Archive for February 20th, 2000

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February 20th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Jess, Allan, Jcoffey, Joltman, Tim Mooney, Phil Newton & Chris Thilk

  • AICN (who we hear are in a bit of trouble over that Oscar gag) ran a story from a scooper who also sent us some info onthe screening of the first 2 Clerks TCS episodes late last week. Check it out if ya dare, but we warn ya there ARE some spoilers in there! It may be better to wait and enjoy the shows on your own. We are toying with the idea of adding more detailed descriptions we’ve got to our Clerks TCS page as well, but aren’t sure we wanna risk ruining any surprises yet. At any rate, sit tight, the shows will be worth the wait, we know it!
  • Another chance to play that Dogma drinking game…This time in Portland, Oregon at the Bagdad Theater Brewpub from Friday 2/18 to Thurssay 2/24 at 8:00 PM. 3 bucks gets ya in. Bring your beer money.
  • Dogma has conquered yet another country…Thailand!!! The flick’s now hit theaters over there, and ads are running in local papers. Here’s a taste of a review from a paper called THE NATION. Seems they were a bit lukewarm on the flick. It’s just interesting to hear what they saw anyway, even though they didn’t seem to like the flick:
DOGMA, a Catholic-baiting, wildly irreverent comedy from director Kevin Smith, is like PRIEST, THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST and other works that have left the pious riled and spluttering. It’s both sacred and profane. A series of hilarious disclaimers set the tone of the film.

Overall, it is an ultimately sanctimonious fable about a ragtag assortment of humans and celestial beings who strive to prevent a pair of fallen angels from reentering paradise via a loophole in Church dogma. Should the renegade seraphim succeed, humankind is toast. Cut out the film’s obscenity, violence and purposeful, parochial button-pushing, and what’s left is a Catholic schoolboy’s adolescent, though wholly sincere, rebellion against the rigidity of religious doctrine.

But Smith, who previously directed CLERKS, is by no means in a league with the stylish, savagely unorthodox filmmaker Luis Bunuel. He’s a true believer who came of age during the ascendancy of Beavis and Butthead.

For a while, the film is screamingly funny, but the further it goes, the more muddled the narrative becomes. Originally three hours long, the story may well have been more coherent before Smith made an hour’s worth of cuts. But despite the frantic pacing and antic performances, it begins to stall in the middle of the second act when the silliness is supplanted by preachiness, the tone becomes needlessly dark, and characters who do not seem so inclined become gratuitously violent.

Though lumbering and overwrought, Smith’s DOGMA sometimes succeeds thanks to his unpredictable imagination. But perhaps the main problem is that it is grounded in his mantra as professed by the Muse in the film: “It doesn’t matter what you have faith in – just that you have faith.” Ooohh. Something tells me he’s not about to win any new converts.

  • Finally today, an article from the Arizona Republic talks about Ben Affleck and ultimately Kev & View Askew’s exposure on the web (though they didn’t talk about us, dagnabbit!!!). Check it out HERE.

See ya next time…

Affleck on SNL…

February 20th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Ben just finished up his hosting gig on SNL tonight and did a fantastic job. Gwyneth appeared for the monologue (The WHOLE monologue)…Affleck played himself PLAYING Matt Damon “Ripley”-style, one of those over-quoted movie critics (a dead on impression) and lots more. We thought Kev or Jay might show up somewhere, but we assume Kev is just there to hang out and enjoy the festivities. About 10 minutes to go in the show, so we figured it’d be a good time to post the update. For the first time we’ve checked out SNL in a while, it seems like a pretty decent show, though it still seems the players have lost a bit of that luster that the old casts had. Then again, that always seems to happen and then we warm up to them later. Or maybe it’s just late and this isn’t making sense! At any rate, Ben seemed right at home. A fine fine hosting job indeed.

Commentary…

February 20th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Hey there everyone. We hope you’re having a wonderful weekend. Been a good one ’round these parts. Dug out from the big snowstorm, wasn’t as bad as they said, but still, enough is enough! We had our fair share here in good ‘ol Pennsylvania this year. Caught “Pitch Black” tonight…Really fun flick. If ya go in expecting a chessy little sci-fi, ya won’t be disappointed. We’re big “Aliens” fans and, if you’re gonna do a knockoff of that type flick, this isn’t bad at all (on a much smaller scale, granted, but still). I got carded at the liquor store today, too. Man oh man is that ever a good feeling! Must have been the hat or something.

By the way, if anyone out there has an old DirecTV system they don’t use anymore, and wants to get rid of it, drop me a line if you wouldn’t mind. I may take it off your hands.

Alright, we’ve got some newsbites for ya, a brand new poll topic (really interesting results from last week’s poll again too, read them on the Poll Results page), and of course the latest from the just-airing Ben Affleck SNL gig! Let’s rock and roll: