

From Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, there’s the “ET” bike. The Blutman & Chronic marquee (man, would that look AWESOME in my gameroom). The Potzers Inc sign from Holden’s new office building. A bloodied up Mooby poster from the Dogma boardroom scene. We’re talking major WOW factor here, folks. These aren’t items that were off to the side of the screen. This stuff was seen, plain as day, used all OVER the place in the flicks. You will truly own a one-of-a-kind, jealously-inducing prop from some of the funniest films ever made. This is a big chance, and it’s likely the best lot of merch we’ll ever see from View Askew at one time. It’s the holidays, folks — If you’ve been saving up for something or plan on a windfall from grandma come the end of the month, it’s time to get those bidding fingers ready.

See the full list of goodies at the official Profiles Auction page at View Askew. You’ll see a long list, complete with photos and descriptions, of everything being offered. Direct bidding links for each item are located there as well. You’ll need to register through ebay’s live auctions site to bid, but it’s free, so get going. Don’t miss out on this one. We won’t. Must…bid….on….everything!

Good luck to you all — And if any of our wonderful readers are lucky enough to score something, drop us a line and let us know of your new prize possession. Happy bidding.