Archive for October, 2003

View Askew NewsBites™

October 30th @ 9:48 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Anthony Teofilo, SOYP, Douglas Fir, Robert Getz, Randy Staton

  • Just a few quickies today. First and foremost, Antony’s huge Stash Bash report with a ton of beautiful new photos is up and available as part of his Renaissance Man series over at MoviePoopShoot. Don’t miss it.
  • Here’s the latest article regarding that Clerks play that was being staged in Bakersfield, CA:
License issue stops ‘Clerks’ in tracks
By DANIELLE C. BELTON, Californian entertainment writer
The Man has apparently shut down The Empty Space’s exercise in vulgarity that was the Kevin Smith classic “Clerks.”
Licensing woes have temporarily closed what was a wonderfully disgusting play based on Smith’s first film, “Clerks.” The black-and-white movie told the story of convenience store lackey, Dante Hicks, and one tumultuous day in his life, marked with angry girlfriends and moronic customers.
Roger Mathey who adapted and directed the show thought he followed the right legal protocol to get Jay and Silent Bob to wax profane live in Bakersfield, but it seems that while he got permission from Miramax to use the script, he still needed an OK from Smith himself to play his doppelganger.
“It’s unfortunate,” said Jeff Lepine, The Empty Space’s executive director. “In the future we hope to continue on doing it.”
Mathey called it a case of “Hollywood Law.” He said he was surprised to receive a letter from Kevin Smith’s lawyer asking him to stop performing “characters” that were the property of Smith. While Miramax seems to have rights to the script, Smith owns the character rights to Jay and Silent Bob and their likenesses, and as any Smith film lover knows there is no Kevin Smith film without Jay and Silent Bob.
Bob, played by Smith himself, and Jay, played by Jason Mewes, are two slacker drug dealers. Jay never shuts up and Bob is as his name says, silent.
Mathey said Smith’s attorney was concerned about people appropriating Smith’s characters, defaming them, or profiting from them without the permission of Smith himself.
Mathey said he understands Smith’s concerns, but said his production is in honor of the filmmaker and his tawdry characters. Mathey even bears an unnatural resemblance to Smith and plays Silent Bob in the Empty Space production.
“We’re not mocking (Jay and Bob),” Mathey said. “We’re a tribute to them.”
Mathey hopes to get this matter cleared up. He’s been in direct talks with Smith’s lawyer and might even get a meeting with the cult film director in order to reassure him that his production of “Clerks” is short on money-making, but big on love.
But despite losing their late-night production for the month of October, the good-natured po’ folks at The Space hold no ill will toward Smith’s attorneys who are just protecting the director from poachers wanting to make a quick buck off his hard work.
“Hopefully Roger Mathey will get a meeting with Kevin Smith,” Lepine said. “We understand where Kevin Smith is coming from.”
  • It’s not a View Askew film by any means, but a few bits of Kevin’s diaglogue made it into “Overnight Delivery” (a film process which Kevin spins a good yarn about from time to time in Q&A’s). According to dvdfile.com, New Line will be releasing the film on DVD on January 20th. A bare bones release, it will include anamorphic widescreen and full screen transfers, English Dolby 5.1 and 2.0 surround tracks and no extras. Retail is $19.95.
  • And finally today, some campus screening opportunities at Michigan State. At the Campus Center cinemas, for 3 consecutive weekends, starting on the weekend of November 7-9, they will be showing a Kevin Smith film every night for the entire weekend. Week 1: Clerks. Week 2: Mallrats. Week 3: Dogma. Click here for their schedule. It’s free for students with a valid campus ID. Each student can bring only one guest, so you gotta know an MSU student to attend. Enjoy, and we’ll see ya next time.

Pansonic Ad Available Here!

October 29th @ 10:15 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Ed Chen

  • We’ve finally got a full video capture of Kevin’s Panasonic DVD recorder ad for your viewing pleasure. The clip is being served right here at the News Askew server, and runs around 3 megs in size, so it shouldn’t bog things down too much. Enjoy.

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October 29th @ 10:14 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Rickets, Frank Visconti, JulianDT, Patrick Mirza, Scott Armstrong, Ralphy

  • Just a few small items for ya today in addition to the commercial. First off, check AICN for a small Stash Bash 2 wrapup and Jersey Girl story. Very minor spoilers, and positive comments about the film. Don’t forget to visit our wrapup page for lots more.
  • DavisDVD has a first look at the DVD cover for “Comic Book: The Movie” (featuring a cartoonish Kevin face!).
  • Jim Carrey has signed onto “Six Million Dollar Man” for Dimension, which is to be written and directed by Todd Phillips. No word on if any aspects of Kevin’s script for the film from many years back will be used. Variety reports:
A long-in-development feature-film adaptation of the ABC TV series THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN has finally gotten off-the-ground thanks to Jim Carrey. The actor and his crew had the idea to turn blend their idea for an action movie spoof with SIX MILLION and turned to OLD SCHOOL director Todd Phillips and writer Scot Armstrong to team on the film for Dimension. Only recently did the project turn into a comedy – it was previously a big-budget action film, just the thing Carrey wants to spoof. The project has been around for some time going back as far as the mid/late-90s and a Kevin Smith draft of the script (that you can check out right here http://www.joblo.com/moviescripts18.htm in the JoBlo script archives). Phillips and Armstrong will begin writing the script as soon as the finish their next project SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS, also for Dimension. Filming on SIX MILLION is expected to get underway in fall of 2004 after Carrey wraps FUN WITH DICK AND JANE and Philliips SCOUNDRELS. Next for Carrey is a starring role in LEMONY SNICKET’S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, which begins filming later this month, and a starring role in ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS mind, set for release early in 2004. Phillips is currently in post-production on STARSKY AND HUTCH with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, which is set for a spring 2004 release.

  • Jay & Silent Bob have been spotted in “The Picture of Everything”, a huge web drawing which basically strives to be, well, a picture of everything. Here’s a small portion in which they’re included, see if you can track them down in the full size one! Adios amigos.

Stash Bash 2: The Aftermath!

October 27th @ 7:49 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • This shot (thanks to Dean) from the StashCam over Bash weekend says it all — Intense! Kevin, Jay, Walt, Bry, and surprise guest Brian O’Halloran signed the weekend away, took photos, and wowed them all. News Askew is recapping the best stories and photos from the event, so be sure to send them to us, along with your photos. New stuff is being added all the time, so be sure and pop by from time to time to spot the new stuff. With such a varied event, there’s stories to tell from the Stash, both inside and out, the bowling alley, and everything in between.

We hope everyone had a good time in Red Bank, and made it home safely after your weekends. It’s always such a huge anticipation getting these events set up, and a little sad when they’re over. Let’s hope that View Askew fans can have another opportunity to get together again soon — Who wants to host the next party? We’re there.

Have Fun @ Da Bash!

October 23rd @ 10:22 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • As this will likely be the last update here at NA before Stash Bash 2, we’d like to wish everyone a safe trip into Red Bank and a great time at the party. If you choose to drink (alchohol, that is…) at the bowling alley party, as Kevin has asked, please do it responsibly and remember who this event was set up to honor. So take it easy, folks. But have fun, of course.
    Weather in Red Bank over the weekend is looking to be rain-free, which is nice, with temps in the high 50’s to low 60’s. So, you’ll likely want a pair of jeans or something similar on, along with a long-sleeved shirt of some kind, and a jacket if you plan to be out and about in the evening hours. Of course, we’re not your mothers, so dress your damn selves. But be smart about it, as we expect there will be some “outdoor time”, at least as you line up to get into the Stash for your alloted time slot.
    This event was painstakingly set up and organized by Ming, Kevin, and a lot of other folks, so please be polite, courteous, and stick to your allotted timeslot. Don’t make it tough on the folks running the event, enjoy your hour inside, then let everyone else have a turn. An hour of time per 30 folks should allow everyone plenty of time to shop, chat, and get stuff signed until their heart’s content.
    Have a blast at Stash Bash 2, and for those of you who can’t attend, expect a report and photos here at News Askew over the weekend.

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October 23rd @ 10:22 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ryan Kern, Greg Trawinski, Robert Rigdon

  • DVDFile.com is reporting that “Comic Book: The Movie” (in which Kevin cameos) will hit DVD on December 16th. Among the special features is “additional interviews with Stan Lee, Kevin Smith, High Hefner and Bruce Campbell.”
  • Disney has jumped ship on what sounded like a very interesting flick for Affleck, “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”. Hopefully, another studio will pick this one up.
  • Scott Kurtz, creator of the popular web comic “PVP” , is obviously a View Askew fan, as he’s posted a photo of some Clerks inaction figures in his cell phone photo gallery. Scott’s PVP book is now being published by Image.

Askew’s Brian Lynch To Write For Spidey…

October 22nd @ 7:55 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Matt Booker, AllentownMike

  • A congratulations to View Askew’s own Brian Lynch for landing a new writing gig on Unlimited Spider Man for Marvel! Fans know Lynch for having the only currently-unreleased and less seen (but incredibly funny) View Askew flick, “Big Helium Dog”. Of course, Brian’s been keeping busy doing a ton of scriptwriting and with his weekly Monkey Man column over at the ‘Shoot, as well.
MARVEL’S NEW ‘UNLIMITED’ CREATORS
…First up, a View Askew.com homeboy done good – Brian Lynch, who’s Monkey Man strip appears weekly on Newsarama’s sister site, www.moviepoopshoot.com.
“I had just finished writing a really good “stoned guy hits his head on something” joke for Scary Movie 3 when my managers called me to say Marvel Comics wanted to find screenwriters looking to also work in comics,” Lynch explained. “I did, and Marvel asked me to submit a treatment for a character they were looking to relaunch. I wrote this really goofy six-issue arc that I was really proud of, they read it and liked it but decided to go in a grittier direction with the book, but told me they’d be on the look out for anything I might click with. There were a couple more near-misses, and I was starting to worry nothing was clicking, but a few days later, Teresa contacted me and told me about the Unlimited books. I wrote up a list of ideas, Teresa picked her three favorites, I wrote two of them, one of them was the Spider-Man story that will appear in January. They like the other one too, hopefully it’ll pop up somewhere.”

Thanks to Newsarama for the story. Big Helium Dog, by the way, you’ll all finally be able to see. Soon.

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October 22nd @ 7:54 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Matthew Maust, Jeremy Carlson, Robert Getz, Chimezatmidnight, Donald Hawkins, Andrew Hill, Mike Goldberg, Gary Anderson, Darren Parker

  • We missed Kevin’s update in his string of posts, but he did indeed confirm that Part 2 of the New Jersey Roadside Attractions will air on The Tonight Show on November 14th. We assume Kevin will be on hand to introduce and give a couple of chuckles, as always.
  • Upcoming Pay TV Askew: Clerks will be on HBO Comedy this Thursday night(or Friday morning) at 1:10 AM. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back will air on Showtime 2 this Thursday night at 11:35 PM. Check your local listings, times vary depending on your zone.

  • There’s been another of them-thar Buddy Christ spottings: This time on the just-released “Rush In Rio” concert DVD. Among the toys and other doo-dads displayed on top of the band’s equipment was our familiar-looking fellow. He’s between Alex Lifeson and Mr. Potato Head in the screen-grab you see here.
  • Alright, here’s the weird, wacky, and probably totally false (but you never know) update for today, courtesy of Australia’s “Herald Sun”, which does go a bit bonkers sometimes. Be sure and read to the end:
Q: What does Quentin Tarantino have in store for us after the two “Kill Bills”?

A: While on the promo trailer for “Kill Bill”, Tarantino has been talking up his World War 2 drama “Inglorious Bastards”, which was recently given the green light for shooting in mid-2004 after many years on the drawing board. The plot centres on a group of convicted US soldiers saved from execution by accepting a suicide mission behind enemy lines in central Europe. No casting moves as yet, but the buzz keeps throwing up names like Johnny Depp, Adam Sandler, Heath Ledger and “Jay & Silent Bob” legend Jason Mewes.

For people who want another mind-numbing piece of crap this week: Planet of the Apes (Special Edition) (2001)
The best story about this film belongs to Clerks director Kevin Smith, who, on his “An Evening with Kevin Smith” DVD, goes into detail about Tim Burton’s reaction to Smith’s noticing that the ending to Burton’s Planet of the Apes suspiciously echoes the ending of a comic book Smith wrote a few years prior. That story, nowhere to be found on this DVD, is quite literally the most interesting and entertaining thing involved in this movie. It is a terrible, terrible film. Rather than purchase this DVD, I recommend “An Evening with Kevin Smith.”
  • And on a somber note: Elliott Smith, who was nominated for an Academy Award for his song “Miss Misery” in Good Will Hunting, has died at age 34 of an apparent suicide. Deepest sympathies to his family, friends, and many fans.

The Latest Revelations From Kevin…

October 21st @ 11:13 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin made a brief appearance over the weekend for a little Q&A — Here’s the skinny on the latest projects and upcoming events from the man himself:
On Roadside Attractions, New Jersey, Part II: “First, second, or third week of November. I’m thinking the third week.”
On Mallrats Inaction Figure Stash Bash Availability: “The Stash is getting their shipment this week, I know that.”
On Stash Bash Swag: “I’ve seen the stuff, and it is, indeed, cool. Cheap, too.”
On us Seeing A View Askew Video Game: “Sooner or later, yes.”
On the Clerks 10th Anniversary DVD and Clerks: Sell Out (The Animated Film):“Moving along.”
On Jersey Girl’s Ad Campaign: “Lots and lots of Ben and the kid.”
On Having A Live Event For Clerks’ 10th Anniversary” “Yup.”

Kevin also revealed that a lead for “Fletch Won” has not yet been cast, and that the start of filming will of course depend on that happening first. He plans to include the book’s R-rated stuff, whether the film’s final cut lets that get through or not will of course remain to be seen.

Stash Bash Fever Grows!

October 21st @ 11:13 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • With the event just a few short days away, Stash Bash 2 fever is getting contagious! Stop by the View Askew WWWBoard, where many have been exchanging ride/carpool info, trading hotel rooms, setting up meeting times, and the like. Don’t just show up for your hour and then leave town! Take some time to look around, meet some fellow fans, and mingle! Chris will be there covering the event, so those of you who aren’t gonna be there (present company included) can enjoy photos and news from the big shindig.
    Don’t forget to check out Tours Askew for directions, maps, and other stuff to see in the Red Bank area. For many of you, we realize this will be your first trip in, and there’s certainly a lot of View Askew history to see. Have a great time at the bash!