Archive for July 31st, 1998

Jay & Bob Figures: Feature List!

July 31st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Ryan & Joe Nozemack

  • First of all, to follow up on yesterday’s rumors, Joe from Oni tells us that Jay & Silent Bob #2 will most likely not hit your comic shop shelves until the end of August. We’ll try to have some early shots of the books and stay on top of the release date, as always.

    Joe also assures us that the Jay & Silent Bob figures are running right on schedule to arrive in shops across the country this October. And you’re gonna WANT these guys. Check out this feature list!

      Jay & Silent Bob Action FiguresJAY

      – 8 inches tall
      – Voice Chips containing 6 original soundbites by Jason Mewes (Batteries Included)
      – 16 points of articulation
      – Real synthetic hair
      – Krypto the stoner-boner dog
      – Accessories Include:

        – 2 interchangeable hands
        – Magical mystical bong
        – Herbal “stash” baggie
        – 6 interchangeable shirt decals

      SILENT BOB

      – 8 inches tall
      – Button to talk (But he ain’t got nothin to say! Hilarious.)
      – 12 points of articulation
      – Genuine synthetic hair
      – Jay & Silent bob 16 page mini-comic from Oni Press
      – Accessories Inclue:

        -2 additional interchangeable hands
        – 6 pack of brew (minus two cans)
        – Already opened carton of smokes
        – Two top-secret blueprints
        – Flight goggles

    Jay & Silent Bob will ONLY be sold as a set together, with each individually numbered. The price? $39.95. Trust us. Worth every penny. These guys will probably sell like hotcakes and become collector’s items in no time flat.

  • Ate My Balls Strikes Again…

    July 31st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Finally, to end the update on a whimsical note…It seems that another of the “…Ate My Balls” devotees have decided to set up a page on, you guessed it…Ben Affleck. We hafta admit the aptly named “Ben Affleck Ate My Balls” page, while sophomoric as usual, make us chuckle out loud. And these pages are always a nice (yet warped) form of flattery and admiration. Check it out for a laugh today. Thanks to “The Darkside” for the heads-up.