• A bit of an explanation for those of you wondering where your Clerks DVDs might be — Seems that Buena Vista didn’t anticipate the high demand for the disc and, even though a TON of us pre-ordered, discs aren’t being supplied to the online outlets as fast as we’d like — Many folks have received their discs, many have not. We’re told they’re being shipped in turn and, unfortunately, didn’t pre-order as soon as many of you, so we’re without the disc as well.

From what we’ve heard the disc is the exact same as the laser in most respects, which we have, but are holding off on a review until we have the chance to sit down with it and analyze it closely. We promise that, as soon as that as well as our preview copy of Mallrats (yep, still in the mail as well) arrive, we’ll have some very nice, detailed reviews of the discs online for your viewing pleasure. Stay tuned.

• Just to clear up the DareDevil info from yesterday, Kev’s return to the book will be after a total of TEN issues’ absence — six by David Mack, and then four by Bob Gale. This means that the Man’s second run will begin with #19, rather than #13, as the scoop may have implied. Hope we didn’t confuse ya! We say buy them all, it’s going to be an outstanding series.
• A very small Askew sighting from overseas: There’s an indie film from a hot first time writer/director over there about British club culture called “Human Traffic”. On the wall of the main character’s bedroom is a “Clerks” poster! We hear the film has a Clerks-like feel to it, so this must be an homage of sorts. Cool. We’ll keep our eyes open for this guy.
• We hear there’s a nice little article in an area Red Bank paper today that discusses Kevin’s parents and their home. By the way, we hear Mr. & Mrs. Smith happen to be News Askew readers as well — Hi folks!

• Okay, we know this is off topic, but dammit, it’s our site, and a slow news day, so we’re gonna talk about it anyway. The South Park movie. It wasn’t as good as we’d expected…IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER! Not only did Matt & Trey make a film that, on the surface, is one of the raunchiest flicks to ever come out of Hollywood, they also cleverly stuck some messages underneath it all. It really is amazing to see the South Park movie getting the same treatment as the Terrance & Philip movie-in-the-movie received. Like they had it planned all along. Oh, and the songs are, for the most part, very catchy tunes as well! We live in a fairly rural, out of the way town, and audiences were still howling with laugher, even APPLAUSE, on countless occasions.

While SP gets the some of the highest critical reviews of the year thus far, that OTHER film that opened yesterday is getting the WORST. Guess Jon Peters and his beloved giant spider weren’t a magic combination, after all.

Anyway, Get out and see South Park with a crowd, folks. You’ll miss half of the film as it gets drowned out by laughter, but you’ll have a fantastic time.

Oh, and speaking of the South Park film, Happy Canada Day to our viewers from the Great White North. What a wonderful gift us Americans have given them by releasing the film yesterday, huh?

We now return you to our regularly schedules News Askew programming.

• Graphitti Designs has revealed even MORE super cool Dogma swag, coming soon to a store near you…And wow, this stuff rocks:

1) Dogma Logo T-Shirt – “The stage has been set for the October movie release with the Dogma Logo T-Shirt. Screenprinted in white on a black 100% cotton shirt, this is your chance to spread the word about Jay & Silent Bob’s choice for the best movie of the year.” [Here’s the kicker: It’s a black shirt with a simple white “Dogma” logoon it, that looks EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE WE CREATED FOR DOGMA:RC! Have WE inadvertently designed what will soon be Dogma’sofficial logo?!?! Wow. We’ll expect royalties. Small, unmarked bills please.]

2) Catholicism Wow T-Shirt – “Jump start your congregation and hop on the hippest campaign ever with the new “Catholicism Wow” t-shirt. Features a multi-colored design sanctioned by Cardinal Glick, screenprinted on a white 100% cotton shirt. Catch the Jay & Silent Bob comic, issue #4, which will clue you in more about what this new religious phenomenon is about.”

By the way, if ANYONE involved with Graphitti reads us, please drop us a line! We’d love to get some preview copies of this stuff, even just some better scans, in order to help us better evaluate and promote the stuff for the masses.