I am a representative/agent writing on behalf of Vice-President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynn. Included below is a petition of thousands of hardworking Americans who want to see filmmaker Kevin Smith banned from the Tonight Show. To put it mildly, we are outaged that Jay Leno allows the anti-Catholic, vulgar mouthed filmmaker Kevin Smith to appear on his show as a “Roadside Attraction”. Kevin Smith is the maker of films like Clerks and Chasing Amy where he promotes promiscuity, homosexuality, anti-American sentiment and the destruction of the Catholic church. In Smith’s film “Dogma” he calls Jesus Christ “a ni***r”, makes the lead character the daughter of Christ (suggesting Christ had children!) and makes fun of religious people everywhere. We demand that you ban Kevin Smith from every appearing on the tonight show again. If you do not then we will urge the President not to appear on the Tonight this upcoming election year. We will also do our ! best to convince sponsors of the Tonight Show to drop their sponsorship of the Tonight Show. Kevin Smith is not even a popular celebrity, so Jay Leno can drop Kevin from the show without losing any ratings. We would like to be discreet about this warning to NBC. We do not plan to go the press…yet. And if someone at NBC tries to make this an issue with the White House then we will deny that we sent this email. We hope that this nice, subtle warning reaches the right person soon so we will not have to resort to an ugly showdown with NBC. We are asking for a simple favor. We have always been gracious to NBC and the Tonight Show so I think Mr.Leno owes us this one favor. Please do the right thing and ban Kevin Smith from the Tonight Show. Included below is a sample from a petition collected by Mr. Cheney’s wife Lynn of Americans who watch the tonight show. They also want to see the anti-catholic Kevin Smith banned from the Tonight Show. They have promised on this petition t! o boycott NBC and its sponsors if Jay Leno doesn’t ban Kevin Smith from the Tonight Show.

Sincerely,

Dick Cheney

Vice President of the United States of America

“God Bless America and mother Liberty!”