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Kev At The Event Forum…

June 16th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Changa

  • As we said (although too late due to the couple hours of downtime yesterday), Kevin did indeed make a quick appearance at the Event Comics web forum last night with this post (he’s EVERYWHERE!):
Subject: These guys touched me wrong!

Never…NEVER…come to Event/Marvel offices. These cocksuckers go for the brown at every given opportunity. I felt like a secretary getting chased around the desk(when I wasn’t getting pitched on any number of ‘Painkiller Jane’ projects, eg.-‘Jane and Silent Bob’)

That being said, I’ve seen some pages from the ‘DD’ book(pencils and inks); and let me tell you something: this book WILL fly off the damn shelves. Make sure to get in there early, and buy your copy(don’t be buying multiple copies, you speculating fucks! Leave some copies for the eight and nine year olds). We now return to the Jimmy and Joe Freakshow, already in progress.

He’s Baaaaaaaaack…

June 16th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

Lots of questions were answered…Concerning the rumors on Dogma‘s censorship: “News to me.”. Stash swag signing will resume shortly. On Dogma’s release date: “The earliest projections on release have always been December, but it remains to be seen whether that holds true or not, based on how long it takes to edit the piece (and to save the detractors some time: “… of shit,”).”.

Kevin also made 2 posts we’d like to quote completely, one of which on the latest happenings, and another which featured a proposal to end the problem of assholes invading the WWWBoard. Here they are:

After a not entirely restful respite, I’ve returned. San Fran was fun, LA was interesting, but Red Bank…

Well, it’s home.

On the morrow, we start shaping the beast.

I spent the day in the city with Joe and Jimmy, interviewing with Wizard and going over ‘Daredevil’ stuff. If you’re not a reader of comics, I’d urge you to pick the title up in September – it’s something of a departure for me.

Also, if you haven’t seen Ben’s Details interview, it’s worth a read.

The issue of Wizard that comes out this Wednesday is chok-a-block full of all things Askew, including both the ‘Clerks’ and ‘Oni Double Feature’ books making it onto the hallowed Top Ten list, a pic of Mewes and me at the San Diego Con last year, and a place on the ’25 Most Important Folks in Comics’ list for yours truly.

On this brouhaha over the alleged ‘Dogma’ censorship…

Well, it’s news to me.

I hope to be around a bit more regularly now, to answer the odd query and let you know how the editing fares. Stick around.

So this board – indeed, this website – is heavily trafficed (trafficked?), and will only become moreso in the coming months. And while flamers have been a way of life since as far back as I can remember around these parts, it’s always been policy to respect even the most insulting opinions of others.

However…

The bile of some invariably winds up filling this board with ardent defenders, who are then dissed further by the flamers, who are then responded to by the fans, who are then dubbed any number of variations of ‘gay’ by the folks who hate what I’ve done, etc., etc.

And at the end of the day, I’m handed a bill that’s always very high anyway, but I scratch my head wondering why I’ve gotta cough up coin to essentially watch folks with differing takes on a subject engage in hateful slander, simply because they don’t see eye-to-eye. And while it’s not like I’m driven to the poor house by these antics, the principal (principle?) of supporting this type of all-around negativity (because, in the end, it goes both ways) by shelling out for it saddens me.

So here’s what we’re thinking of doing:

Basically, anyone who wants to read/lurk/scoff-to-themselves would be able to continue to do so, however actually posting would be limited to folks who join the site.

What does this mean?

Well, quite frankly, it means creating membership for the board. Said membership would require a credit card (or check or money-order). We’d charge a nominal fee (let’s say ten bucks), for which you’d receive access to post on the board, and a members-only t-shirt or hat or something.

The other board would remain free, as (while I never go there myself) I’m told flame wars and whatnot don’t really ignite there (makes sense, as – again – I’m never there to offend, and then, in turn, be defended).

I know the first thought is “He’s trying to bilk us out of more hard-earned cash, the greedy fuck!” to which I say, “Not so.” The nominal fee would be enough to cover the production of a shirt, with little to no markup (and name me another place – other than K-Mart – where you can get a printed t-shirt for ten bucks). This is not an exercise in profit – it’s an exercise in order and an effort to diminish just the smallest fraction of discord in the world… even if it’s just in my little corner of it.

To recap: the idea is anyone can read the board, but only members can post.

As always, your thoughts would be appreciated.

Okay, here’s our opinion on the $10 (or so) fee for WWWBoard access. GO FOR IT. We’re all for it. Lurking is free, so folks who just like to read can’t complain, and for the $10, you’re not only assured a moron-free area for unlimited posting at your leisure, but you’ll get a cool T-shirt to boot (if Kev’s plan comes to fruition). Anyone who digs the idea, be sure to let Kevin know on the board…Or, if ya hate it, we’re sure he’d like to hear that as well. Thumbs up from us, though, for sure.

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  • Check out this nifty Armageddon ad from Sweden, courtesy of the Dark Horizons website. Also, did ya hear the rumor that Bruce asked Ben to be in Die Hard 4??? You heard it here first.
  • Speaking of Ben, the speculation’s been there, and it appears to have been confirmed, at least by the Internet Movie Database: He appears in the epic “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” as Basketball Player #10. The sky was the limit from there.
  • Finally today, word comes to us that Cosmo (we swear, we only look at the covers) rates “Chasing Amy” as one of the Best Independent Films Of All Time:
Chasing Amy (1997) – A comic book artist (Ben Affleck) meets the girl of his dreams (Joey Lauren Adams). The only problem? She goes for girls.”