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Red Bank Vulgarthon: May 31st???

February 3rd @ 3:56 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin’s put a preliminary date out there for the next Vulgathon – East Coast style, baby! That date is May 31st. We love east coast events because we can drive there…Plus, there’s just something about that charm of being in the Motherland, the heart of it really – Red Bank, New Jersey. With the original Stash, Jack’s, and other landmarks such as Quick Stop just moments away. And then there’s all those kickin’ hotel room parties. We’re stoked. While the date’s not yet solid, it certainly seems like this event WILL happen, and feature the amazing extended Jersey Girl cut, some encores of rarely seen flicks, and perhaps a big surprise or two.

Keep it here at News Askew for all the latest developments on this exciting news. And for now — Save that May 31st date. You just might need it.

View Askew NewsBites™

February 3rd @ 3:55 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Jason Dreyer, JS Bragg, Audrey Bell

  • Kevin took some time to answer comments over at this Sundance Q&A article posted at the Entertainment Weekly website. Not too much new for those of you who regularly read here and “The Board”, but if you’d like to follow along, check it out. The Q&A is about Sundance, but the talkback area covers mostly Clerks 2.
  • The great Brian O’Halloran will be hosting the Program Board @ Miami University (Ohio)’s Student Film Festival Red Brick Showcase” and doing Q&A on February 22nd! For more details, visit their website. Bri’s a blast to see in person, and one of the nicest guys in the biz we’ve ever had the pleasure to meet. Be sure and make the event if you’re in the area.

  • Here’s a fresh photo of Kevin on the snowy grounds of the Sundance Film Festival a couple weeks back. Check out the “winter” footwear! Thanks to Cinematical.

Don’t Miss Your Chance To SEE KEVIN LIVE!

February 1st @ 2:33 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Ming, Brad & Chris

  • One of the most magical moments in being a fan is seeing Kevin do the live Q&A thing. Since way back when he was screening Chasing Amy and starting on the college circuit, there’s always been some magical way Kevin can take control of a room and captivate an audience. When you have a chance to see Kevin in person, don’t miss it.
KEVIN SMITH IN INDIANAPOLIS ON FEBURARY 2ND – TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE BUT GOING FAST!

Just a heads up to those of you in and around Indianapolis who want to see Kevin Smith Live and in Person. Kevin will be doing a Q&A on Thursday, February 2nd at the Hilbert Circle Theatre. The details:

February 2, 2006 – Indianapolis, IN:

Hilbert Circle Theatre
45 Monument Circle
Indianapolis, IN 46204

To order tickets:

Call 317-639-4300 or 1-800-366-8457 (Outside Central Indiana)
Monday through Friday from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Saturday from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. or
Fax an order form to 317-236-4900 or
http://www.indianapolissymphony.org

Dress Circle and first 2 rows of Main Floor – $75
Main Floor Rows D-S $40
Orchestra Box Center $40
First Mezz – $40
Main Floor Rows T-Z – $30
Orchestra Box Side $30
Second Mezz – $30
Upper Mezz – $15

CALGARY AND ALBERTA TOO?

For our friends up North, tickets are still available for Kevin’s to Canadian appearances:

February 5, 2006 – Calgary, Alberta

Jack Singer Concert Hall (Epcor Centre)
201-8th Avenue SE
Calgary, AB

Doors open at 7:00 p.m.
Price: $49.50 CAN
Tickets available through Ticketmaster.ca and http://unionevents.com

By Phone: Phone (403) 299-8888

February 6, 2006 – Edmonton, Alberta

Winspear Centre.
Doors open at 7:00 p.m.
Tickets: $51.00 CAN
Tickets available at WinspearCentre.com and http://unionevents.com

Charge by Phone
Charge By Phone: (780) 428-1414
Toll Free: 1-800-563-5081

In person:
WINSPEAR CENTRE
#4 Sir Winston Churchill Square
Corner of 99th Street and 102 Avenue
Edmonton, AB

The Art Of The “Stunt Bump”…

February 1st @ 2:33 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Mike Klimek


“Stunt Bump”
  • Watch Jason Mewes discuss the mythical “stunt bump” with a couple unsuspecting crew members (the illustrious Scott Mosier included) in the latest in our ongoing “Train Wreck” series over at Clerks2.com. Zak and Joey yet again throw in some hilarious edits and sound cues that are nothing short of hilarious. Mewes is yet again in top form as well. Continually some of the best free entertainment out there on the web. The footage shot seems to be never-ending at this point, we’re told, so expect lots more to come. Thanks, guys.

Auctions Askew Goes HEAVY DUTY!

February 1st @ 2:33 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Ming

  • Auctions Askew makes an encore appearance, with the biggest stuff EVER SEEN in one of these events. We want to stress a couple things, right up front. First off, this is likely to be the last auction we’re doing for quite some time, so if you’ve been saving up, now’s a great time to blow your wad ‘o cash. Also, this stuff is HEAVY. We’ll ship it to you if we have to, but we HIGHLY RECOMMEND you pick it up from us locally, if possible. Easiest on the shipping costs, as well as safer for your winning purchase.

That being said, we’re calling this the big-ass heavy screen used props from ‘Dogma’ (and one from ‘Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back’) edition of Auctions Askew.

All items are from Kevin’s personal collection which has been stored in a climate controlled storage space. From left to right:

* The Quick Stop/RST Video glass case showcasing the fictional band ‘Random Meat’ which is featured prominently during the 70’s flashback at the beginning of ‘Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back’

* The Holy Bartender bar stool from ‘Dogma’ featuring long lost assprints from Chris Rock.

* The Holy Bartender Bar Chair from ‘Dogma’ which was graced by Salma Hayek

* The Holy Bartender coat rack from ‘Dogma’

* The Holy Bartender red bar table from ‘Dogma’ which once held the blessed golf driver used to destroy Azrael.

Let it be known that these are some of the ultimate items to show off as part of your View Askew colleciton. Easy to spot in the flicks, and truly one of a kind. Bid early, bid wisely, and good luck to ya! We’re thinking one rich person could buy all that stuff and restage a good portion of that Dogma bar scene…

Sundance Fan Reviews: “Gay Bar” & “Early Morning”…

February 1st @ 2:32 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Jack Nino

  • One lucky scooper got to see both of the Sundance offerings that we’ve been chatting about over the past few weeks: Malcolm Ingram’s “Small Town, Gay Bar” (a View Askew production), and Joey Lauren Adams’ “Come Early Morning”. He filed an excellent, concise report with us on his experiences seeing the films, which we’re now running in its entirety straight ahead:
I was going to tell you about seeing “small town gay bar” and “Come Early Morning” at Sundance. I saw “small town gay bar” last Tuesday night and “Come Early Morning” Thursday morning.

For “small town gay bar” they introduced Kevin Smith to introduce Malcolm Ingram. Kevin’s introduction was pretty funny. He said that Malcolm called him up one day and asked Kevin if he wanted to help him out with his gay movie. Kevin said “Fuck yeah!” expecting that there’d be a lot of cocks and cum shots and that sort of thing so he was a little disappointed that it ended up being this nice little documentary with heart. He also said he was impressed because Malcolm’s first two movies sucked but this one looked like a real professional made it.

The movie itself was pretty good. You could tell that the gay bars in these small towns in the south really mean a lot to the people who go to them and the people in the movie were all pretty cool. One of the best things about Sundance though is the Q&A’s after the movie where you get to hear some of the stories about it being made and that sort of thing. They had a couple there that reopened one of the bars during the course of the movie. When Malcolm started making the movie he had no idea that the bar would be reopened by the time he was done, he was just shooting it for historical purposes. They also talked about how they had interviewed some people at a regular bar down the street from one of the gay bars but they didn’t tell the people what it was they were shooting for, and about every third or fourth question they would slip in something about the gay bar. Eventually one of the guys asked them why they kept asking about the gay bar and went and got his shotgun out of the car and fired a warning shot over their heads. They weren’t able to get that on film so that’s something I probably would have never heard otherwise.

After the Q&A was done I got up to leave and Kevin happened to be sitting a few rows behind me so I stopped and talked to him for a couple minutes. The first thing I asked him was if the Silent Bob coat was warm (since he was wearing it). He told me that it’s the only coat he owns. I also told him that I thought it was pretty cool that he came to introduce the movie and he said he wanted to because he was really proud of it (I also thought it was cool that he didn’t go up for the Q&A so that Malcolm could talk about his movie instead of there being a bunch of Kevin Smith questions). I asked if he’d had a chance to see any other movies while he was there and he said that he hadn’t because he’d been too busy with press and that sort of thing for “small town gay bar”. I asked if he was going to try and see “Come Early Morning” and he said he’d like to see it but probably wouldn’t be able to until he gets back to L.A. One thing I forgot to ask him about was this movie called “Raspberry Reich” that I saw at Sundance a couple years ago. It definitely had a lot of cocks and cum shots and that sort of thing (in fact, I walked out of it feeling like I just saw a gay porn, because it was that graphic) and they thanked the director of that movie at the end of “small town gay bar”. I meant to tell Kevin he should probably watch “Raspberry Reich” then if he hadn’t already.

I thought “Come Early Morning” was good as well. You see a lot of “woman trying to find her way” sort of movies at Sundance and this was definitely one of those but I liked it because it wasn’t like Hollywood movies where everything gets nicely wrapped up in the end and everyone lives happily ever after (I always really liked that “Chasing Amy” wasn’t wrapped up that way too). Instead, it’s much more like real life where the experience teaches the character something and she grows but definitely doesn’t have all of life figured out. Joey Lauren Adams was also really cool in the Q&A. She has a really neat sort of infectious enthusiasm that would be really hard not to like and it was interesting hearing the story about how the movie came to be made.

She said that she thought that after “Chasing Amy” that roles would really start to open up for her but all she ever got was offers for roles like “the girlfriend” or “the friend” and eventually those offers even started to dry up. Then she met a couple guys in a bar in L.A. one night and they were talking and they asked what happened to her and she really didn’t know and then she asked them if they wanted to go to her house for an after-party after the movie was over and they asked her what the special occasion was for staying up so late. She realized that there wasn’t really an occasion she just didn’t have anything to do the next day. That kinda bugged her so she started writing the script. Five years later she was finally able to get it made (which seems like a standard time for a lot of the movies at Sundance). She said it was a very personal story. I didn’t ask but the movie is about a girl who has a bunch of one-night stands and then bails on the guys in the morning because she isn’t comfortable with relationships so part of me was wondering if that was the sort of past that bugged Kevin into writing Chasing Amy. I really have no idea though.

View Askew NewsBites™

February 1st @ 2:31 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Allen, Ted Gootee, Roy Zaletski, Alonso Duralde, Justin Trujillo

  • Kevin reports that Clerks 2 is as “done as it can be at this point”, and that they’re a month ahead of schedule. Fantastic news!
  • Jason Lee brightened up the View Askew boards with a kind post yesterday — Despite Earl’s fame, you can see he hasn’t forgotten the fans who’ve been with him for a long time:
“I’m feeling quite well and ready to get back to work, which will be this coming Wednesday.

Very sorry to have lost to DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES again, but I guess that’s just the way of the land, huh?

On to the next, as they say, and I’m very happy that we’ve been picked up for a second season.

And thanks to you all for the EARL support; it’s much appreciated.

Best to you all,

Jason”

Take care Jason, and happy to hear you’re feeling better.

  • Don’t forget, folks — Kevin comes to Indianapolis THIS THURSDAY! Catch a blurb with their local paper, the Indianapolis Star, with features some quotes from a new phone interview with Kevin.
  • Speaking of appearances, if you’re interested in some tix from a DIFFERENT session, we’ve got a dude looking to sell his 4 Calgary Q&A tix (he can no longer make the show). Contact Brent at calkevtix@hotmail.com. He’s letting them go under face value after surcharges, $55 each. Orchestra Level, Row C, Seats 12-15.
  • In their recent issue, Enternaiment Weekly features the top 10 most influential movies from Sundance. Clerks makes the list:
Clerks (1994) – Backstory: Kevin Smith, inspired by Straner Than Paradise, turned his camera on his own mothing-much-happens life, shooting at night on a budget of $28,000 in the same convenience store he worked in by day.

What’s the Big deal? Clerks reflected the stifled suburban lives of a generation spoon-fed on pop culture and stalled out in go-nowhere McJobs. In other words, Smith tapped into the lucrative base of indie film’s most passionate ticket buyers: guys just like him.

What ever happened to…: After riding high on the fumes of his Jay and Silent bob opus, Smith’s been low-profiling it since 2004’s Jersey Girl.

We wouldn’t necessarily call his many guest shots, comic books, and of course, Clerks 2 LOW PROFILING it, but hey. The news archives here speak for themselves!

  • We’d like to congratulate Roy Zaletski on being the first fan we know of to bring home his new baby (Andrew) from the hospital in his spiffy new Mooby’s shirt. And of course, congrats on bringing another View Askew fan into the world, as well.
  • In this interview with Matt Zoller Seitz, a critic that Kevin credits for the inspiration to make CHASING AMY, author Alonso Duralde discusses that film’s inclusion in his book.
  • Apparently, that Freddy Vs. Jay & Silent Bob video has an “official site” and originated in Scotland, of all places. Visit the site for tons of stills and, of course, that oddly compelling video iteself.
  • Poker expert Phil Gordon mentions that Kevin played in a tournament with him during Sundance last week in his latest column.

Kevin On Clerks 2: “No Way It Gets An R!”

January 29th @ 7:22 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Jamie Gibson, Sylvia, Karla

  • We love this new interview/article that MTV Movie News ran with Kevin ran this weekend. So much, in fact, we’re posting the whole thing straight ahead. It was conducted this past week while Kevin was at Sundance. Enjoy!
Kevin Smith Vows ‘Clerks 2′ Language, Content Ups The Ante Of The Original ‘A Hundredfold’

No nudity, no graphic violence and ‘no way it gets an R’ the director says of the sequel to his indie classic.

PARK CITY, UTAH — Loyalists swear by the movement he spearheaded with the help of his foot soldiers; others wonder why he still has a job. His common-man persona and disarming grin might be masking a brilliant mind, or he might be as simplistic as his detractors insist. Now, he has returned for a second term that’s shaping up as even more controversial than the first.

No, Kevin Smith isn’t the president — although the polarizing figures have more in common than one might think. As the famously indie writer/director made the rounds at the Sundance Film Festival to support “Small Town Gay Bar,” a documentary he executive produced, Smith admitted with some trepidation that his next mission could go disastrously wrong if he’s rushing into a battle that can’t be won.

Still, in the form of the upcoming sequel to his breakthrough 1994 comedy he claimed to have substantial weapons of crass production at his disposal.

” ‘Clerks 2′ came out phenomenally, and I couldn’t be happier with it,” the bearded, not-so-silent Bob said. “We were really hoping to come to Sundance with it this year, which would have been great because it’s the 25th anniversary of Sundance, and it would have been the only sequel to a Sundance film to ever play at Sundance. Then Harvey Weinstein — the chairman of The Weinstein Company, who we produced the movie with — said, ‘No, we want to go to Cannes instead.’ ”

“The movie itself is kind of a look at what happens when the angry young man enters his thirties. The movie is primarily set in a fast-food joint, but it has so little to do with working in a fast-food joint.”

“Brian O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson, who played Dante and Randall in ‘Clerks,’ are back and Jason Mewes and I play Jay and Silent Bob,” Smith continued. “Ben Affleck showed up for a day. Jason Lee came in for a day. Wanda Sykes came in for a day. There’s a guy named Earthquake, this really funny comedian, and Kevin Wiseman, who plays Marshall on ‘Alias,’ he came in.”

“There’s this kid in the movie, Trevor Fehrman, who’s really funny,” Smith said. “I think he’s gonna pop in a really big way off this film. Rosario Dawson’s in the movie; she’s one of the main characters. My wife, Jennifer Schwalbach, is in the movie,” he laughed. “So for a movie that’s about two dudes, it’s got a really well-rounded cast.”

Although some vocal fans and film purists have expressed their displeasure with the revisiting of, arguably, a classic, Smith insists that by moving Dante and Randal to the fast-food industry, he simultaneously moved his own game to the next level.

“It’s my favorite of all the movies I’ve ever done,” Smith said of the sequel. “It used to be that ‘Chasing Amy’ was my favorite, but this has supplanted ‘Chasing Amy.’ ‘Clerks’ was what it felt like to be in my twenties, but ‘Clerks 2′ is what it feels like to be in my thirties. A portrait of that. It’s about how people have to struggle to grow out of a role that they’ve filled for the better part of their adult life. It’s really poignant, but it’s insanely funny.”

As with previous flicks, such as “Clerks,” “Dogma” and “Amy,” the New Jersey auteur intends to balance the aforementioned seriousness with his bread-and-butter: “di– and fart jokes.”

“We’re not even going to rate it — we’re going to go out unrated,” Smith declared defiantly. “If we put it in front of the ratings board they’d be like, ‘You’re insane. We have to create a new rating for that.’ ”

Even more noteworthy, however, is that the boundary-busting film is devoid of the nudity or graphic violence that typically pushes the NC-17 envelope. Instead, when these clerks say “I assure you, we’re open” this summer, the phrase will likely be peppered with even more four-letter words than the original.

“I’ve never been a nudity dude,” Smith insisted. “We did nudity once, in ‘Mallrats,’ and it was just such an uncomfortable thing to shoot. Anybody can get somebody to take their clothes off. ‘Clerks’ was a movie that the MPAA gave an NC-17 for language and content alone. This movie ups the ante by a hundred-fold, and there’s just no way it gets an R.”

As for everybody’s favorite drug-selling, adventure-seeking, bootchie-snoochin’ duo, Smith says that they’ve grown up — so much so, in fact, that they’ve gone from grade-school humor to something closer to junior high.

“Jay and Silent Bob in ‘Clerks 2′ have about as much, if not less, screen time than they had in ‘Clerks,” Smith revealed, “but it’s a different Jay and Silent Bob, a slightly more mature Jay and Silent Bob.”

“Slightly,” he laughed, after a moment. “Ever so slightly.”

Read that full article at the MTV site.

There’s a smaller, similar piece up at Cinematical as well.

Wondercon: Kevin’s Schedule!

January 29th @ 7:21 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Wondercon is coming February 10th through the 12th, and as you know, Kevin and the View Askew booth will be there! We also now have more details on the schedule. Kevin will do the panel Q&A on Saturday the 11th, from 1:15 until 2:45 PM (a full hour and a half!). We’re betting you might get to glimpse some Clerks 2 footage, as well. Last year his Q&A was at the North building, this year it’s in Room 2000 at the Moscone Center West. A signing at the View Askew booth is also planned, tentatively sometime on Sunday right now. More details when we’ve got ‘em!

“Small Town, Gay Bar” Premieres At Sundance!

January 29th @ 7:20 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Alonso Duralde, Tricia Bird, Karla

  • The View Askew-produced documentary “Small Town, Gay Bar” from director Malcolm Ingram premiered at Sundance last week, and was well received, with a standing ovation and much applause after the film. Reporter and frequent scooper Alonso Duralde was in attendance, and presents a full report of his thoughts on the film and his encounter with Ingram and the rest of the crew afterwards. Here’s an excerpt:
No need for euphemisms—I’m blown away by Small Town Gay Bar. Maybe I was expecting something sort of whimsical or “inspiring,” but Ingram has crafted an ode to what we really mean when we call ourselves a “gay community.” Looking at two bars in Mississippi—one that’s about to be sold and one that’s about to reopen—the film shows us how, for people who live in rural areas, the local gay bar is the only place where people can go to be themselves and find other people with whom they have any kind of kinship.

And in addition to introducing us to the drag queens and butch dykes you might expect to see in a documentary with this title, Ingram takes his camera into the belly of the beast, interviewing religious hatemongers Fred Phelps (who gets just enough screen time to become wholly ridiculous, not that he wasn’t already) and Tim Wildmon. In perhaps the film’s funniest sequence, Wildmon—whose father Donald founded the American Family Association, where Wildmon fils also toils—professes a live-and-let-live philosophy about gays while the film’s queer interviewees remember how Donald Wildmon and other AFA members would write down license plate numbers of cars that visited gay bars, then would read those numbers on the radio the next day. Ultimately, Small Town Gay Bar is a powerful portrait of gay men and lesbians who refuse to decamp for gay meccas like New York, San Francisco, or even Dallas: They choose to stay and fight—to lead the lives they want to lead in the place they’ve always known as home.

Read Duralde’s entire piece HERE.