• We’d like to thank Will, quite possibly the best capture guy in the View Askew world, for taking the time to create custom versions of Kevin’s Opie & Anthony studio appearance earlier this week. He’s taken out all the fluff, all of Kevin’s non-studio time, but left in stuff to allow everything to remain in context. So, while it’s not the entire show, it’s everything you should need to hear to not miss any of the hilarious Kev moments.

Don’t forget to listen to Will’s excellent View Askew & pop culture podcast, Radio Askew. They’re up to episode #36 and going strong. Great show.

• Clerks II is winning the Movie Poll over at Joblo.com called ‘Which movie shown at Cannes are you most looking forward to seeing?’. And rightfully so!
• Seems Affleck had some minor health issues earlier this week, according to the IMDB. We wish him well:

• And while we’re doing gossipy stuff, here’s what MSN has on Matt Damon’s upcoming baby arrival:

• Check out the Chasing Amy reference in #10 (Sixteen Candles) of this fun MSN article on movies that would have been better without happy endings:

• Are you home and looking through all those amazing Vulgarthon pics you took? Got a favorite shot or two? Send them our way! We’re screening the best shots from the event to add to our coverage, like the one you see above – The Mooby’s Crew from the front of the line (courtesy Robbie). With a bit of fancy Photoshop work there, of course. We’re especially looking for some Day two shots of the event. Of course, while we can’t use them all, we’d love to see your favorites and include some with our continuing coverage. Thanks again for your support, and we hope you had a blast at the event.

• We’d like to give Sami, aka DanteChick20, mad props for transcribing what she recalls from the Jersey Girl extended Q&A session at Vulgarthon. Here’s her excellent summary of what took place. Oh, and a bonus tidbit we just remembered from the Clerks II Q&A session – Kevin actually wrote the role of Becky for his wife Jen, but after it was determined a major star needed to be in that role, he changed her voice for Rosario and fit Jen into the role of Emma. Good stuff. Here’s the Q&A:

• Carlin jumped at the chance to be in the flick, although was upset that he didn’t get to strangle the little girl (he told Kevin to write a movie in which he would be a minister that strangled children).
• He held onto the scene of Jennifer Lopez and Gertie dancing at the end for as long as he could. He really wanted to keep it, but because of the Bennifer press he knew he couldn’t. But, he held onto it until the last cut stage
• They had to pay through their teeth for “Landslide”. He showed the movie to Stevie Nicks and she sold them the song for 200,000.00. He said it was the most expensive song he purchased for a movie.
• The little girl that played Gertie got better at acting as the movie went on. When they were doing the initial days of shooting she really didn’t get into it. Even Ben and Jen (wow, 2 separate people) went to Kevin and said “I don’t think she can do this”, but after some creative editing on Kevin’s part it turned out great. Then by the end of the movie she got better.
• The role of Arthur Brickman, played in the movie by Jason Biggs, was supposed to go to Mewes, but because of his drug habit at the time, it was suggested to Kevin that he pick someone else.
• He always knew there was going to be a pageant in Gertie’s school, and he always knew it was going to be a song from Sweeney Todd because he loves the musical.

  That’s all I can remember. After he answered the initial question, there was always a story to go with it as well which is cool. But, I remember mostly the answers. Hope this helps :).

• Howdy folks! Phew! Well, we hope you enjoyed the coverage and photos from the AMAZING day one coverage of Vulgarthon. It was an absolutely fantastic day, one of the best events EVER – The guests were all incredibly accessible to fans throughout the entire day, and the fans themselves were amazing as well. We had a total blast meeting and hanging out with so many of you. Unfortunately, due to the day jobs, we had to make a last minute cancellation to the hotel reservation last night and hit the road to get back to work today – Major project going on that Brad just couldn’t get away from. So, if you’re reading this with your wireless internet from the event, or if you’re home the days AFTER the event, guess what? It’s YOUR TURN!

We want to hear from you on your day two experience! Send us your stories, news, photos, coverage, and become a part of our growing Vulgarthon 2006 coverage. We’ll be spending time over the next couple of days polishing up our day one coverage from the road with more details, higher resolution, cleaned-up photos, and more. So yep, we’d love your day one photos, experiences, stories, as well. Send it all to us! We know there were a ton of you there. So let’s hear about YOUR Vulgarthon experience. Your story and photos just might become a part of our On Location database forever.

Kevin’s Myspace blog has a great post up about the event which also refers users to our coverage from this year as well as previous years (Thanks Kev!). It’s killing us to not be there for day two, as we think the attendees were the best EVER, and we miss each and every one of you. Please be sure and drop us a line, whether it be today, tomorrow, or even in the next week, and let us know about your Vulgrathon 2006 experience, in words and/or pictures!

See you back here later with more updates on Vulgarthon and of course everything else going on in the world of View Askew. Thanks for stopping by.

• The Vulgarthon 2006 photos from yesterday will now all expand to much larger, higher-resolution versions of the thumbnails you saw yesterday. Be sure and head back to our coverage to take a closer look and some of the exclusive photos from our own lenses that we captured at the event. We’ll be adding more photos and content in the coming days, so keep your eyes on that Vulgarthon 2006 page!

• We’re signing off on updates for this evening, and headed in to finish up the last film and Q&A of the night — “Oh What A Lovely Tea Party” is kicking off, followed by a Q&A with Jen and Malcolm, which we’re going to write up but don’t expect to have posted until tomorrow. We hope you enjoyed today’s coverage, and look forward to touching up these photos (removing red eye, cropping, higher resolutions, etc). Watch for that and more. Thanks for surfing with us today, and to everyone we met at the event today — Thanks for stopping by to chat. Loved meeting you all!

• Clerks II. What more can we say? The exciting moment of the day was wisely saved towards the end. Theater One had it on the program second to last, and theater two is watching it as we type, their final film of the night. For the audience, the film of course played absolutely pitch perfect. Roaring laughter, gasps, sighs, and even some pensive silence in all the right places. Not only that, but for this reporter, the few minutes of cuts between the last screening in Burbank and here weren’t even noticed, yet the film somehow moved just a little more smoothly. I can’t even tell you what exactly was removed, but the film FLIES by and is just packed full of laughs in each and every scene. The major culmination piece towards the film’s end, which many thought would be the NC-17 reason, rocks the house, and yes, every single obscene moment absolutely remains. Not one cut for content was made at the MPAA’s request, just some tightening up by Kevin which, amazingly, isn’t even noticed. Fans: You are going to LOVE LOVE LOVE this movie.

Following the screening, Kevin, Brian, and Jen all took front and center of theater one for a nice Q&A session. This one proved to be the freshest of the evening, as most of the questions surrounded the film and other current events in the Askewniverse. Kevin treated us to anecdotes such as a tale of Mewes’ excitement and daily involvement on set, Harvey’s pivotal role in getting the film to Cannes, music rights, bra shopping with Jen, and much much more. Some related news:

• Jeff Anderson’s “Now You Know” (which also stars Trevor Fuhrman) is due for DVD in August.
• The R rating was a complete shock to Kevin and everyone. He figured that after the previous battles the MPAA just gave them a pass or just truly felt they deserved the R. Kevin also joked that perhaps they just didn’t WATCH the whole film.
• The Clerks cartoon movie will still happen, direct to DVD, but Kevin hasn’t finished the script yet. He’s been focusing on getting Clerks II absolutely perfect and hopes to get back to that project soon. Regardless of the box office for Clerks II, the Animated movie project is a go.
• Jeff Anderson wasn’t quite on board at the start, unsure if the Clerks sequel was the right idea — After a couple days of filming, and viewing Kevin’s cut together footage, he was incredibly enthusiastic and knew that he made the right choice.
• There WILL be a soundtrack for Clerks II! Kevin just found out last week. Pretty much all the music rights for the tunes in the flick have been secured.
• There’s currently debate going on regarding subtitling the film. The subtitle “The Second Coming” may be added, though at this point Kevin is asking the film simply be released as “Clerks II”.
• Clerks II will arrive on 2,000 screens on July 21st. This is double the originally thought of 1,000 screens, which means that the flick will absolutely come to a theater near you in less than TWO MONTHS!
• The 5 million dollar budget has already been covered by advanced foreign sales alone. Anything Clerks II makes theatrically is totally gravy.
• Kevin feels that Clerks II is his finest work to date, and rightfully so. He and everyone involved have a lot to be proud about. It’s a film that stands alone OR serves as a companion piece to the original. Universally appealing. And the stuff they get away with…Wow. Mark your calendars and gather up your friends. It’s going to be a great night out at the movies this July.

Watching the film with this east coast audience was a true highlight of the event. It’s a fast moving, hilarious movie…So good, in fact, we could watch it again right now. We’re excited for you all to see it.

• We joined our pal John “The Kiwi” Lovegrove for a beer and food run over the lunch break today — John was actually kind enough to bring a variety of beers from his home state of Oregon on the plane across the country with them, and keep them chilled all day long for us to enjoy. What a guy. Photos were taken on the cell phones, so they’re forthcoming, but needless to say, the beer was fantastic, and we drank a few at record pace to ensure we’d have time to grab a bite and not miss a moment of the next flick.

On the way back from the Holiday Inn, we stop at a nice pizza/sub place nearby and order some grub for all of us. Good stuff. Food’s always a very very welcome sight after sitting in the theaters for an extended period of time.

• Since we caught this one last year, we opted to only watch the opening moments of Jersey Girl Extended, where the majority of the new material is located. After that, it was out to the theater lobby for the internet hookup, allowing you all to see the wonderful images and stories that we posted earlier this afternoon. After prepping things, it was up to the Stash for some wireless internet access and finalizing everything. Walt was manning the register and took a few moments to chat up hockey between the busy comings and goings of customers. Gotta love when the ‘Thon’s in town.

During our work session, none other than Brian O’Halloran arrives in the store and greets us warmly. He’s kind enough to keep us company (and laugh about our spartan work environment, as we’re camped out on the middle of the Stash floor). We congratulate Brian on the Cannes success (he assures it was as amazing as it looked and sounded) and promise to catch up with him later. Brian’s kind enough to pose for some photos with fans and sign some autographs before he heads back to the theater.

Due to the Jersey Girl Extended cut’s length, Kevin only held a short Q&A session following the film, which we missed — If anything new was mentioned at the Q&A, let us know please! After getting the news to ya, we decided it was time to lead off to…