Archive for February, 1998

Authentic Jay & Silent Bob Figures On The Way!

February 11th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Matt Halsey & Matt Halsey

  • Matt Wagner of “Grendel” and “Mage” fame (and most recently from his artist stint on the Jay & Bob portion of Oni Double Feature #1) posted some interesting stuff on the Mage Message boards on AOL. Apparently, he’s working on the designs for the official Jay & Silent Bob action figures, and that the Jay figure will come with Walt Flanagan’s Dog, in “all his tripod glory”! We’ll do what we can to get you some advanced shots and more info as figure delvelopment continues. Here’s Matt’s posts:
I had a blast working on the JAY & SILENT BOB story and was amazed at how seemless it all came out. Compared to the upcoming CLERKS comic–which is much more chatty, like Kevin’s films–this shortie was quite cinematic and comic-bookish.

The final product was a true collaboration, something that I could’ve written or Kevin could’ve filmed.

It’s been a while since I dabbled in B&W (since Batman) so that was fun as well–even though a guy on the View Askew site claimed my use of zip-a-tone was “amateurish”. In an earlier post on this board, Pitzerboy pointed out the fact that only the title characters and the dog have any solid black in their final rendering. I would add one other element to that list–the dope.

I think I mentioned before that this story would make a peek appearance in a JAY & SILENT BOB short that Kevin was doing for MTV. Turns out the whole thing’s evolved into more than that. Kevin filmed 11 shorts for them fellas and the brass at MTV loved them so much that they’re putting the whole thing all together as an hour-long special. Apparently two of the shorts feature the comic.

Also, Graphitti’s issueing a t-shirt with the cover on the front and that small, round panel of silhoettes on the back (“The whole ******* world’s against us dude. I swear…”).

Annnnnnnnd…they’re doing JAY & SILENT BOB action figures as well–which I’m designing the model sheets for. Can’t wait to see THEM accesories, eh?

MATT WAGNER

Also, just finished the model sheets for the JAY & SILENT BOB action figures.They’re so damn rude even I can’t quite believe they’re going to be toys! I’dbet the AOL TOS prevent me from going into too much detail so suffice it tosay this…the JAY figure comes with Walt Flanagan’s Dog as an accesory andthey should’a named him “Tripod”!

MATT WAGNER

“Tail Lights Fade” Info…

February 11th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Malcom Ingram posted this on the board…It’s a bunch of info on his upcoming film “Tail Lights Fade”, which is in the casting phase right now. Jason and Carmen Lee are expected to return (last seen on screen together in Ingram’s “Drawing Flies”, which many of you saw at VulgarThon. Here’s the post:
Casting for “Tail Lights Fade” is going real well…….Looks like Carmen has the part in the bag (Like there was ever a question)…Jason Lee’s schedule is my biggest nemesis at the present….But hey..I’m so happy for his success…how can I complain. As Jason said before Carmen came up for a round table reading where we workshopped the script…..It went very well. Carmen aced the role…Sarah Chalke (Becky #2) was a real find. We also worked with some incredibly talented Canadian actors.

Next week L.A casting begins and some very interesting meetings…..(Hint…small chance Mallrats might not be the only film Kevin has involvement in that feature a 90210 cast member)

More on casting after the trip.

Our start date is May 11, 1998…..Location : Kamloops , British Columbia

We didn’t chat with Malcolm at VulgarThon, but he seemed like a pretty good guy. Hopefully we can see some larger distribution with this flick when it’s completed. News Askew also hopes to have a mole or two on-site when filming begins, so we can keep ya up to date with the latest.

Maxim’s Top 20 Guy Movies…

February 11th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Jack

  • Alright, it’s not News Askew really, but after yesterday’s Clerks story, we thought you might want to know what the TOP 20 Guy movies were from that article. Well, at least WE did. Here they are, Maxim Magazine’s Top 20 Guy Movies of All Time:
 1.Slap Shot
 2.The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
 3.National Lampoon’s Animal House
 4.Terminator/Terminator 2: Judgment Day
 5.Die Hard
 6.Stripes
 7.Caddyshack
 8.Goodfellas
 9.Dirty Harry
10.The Godfather/The Godfather: Part II
11.Pulp Fiction
12.The Blues Brothers
13.The Longest Yard
14.Rocky
15.Diner
16.Scarface
17.The Wild Bunch
18.Every Bond Movie except Never Say Never Again
19.The Deer Hunter
20.Swingers

SNL Transcript…

February 10th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Erica

  • The lovely Linda Fiorentino got some screentime during the Espys last night (on ESPN), and here’s what came out of it:
Actress Linda Fiorentino, who will star in the upcoming Kevin Smith movie “Dogma” with Chris Rock and Matt Damon, confessed that she is a hoops junkie. “I am the biggest basketball fan,” said Fiorentino, who refereed the celebrity game on does good? Me! I’m happy when I do good. People say,” Oh, you’rejust jealous.” So what? What’s wrong with that? Jealousy started thiscountry. People were jealous that the Indians had a beautiful country andthey came over and took it.Plus, here’s the part that pisses me off, you have the two bestfriends…Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, you know they wrote the movietogether, Good Will Hunting.But you know it was Ben Affleck that did the typing while Matt Damon was onthe bed doing hammer curls. Or did you see Affleck hunched over thecomputer like Ben Kingsley in Schlinder’s List, you know, while thearrogant two ton Matt Damon, the spawn of beer hall facism and Syd Field’sscreen writing books, sits on his balcony like Ralph Fiennes, in hisbathrobe shooting at people. Allright, obviously there is a problem thatneeds to be dealt with here and I don’t know if it’s mine. It seems to beMatt Damon’s from where I’m sitting. We’ll get back to him later.

So then he continues with the weekly newsThen he pulls out a home made poster with a picture of Hitler in the middleand he has him arm around a cut out of Matt.

Quinn : Here’s what I did, I finally figured it out. I had a little time yesterday.I made a little collage…worked through some of the emotions that me andMatt are going through. I’ve broken it down, as you see we have a collageof some of the atrocities that Matt might have committed in another timeand place. Matt we need to talk!!

Wow, that’s some rant there. We’ll hafta look for it in a rerun.

National Enquirer Transcript…

February 10th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Chris Brandes

  • Here’s the complete text from ‘Mike Walker’s Behind the Scenes’ column in the National Enquirer that we mentioned yesterday, concerning Ben Affleck:
Maybe that red-hot romance between Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck isn’t so hot after all.

The ‘Good Will Hunting’ hunk was hunting for a date while cruising around Hollywood – he slammed on his brakes when he spotted a comely young lass in a crosswalk and asked her out on the spot!

Good news, Gwyneth – the gal gave Ben the brush-off.

Ah, those tabloids. Gotta love ’em.

Site Update…

February 10th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • NOTE: The counter we created for this page and all subpages continues to be problematic. It will be fixed as soon as possible. Also, if you experience any slowness or refused connections with the new site, could you please let us know? Thanks.

Also, please take notice of our new Oni Press Comics section in the features. Right now, this section contains three exclusive shots from the new Clerks comic, in stores on February 18th. Watch this page for all the latest exclusives, directly from Oni Press, before anyone else has got ’em.

Will Hunting Grabs 9 Nominations!

February 10th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • News Askew would like to be the first to congratulate Ben Affleck & Matt Damon on their mind-boggling 9 Oscar nominations for “Good Will Hunting”. Good luck, guys! This is the big one. The announcements, which took place at 8:30 AM EST this morning, notsurprisingly, gave top honors to “Titanic”, with 14 nominations, including best picture and director. The full list of nominees can be viewed HERE, on our local, easy-to-read nomination wrap-up. The Oscars will air on ABC on March 23.
Matt Damon – Performance by an actor in a leading role
Robin Williams – Performance by an actor in a supporting role
Minnie Driver – Performance by an actress in a supporting role
Directing
Film editing
Original dramatic score
Original song
Best picture
Screenplay written directly for the screen

Cinescape “Superman” News…

February 10th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Fake Shemp

  • We were informed of this little teaser from a story appearing in the new issue of Cinescape (a kick-ass movie magazine). Seems like they are going to run a huge story on the plight of “Superman Lives”. Here’s a taste for you until we get the whole story…
Warner Execs Toying With Superman?

Cinescape Online breaks with a full-length feature on the behind-the-scenes struggle to bring one of the most anticipated remakes in years to life. Superman Lives screenwriter Kevin Smith speaks with Edward Gross about his contributions to the troubled film and the battles he waged to keep the spirit of Superman intact, while executives pondered nothing but merchandising as far as the eye could see. While the full story of what’s happening won’t be published until this site is activated on February 23, here are two comments from Smith:

“There’s a scene [in my script] where Superman and Lois are on Mt. Rushmore,” explains Kevin Smith. “[It’s] probably the best dialogue scene in the movie because it really sets up the disparity in their relationship. I was told the scene had to be cut because the script was too long. I said, ‘Look, you’re insane. We can lose some lines, but don’t cut that scene, it’s the heart of the picture,'” Smith remembers.

“We fought about it and I almost quit twice. I hate to be a prima donna, but you can’t sacrifice story in favor of page count. The flight between Superman and Lois Lane in the first movie was everything, it really brought it home. You WERE Lois Lane in that scene. They said, ‘Kevin, what you don’t understand is that this is a corporate movie. It doesn’t matter how good the dialogue is between Lois and Clark, it’s about how many toys we can sell.’ That was just a real soul-killer, man. Sell all the toys you want, but tell a good story in the process.”

The Espys…

February 10th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Ring

  • The lovely Linda Fiorentino got some screentime during the Espys last night (on ESPN), and here’s what came out of it:
Actress Linda Fiorentino, who will star in the upcoming Kevin Smith movie “Dogma” with Chris Rock and Matt Damon, confessed that she is a hoops junkie. “I am the biggest basketball fan,” said Fiorentino, who refereed the celebrity game on NBA All-Star Saturday. “I was very athletic as a kid and played basketball all the time.”

Even though she attended Sunday’s NBA All-Star Game, she wasn’t all that impressed.

“I would rather see a real game. That game is for the guys, not for the fans.”

It’s nice to see Dogma getting some press, even before filming has commenced. We have a feeling that we’re only going to get busier in the coming months…

Coke Commercials Air

February 9th, 1998 @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We haven’t seen them yet, but folks are starting to see Kevin’s Coke ads on the air. We hope that Ming or someone will post them soon. We’ll let you know and have a link if and when that happens, or more details if we get lucky and catch the ads. But with running NewsAskew lately, who’s had time for TV?