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New Clerks 2 Video’s Got “Spoilers”…

February 8th @ 9:04 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith, Mike Klimek


“Skid Marks”
  • Here’s what Kevin has to say about the big 20th entry in the Clerks 2 “Train Wreck” web-doc series:
To celebrate, we’ve got a SPOILER-FILLED piece cut by Elliot (the flick’s assistant editor) called “Skid Marks”…

Don’t worry though, these aren’t the kind of “spoilers” you need to be afraid of. Watch away as the guys speed around the go-kart track with glee, filming a memorable, poignant scene you’ll see in Clerks 2.

Kevin Does Calgary: A Review!

February 8th @ 9:04 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Blaine

  • Kevin’s on a small appearance circuit now, telling tales new and old to audiences far and wide, some of which tie directly into experiences working on “Clerks 2”. He’s recently made two stops in Canada. One of those, Calgary, has been reviewed at CalgaryMovies.com, with very positive things to say. Due to curfew rules, it seems only 7 or 8 actual questions got asked, but it sounds like they made the most out of the evening. A snippet:
At 8:11pm, to rapturous applause, Kevin strolled out in his full regalia: “Hack” jersey #37, jean shorts, van slip-on shoes, and the actual Silent Bob jacket. Wow. It was a bit surreal, as he looked exactly like he always does, and somehow it didn’t seem real – here he was, buddy to Ben Affleck, director of “Clerks”, a man with a direct line to Harvey Weinstein – standing 6 feet in front of us! Unbelievable.

No surprise, but Kevin owned the crowd from the minute he walked on stage. Granted, anyone paying $60 (Canadian funds, or “coloured money” as Kevin called it) to hear a director talk, they’re going to be fans, but I was truly impressed by how smooth the dude was. Granted, the evening was much more “A” as opposed to “Q & A” (as Kevin himself admitted), but he could talk and talk and talk and regale and entertain the entire time. He would take jokes and wise-cracks he made at 8:20pm and throw ‘em back out at 11:20pm. Always quick with the quips, self-deprecating to many faults, and drop-down funny, he was a hoot to watch and had the audience in stitches all night.

Wonderful photos and the full review right HERE.

“Reel Paradise” Hits DVD February 14th!

February 8th @ 9:03 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kasper

  • This one’s news to us (dunno how we missed it), but the View Askew production “Reel Paradise” will hit DVD in less than a week – February 14, 2006! Had we known this was arriving so soon, we’d have tried to snag an advance copy and get a review up for you. Luckily, the always thorough DVDTalk has their own review of the acclaimed documentary up for your reading pleasure. Doesn’t look like a project Kevin or Scott got involved with as far as the disc goes, though. Here’s what they list for extras, in addition to the film itself:
The DVD offers a host of supplements, beginning with an interesting Commentary with Steve James and Janet Pierson, who talk about events in greater detail, and explore the relationship between documentarian and subject.

Also included are 16 minutes worth of Deleted Scenes, an Alternate Ending, and Filmmaker Biographies of John, Janet, and Steve James.

Split Screen: “The Fiji Stooges” is the segment from that series that inspired Reel Paradise in the first place, while 180 Meridian Cinema: The Year in Pictures isn’t a photo gallery but rather a list of all the free movies that played during the Pierson’s year-long stay. Finally, a 4:3 letterboxed Trailer rounds out the extras.

Unfortunately, we were unable to make it up to the NYC premiere of “Reel Paradise”, so we’ll be watching it for the first time along with the rest of you. We look forward to it, and recommend you pick it up in stores next week. Tell your sweetheart you’ll take it in lieu of flowers and chocolates and stuff.

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February 8th @ 9:02 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Iain Robbins, Ped Led, John Whiteaker, Skidmark Steve, Justin McGill, Alonso Duralde, Lucas Weisner

  • AOL Movies has posted a the behind-the-scenes featurette on the CGI animated “Doogal” flick, the UK import for which Kevin provides a voice. In the short, we learn Kevin performs the voice of the moose.
  • A movie theater called Xenix (located in Zurich, Switzerland) is showing CLERKS once again. A year ago, they were showing a ton of Askewniverse flicks. The theater is known for having actual sofas where you can sit in comfort to watch flicks. Clerks is on the program from February 23rd through March 1st. Full schedule HERE. Could be a fun diversion if you live in the area or plan to visit.
  • Kevin appeared on VH1’s “Best Week Ever” program last Friday. He was at Sundance where David Wain was showing his film to many people, Kevin being one of them. As always, Kevin had some funny things to say. You may be able to catch a replay sometime this week.
  • Those of you looking for those cuddly little Jay & Silent Bob bears can order them as a set (along with some other fun movie bears from Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction). Pricey at 80 bucks, though.
  • The very Clerks-ish “Waiting” hits DVD this week, and on the “Making-Of” on disc one, director Rob McKittrick credits Kevin as his “inspiration”.
  • Kevin’s self-proclaimed “biggest fan” in Edmonton, Alberta blogs about his experience meeting Kevin at his recent Canadian appearance. The Edmonton Sun reportedly said that Kevin can do a stand-up comedy gig if he ever got tired of doing movies, and scored his appearance a healthy 4 out of 5 stars.
  • Kevin gets a positive mention from Matt Singer of the Village Voice in a capsule review of a flick called “Film Geek”.
  • Brad’s getting some warm vacation sun for the next few days…So send all those updates and scoops to the scoops box or directly to Chris ’til next week! Catch ya next time.

Major Clerks 2 Ink In “USA Today”!

February 6th @ 9:19 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Mike LaBarr, Lo Evans, Trisha Fawver, Alonso Duralde, Michael, Ron Junge, Tony B, Brian Alston,

  • For a flick that’s not coming out until the end of this summer, USA Today gives “Clerks 2” some wonderful press today, with one one but TWO great stories in their Movies section today. Summaries, highlights, and links to the complete articles dead ahead. We will say, some minor plot-point spoilers do show up in these articles. Nothing that will ruin jokes, but certainly a bit of background information that we haven’t seen made public before. Read at your own risk, but don’t worry too much about it. These also appeared in actual PRINT today in the paper, not just on the website:

‘Clerks II’: Growth and gross-outs

“”I wanted to see what happened to the characters when they lost their center point,” Smith says, sitting on the creaky merry-go-round outside the restaurant building they’ve co-opted for the shoot. “It opened up a world for Dante. He met somebody, fell in love and got engaged, then he met somebody else (the restaurant manager, played by Rosario Dawson). He reacted well to the outside world, while Randal just got more closed up and scared and angrier.

“The whole flick comes down to whether or not the two of them can reach a compromise of some sort,” Smith adds. “It really comes down to the choice a friend makes for another friend.”
Sequel or sellout? Smith feels heat

“”I never want to taint the original,” Smith says. “But that’s not a reason not to tell this story, just because you’re afraid of the potential reaction.”

The sequel, he promises, is not a “money grab” after the poor response to his Jersey Girl. He says it’s a chance to catch up with some characters who used to be like him, and further explore their non-lives.

Among those who are nervous about it were the two stars, Brian O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson — two local Jersey guys plucked from obscurity by Clerks who are hoping not to fade back to obscurity this time. “You’re touching a film that is beloved by a rabid following. I was excited about the sequel, but at the same time I was like, ‘I hope we can do it right,’ ” O’Halloran says.

Offbeat original shattered barriers

“Smith says Clerks “said something about a certain time in American culture, when there were a lot of kids coming out of college and not getting jobs, overeducated and underemployed, with a sense of entitlement.” Now finishing Clerks II, he says, “these are those same kids, 10 years later. Not all of them found their place in the world.”

Congraulations to Kevin and the Clerks 2 team on some excellent press for the film today — Let’s hope they have some ink left for us in August, as well. If that “unrated” plan goes through, something tells us that they will…

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February 6th @ 9:19 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Matthew Francis, David Emprimo

  • A new horror flick with Mewes is on the way, according to Empire Online:
David Arquette is making his directorial debut. And his first film will be a horrific experience.

He’s making horror movie The Tripper, an ensemble fright piece that will feature Jamie King, Thomas Jane, Jason Mewes, Lukas Haas, Paul Reubens and Balthazar Getty. The film revolves around a group of friends who visit a modern-day Woodstock concert but find themselves stalked by a fanatical killer out to finish what he started years earlier.

Arquette wrote the script with Joe Harris, and plans to start shooting later this month.”

First we’ve heard of this one, so we’ll keep watch on it for ya!

  • We mentioned this a while back, but since it’s airing February 10th, just a reminder – The brilliant Arrested Development airs its premature season (probably series) finale on that date, and steals a device invented by Clerks: The Cartoon many years back. In the episode, George Sr.’s new attorney gets the Bluths to take part in a mock trial to prepare for the real thing. Judge Reinhold, launching a new courtroom show, presides over the faux proceedings. Buster, meanwhile, fakes a coma to avoid testifying.

Archives, Search 90% Restored…

February 5th @ 5:48 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • After a software bug disaster claimed a lot of our archive data here at News Askew when the New Year kicked in, we have been able to restore most of it through the magic of backups and programming — We’ve got all but the last few days of 2005’s news restored (sadly, the year-end wrapup we worked on for quite a while has gone into the nether). We’ll be manually re-entering news from May 2005 through the end of that year shortly, as well. So, feel free to use the Archive search again, as results should now be MUCH better than you’ve been seeing. As always, if you notice any odd behavior with the website before we do, please drop us a line so we can get it fixed up for ya. And now, the pre-Superbowl news…

Announcing: Kevin Q&A In St. Cloud, Minnesota!

February 5th @ 5:47 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • In less than two weeks, Kevin will appear for another of his famous Q&A sessions — This time, for the FIRST time, in St. Cloud, Minnesota! The St. Cloud State University Program Board has made this a wonderful value, too — Staff and students can come see the show ABSOLUTELY FREE, and non-students can come for the BARGAIN PRICE OF FIVE BUCKS! That’s right, you heard us — Five dollars! At this price, we’ve expecting the event to fill up FAST, so we do highly recommend you pick up your tickets as soon as possible. At this rate, it’s well worth the gas to drive you and a carload of pals in, as well.

And talk about easy ordering — You can order these amazingly cheap tickets directly at SCSUTickets.com.

For more information on the event itself, visit the University’s website. The event kicks off Friday, February 17th, 7:00 PM, at Halenbeck Hall. An entertaining way to spend a cold February Friday, for sure. Much cheaper than going to the movies, even. No reason not to be there.

Kevin Wows ‘Em In Indianapolis!

February 5th @ 5:46 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Tom Berg

  • Kevin ran a MARATHON Q&A session Thursday night in Indianapolis that lasted in the early hours of Friday morning, around 2:45 AM to be exact. Fans lined up with endless questions spanning the six and a half hour event, which featured some classic stories and some yet untold tales, which you’ll just have to go and see Kevin LIVE to hear about yourself. His words on the event:
Lemme tell ya: I’ve been to a lot of places over the last twelve years. And at the end of the day, they’re all remarkably alike. The only place I’ve ever been that made me say “Never again” was Berlin. Such a depressing corner of the world to me, for some reason.

But I define most places I visit by how much I enjoyed myself while doing whatever I did there. Indianapolis, for me, will now forever be defined by that Q&A. And as I dug the hell out of that Q&A, I’ll always think of Indianapolis warmly.

Go Hoosiers.

A few pics above from various sources, as well. Enjoy. As always, we urge you, don’t miss Kevin when he comes to your town. The hours he puts in are among the best value out there for your entertainment dollar.

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February 5th @ 5:46 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Jay Myrechuck, Kevin Brett, Joltman, Joshua, Dave Demeulenaere, Peter Policastro, Hoser, Patrick Weber, NYYThurman

  • A clip from “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” was shown during a 20/20 report on Friday night. The episode was about manners in America today. During one spot about a child who grew up swearing constantly, they used the scene where Ever Carradine as Jay’s mom swears at young Jay and Bob outside the Quik Stop. A fun little shout-out on a very major network program!
  • The IMDB’s “Truly Trivial” ran a question we wonder if you know the answer to yesterday:
Truly Trivial

In his commentary on the film Dogma, Kevin Smith said that working with Linda Fiorentino was so difficult that he wishes he had cast this actress for the role of Bethany. (answer)

Click here if you don’t know!

  • We all know that the voice of Jason Mewes is featured in “My Big Fat Independent Movie”. However, there’s more goodies on the DVD — First up, an easter egg featuring video of Mewes doing the voice work. To access it, go to the EXTRAS menu then move right until you’ve highlighted one of Sam’s guns.

Also, in the audio commentary, writer Chris Gore talks about the fact that even though they had a script, Mewes was better when he could just deliver lines off the top of his head. He also said his one regret was that, other than Mewes, the movie does not make reference to a Kevin Smith film.

  • An article at news website “The Slate” on Jason Lee has a full paragraph on Kevin’s involvement in his career:
The first thing you need to know about Lee is that he got into acting by way of his earlier profession, skateboarding. He is said to be one of the all-time greats, which maybe explains the frisky confidence of his physical comedy and his casual second-job vibe. His first substantial roles came in two Kevin Smith films, venues in which anything recognizable as “acting” are the exception. These performances set the tone for his career. When we first see Lee in Mallrats, he is playing Sega in a basement bedroom, and he spends the bulk of the movie skulking around a shopping mall, letting loose mean and angry riffs, wasting all his energy on fantastic leaps of verbal hostility. His hair is shaggy, and his slouch is perfect. Chasing Amy demanded much the same skills, but it’s also where Lee began to work out the modulated boorishness and exasperated eyebrow action that he relies upon for Earl.

Read the full article over at Slate. It’s a short, but niece piece on Lee history.

  • IGN alludes to Kevin’s famous cash-raising efforts to make Clerks in their article titled “Make Your Own Movie…Cheap”. They title option number five the “Kevin Smith Plan”, putting all your purchases towards your film on credit cards.
  • And finally today, here’s another possible Red Bank attraction in the works that you might be able to try at Vulgarthon: A charter boat. On February 13th, the Red Bank Mayor and council will vote on the approval of a boat titled “MV Patriot” to dock at the Marine Park and offer water-based tours of the area. Currently there is no way for families and small groups to enjoy the river, see the sights, the wildlife, foliage and view the magnificent sunsets as seen from the water. Supporters are urged to show their support by attending the meeting of the 13th and contacting their local representatives and letting them know of their support for the project.
  • That does it for us…Enjoy the big game today!