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Clerks II: Theatrical One Sheet!

June 21st @ 4:20 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Tim Hobday, Kevin Spellman

  • The Weinstein Co has officially finalized the one sheet for Clerks II, and it’s a true beauty. Click the pic for a nice high resolution version of this work of art, featuring the beautiful Rosario Dawson flanked by our two beloved duos. It’s a nicely done poster which should catch a lot of eyes, and definitely look good here at News Askew home base up on the wall amongst the other flicks of the past. Of course, it’s GOTTA be signed, so we’ll let you know how you can get your own signed copy via the Stash as soon as possible, as we’ll most certainly be ordering ours up as well.

The version we have here is a little photoshopped-looking, admittedly, due to the source. The final version, which you can see a shot of at sites like Canmag, Coming Soon and the great JoBlo. Kevin is also reading comments on the one sheet at the Board. Personally, we dig it. It does its job to attract the consumer and gets a simple message across. Like the one-sheet, Clerks II is a winner. Love that tagline, too.

Until then, be patient, click and stare, and wait for this one sheet to arrive at a theater near you.

First Clerks II Ad Airs!

June 21st @ 4:19 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Weaver, Kevin Spellman

  • The first ad for Clerks II has appeared on television in an amazingly visible spot — During last night’s NBA Finals. The ad aired between 10:45 and 10:55 EST and represents some excellent initial exposure for the film. Looks like we’re going to see a fairly big publicity push for this one. The ad DOES contain a few spoilers for the film, alas (so watch out), and plays to the tune of AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long”. We’re guessing it’s going to show up a lot more in the coming days and weeks, so stop zapping those ads and look for it — Unless you’re worried about the spoilage, of course.

Bry/Jeff Tour – IN PERSON! The Latest…

June 21st @ 4:19 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Angelo Gonzalez, Eric Melin

  • We’ve been loving all the reports we’ve been getting from across the country regarding Brian and Jeff’s nationwide publicity tour for Clerks II, so keep them coming! Whether you’re hearing of an appearace on-air coming up, spot the guys in public, or are conducting some press yourself, we’d love to know about it. Here’s the latest tidbits for today:
  • Tomorrow, June 22nd, Brian O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson will be on 94.5 The Buzz (on their morning show) for their Houston,TX stop on the press tour.
  • Monday, June 26th, Kansas City – Brian and Jeff will be holding a PUBLIC AUTOGRAPH SESSION and meet and greet with the fans! See, we told ya there might be some chances for you to get involved. Here’s the full scoop:
    THE COUNTRY’S MOST FAMOUS MINI-MART CLERKS DESCEND UPON KANSAS CITY

    Dante Hicks and Randal Graves make a special one-day appearance at The Screenland Theater

    WHO: Dante Hicks (Brian O’Halloran) and Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), stars of the upcoming summer release CLERKS II, will make a special one-day appearance in Kansas City.

    WHAT: The Screenland Theater will host an autograph signing session and mini comic book convention to celebrate the highly-anticipated release of CLERKS II. Kansas City fans will have the opportunity to meet Brian and Jeff and have them sign one piece of memorabilia. In addition, everyone is welcome to come out and watch as “Dante” and “Randal” immortalize their trip to Kansas City by leaving their handprints in The Screenland Celebrity Sidewalk.

    WHERE: The Screenland Theater; 1656 Washington Street; Kansas City, MO 64108.

    WHEN: Monday, June 26, 3pm – 5pm. Autograph opportunities will be on a first-come, first-served basis.

    COST: Free to the public.

    Great thanks to Eric at Scene Stealers who will cover the event and report back afterwards. Hope some of you can make it!

As always, watch News Askew for continuing coverage of Clerks II and everything else in the world of View Askew.

Fresh Scoop From Brian & Jeff!

June 21st @ 8:03 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Karla, Aaron Knight, Ross Hobbie

  • Brian O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson continue their whirlwind tour promoting Clerks II on local TV and radio across the nation all this month. Today, you can listen to a brand new interview with the duo on the Cort and Fatboy website (101.1 KUFO-FM, Portland Oregon). The clip’s 20 minutes in length, full of film spoilers, and streams quite nicely right from their website. The non-spoilerish news:
  • The animated Clerks movie will indeed go direct to DVD and is a definite.
  • Now You Know will be released to DVD by The Weinstein Co. right around the Clerks II theatrical date.

Train Wreck: The First Clerks 2 Screening!

June 21st @ 8:03 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris


“The First Screening”
  • Though we were mum on attending this big event back in December (highly confidential), this latest edition of Clerks II video blog “Train Wreck” rocks, as Brad himself was in person in the audience (watch closely for a shot of me in a black and white stiped button down shirt checking in with Smalls in the opening moments, and around 5 rows back towards the left in the crowd shots). Lucky enough to enjoy this film for the first time with an audience, now you can experience what it was like to be there as well. A full report’s coming, though it’s been in the shadows, waiting for the Clerks II release to see the light of day. So watch for that, and in the meantime, enjoy the latest edition of Zak and Joey’s “Train Wreck”, free of charge as always via the Clerks II website.

View Askew NewsBites™

June 21st @ 8:03 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Maleah Dust, Ross Hobbie, Jaemeel Robinson

  • Mark your calendars, Atlanta! Criminal Records reports that Kevin will appear IN PERSON in their store on Thursday, June 29th, to promote Clerks II. No further details at this time.
  • Though we think he fits more under profile #14, Kevin gets a very quick mention (under #10 – The Smoker) of this list of 15 “Archetypes” you’ll meet when listening to DVD commentary tracks.
  • They still mention the old August release date, but we’re pleased to see that in the Toronto Star, a magazine called ‘DO IT!’, a 42 page guide detailing fun and interesting things to do and see during the course of the summer in the General Toronto Area, cited the release of Clerks II! See the screenshot for evidence. Nice!

Clerks II: WE GOT CLIPS!!!

June 19th @ 8:26 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Karla, Brad & Chris

  • Rope Of Silicon has obtained THREE, yes THREE never before seen clips from Clerks II – They’re all great quality, and even profanity-free (with just a slight edit to the third of the set). You can see the index of the clips HERE, or click below to view them individually. No real spoilers here, except for a couple funny gags, but no big plot stuff. Looks like you’ll need Windows Media Player to enjoy them:

About the clips, CanMag website says:

At the age of 33, New Jersey mini-mart clerks and best friends Dante Hicks (BRIAN O’HALLORAN) and Randal Graves (JEFF ANDERSON) have it made ­ they work with each other, slack off all day, and get paid for it. But when the local Quick Stop that has been their entire life and livelihood suffers a cataclysm, Dante and Randal have to do the unthinkable: find new minimum-wage jobs.

The latest clips for Clerks II are pretty funny, mostly so because they are also pretty inappropriate. My favorite clip, however, still remains to be Jay going “oh” at the beginning of the song. Out of boredom, Jay goes a step further by creating a mixture of dance and the “I have a vagina” scene from Silence of the Lambs; “put the lotion in the basket!”

Enjoy them folks!!! And enjoy the flick in just a few short weeks!

View Askew NewsBites™

June 19th @ 7:06 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Spug, Will, Kevin Spellman, ElDiabloSuizo, E.Christopher, Justin McGill, Belinda

  • A Christian-oriented entertainment program called “The Logan Show” had a View Askew reference at the end of its monologue in the most recent episode available online. Two characters play “Steve-Dave and Walt” and even utter the immortal catchphrase known for the duo. The monologue was about comic books, hence we assume some folks behind the show are fans. Check it out! In case the link changes, it’s dated June 16, 2006 and features Starfield.
  • Clerks II is a choice for most anticipated film of the summer in a new poll towards the bottom of the front page of ComingSoon.net. We’re currently in second at presstime, but figure with some votes from fans like you, that could certainly charge!
  • An astute scooper notes that the movie version of TV show “Strangers With Candy” features a band named Snowball 37 — Obvious Clerks fans there!
  • There’s a slight reference to Mallrats in this spoiler-laden review of the new Superman flick over at Aint It Cool. Only read it if you don’t care about spoilage for the film, though.
  • What’s next for Affleck? Seems that producers of the big screen adaptation of cult TV show Magnum PI are keen to cast him as the famous Hawaiian private investigator in the film version. IMDB reports:
Charles Floyd Johnson, one of the producers of the original 1980s TV series, insists the Daredevil star would be perfect for the mustachioed role after Tom Selleck held out too long to reprise the part. Johnson hints Affleck would be his first choice to play the lead but, regardless of the final casting, he tells moviehole.net, “I think it will be wonderful. Unfortunately it won’t star Tom. He was asked to do six or eight TV movies and at that time he really wanted to do it as a feature, so he held out on it and probably now they will consider him too old to do it.” Johnson names hot Hollywood producer Brian Grazer as the man behind the movie adaptation.
  • Dig the cool tunes on NBC’s “My Name Is Earl”? You’re not the only one. IGN reports that a new “mixtape” by Earl will feature both old and new songs. The concept behind the album is built around it being a gift from Earl to his brother Randy. There’s a full track list as well. Yes, Rob Base and D.J. E-Z Rock are included, of course.

AICN’s Harry Loves Clerks II!

June 19th @ 6:30 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Ian Muttoo, Chris-Brad Ashby, ElDiabloSuizo

  • Aint It Cool News remains probably the biggest, most honest movie site on the web — So it’s always excellent when the site’s creator, Harry Knowles, can give props to a film. That film is Clerks II this time, as Harry had the pleasure of seeing an early screening. Harry does a good job at writing a fairly spoiler-free review, as well, so consider the entire piece safe reading if you’re curious to hear his words. Very minor plot lines are brought up, but nothing at all is given away. Here’s just a few choice passages:
Ultimately – I feel CLERKS II is a message movie wrapped in filth, pop culture and honest emotional characters. The message is Kevin’s answer to how to live life right. Find what it is you can do that makes you happy each day and make that your own. Surround yourself with people you love, the right woman that fits into that life and makes it worth waking up for each and every day.

I think… for some of the younger of geeks, this will feel like bullshit. The ol’ “Keep on Keeping on” thing. But think about it. Look at Kevin. He’s not that different from most of us. He’s funnier, perhaps the faster wit… and he gets out there and does the shit he dreams of doing. But otherwise… He’s a fucking geek that sits online, looking for disgusting shit to email his friends, reading about shit he’s interested in, watching movies, playing games, buying toys… and making his own toys, having his own comic shop and having the great wife that fits into the dream, the best friend that watches his back every step of the way. He’s there for his friends and his friends are there for him. For me, it’s a bit of affirmation.

If you have that in your life, you’re doing pretty goddamn good. Find what you love and who you love to do that with and start working on the dream right now and you’ll find a peace. This movie is pretty goddamn beautiful.

Just more reasons this film is proving to be universally loved all around. Spread the word, and tell everyone you know what a hilarious time Clerks II will be in theaters next month.

Kevin Talks “Name”, “Super-Ex”…

June 16th @ 3:41 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • One of the bits of folklore that goes way back to the early days of View Askew was a flick called “Name” that Kevin planned to make at one point. Well, now it seems that a new indie flick’s been made that reminds Kevin so much of his own plans for the film that he realizes it’s time to shelve the idea. So, via his blog, he’s posted some thoughts of this elusive never-made flick that could have been (but now never will) as well as revealed information on a superhero flick/tv project that we REALLY wish would have been made:
“Name” was a film that long-time View Askew board folks would remember as the flick that I was talking about making after “Chasing Amy”, circa ‘97. And since this “Amber” picture shares some big similarities with what “Name” was gonna be, I figured my chances of ever making the flick were suddenly null and void. So I wrote a five paragraph synopsis of what the flick was gonna be to share with the folks at the ViewAskew.com board, and then, before hitting “submit”… I opted to erase it instead. I may not ever make the flick now, but it’d make a great comic book story, if I ever get around to it. So I opted to hold onto it instead, for the time being.

Regardless, this whole discovery is further proof that good ideas should be enacted on immediately – ‘lest someone else come up with the same good idea, somewhere down the road, and actually bring it to fruition. I’m in no way, shape, or form suggesting plagiarism on this dude’s behalf, mind you; indeed, you can’t plagiarize something that only existed in my head and never saw print. It’s just weird how people can have the same idea sometimes; albeit years apart, in this instance.

This is the second time I’ve had this feeling this year, though. Back in ‘98, I’d pitched this superhero movie to Miramax (that Harvey loved), which was kind of a “Pulp Fiction” anthology flick about a Justice League-of-sorts that is forced to disband, due to a government decree (a’la “Watchmen”). The flick would then follow all the characters in different segments, and then bring them together again in the end, to take on a common threat (one of their own, gone rogue). The flick was darkly funny and a pretty straightforward take on the superhero mythos; not a tongue-in-cheek affair at all. The “Untitled Superhero Project” was a mainstay in my overall Miramax deal for years, though I never got around to writing it. In 2000, while in pre-production on “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”, I pitched it as a show to HBO, and they “bought” it and told me to write a pilot… and, again, I never got around to writing it. Something else always came up.

Anyway, in the segment/chapter of the flick that followed the Wonder Woman-type character, she found out her husband was cheating on her decided to use her super-powers to do a brutal, “Extremities” kinda thing on the louse (picture the “Reservoir Dogs” ear-slicing scene at twenty minutes long, with super-powers and a lot more than an ear getting cut).

Opening, ironically, on the same day as “Clerks II” is a flick called “My Super Ex Girlfriend” – which seems to be a light-hearted treatment of similar material.

The moral of the story (which, if you’re keeping track, falls under the heading “Man vs. Himself”) is this: don’t wait. When you’ve got what you feel is a cool, original story to tell… fucking tell it quick. Because if you don’t, sooner or later, someone else will.

Does Kevin’s superhero flick/tv idea sound like the COOLEST or what? To see a brutal, hard-R version of what he’s describing in the Wonder Woman-esque segment would have been worth admission alone. To see great ideas like this never made is a shame, though sometimes there’s just not enough time, we suppose. Wow. REAL interesting stuff there. Never heard anything about that before.