UPDATE: This trailer is the one and only, folks, and it’s R-rated, meaning NOT SAFE FOR WORK! At least, watch it on mute if you’re in the office today. Pay no attention to the title calling it a teaser, as this is THE trailer.

The long wait is over folks! Here it is — The official R-rated trailer for “Zack And Miri Make a Porno”! Don’t let the date on the link contained here throw ya off, just click in and enjoy this awesome exclusive.

This trailer marks the first footage from the actual film seen ANYWHERE, and will hopefully whet your appetites as the march towards October 31st begins.

Click above for some stills we grabbed and watch away. We’ll be back with more commentary and info shortly after we take it all in ourselves.

UPDATE: Some screen grabs above, just a few. The trailer hits all the right notes, especially coming from our point of view as an audience who’s stayed spoiler free on this one. TV spots will obviously be a lot less graphic than this, but there’s some great gags here already. Knowing Kevin’s ability to rapid-fire the jokes, these just scratch the surface. And one line delivery from Craig Robinson about halfway through gets funnier every time we hear it. A perfect cast that we can’t wait to spend 1:40 with in theaters. Hopefully soon we’ll have access to an HD quality Quicktime of this and enjoy the jokes over and over, ’til then, watch the exclusive streaming copy courtesy of IGN.