BACKTALK : What’s it like being immortalized in plastic?
KEVIN SMITH : It’s pretty hot. It’s kinda mind-bending too, ’cause look at me – I’m the least active person on the planet. Having an action figure is kinda humorous.

BACKTALK : Did you have a favorite toy growing up?
KEVIN SMITH : I was a big Star Wars guy. I had every figure they made. I had the AT-AT, Millennium Falcon, X-Wing, Star Destroyer, Sand Crawler – all the stuff. I was hard-core.

BACKTALK : Silent Bob and Malibu Barbie in the Barbie Dream House: What happens?
KEVIN SMITH : Ahhh…probably nothing. I’m married in real life, and even that would feel like cheating to me. Sorry.

BACKTALK : Any downside to having an action figure made of you?
KEVIN SMITH : Somebody could take your figure and create a heinous little porno with it and post it online. It hasn’t happened yet, but I guess it could.

BACKTALK : Now that we’ve published this, it probably will.
KEVIN SMITH : Yeah. Sh**. I guess I’d look at it with curiosity and interest. But also mild disgust.