Archive for February, 2007

Kevin In “Total Film” Birthday Issue: ALL The Scans!

February 17th @ 12:33 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Martin Fleming, Matt Booker

  • it seems Kevin is staging a takeover on Brit magazines this month! He’s a guest editor in this month’s Total Film Birthday Issue (dated April 2007). Even cooler, this issue ALSO comes with a Clerks II DVD containing “Unseen Extras exclusive to Total Film”! On The DVD:

Clerks 2 VH1 Movie Special
Train Wrecks
– The Passion Of The Clerks: Back To The Well
– Day One
– Silent Movie
– 80s Ending
– Cannes 2006
Think Fast Music Video Competition Winner (this was a “make your own Clerks II video” contest we announced a while back)

Kevin Smith On…


Borat

Carry On Films

The Departed

Fight Club

Ghandi

Hi-Def

iPhone

Marie Antoinette

Hudsucker Proxy

Playstation 3

Mr & Mrs Smith

Wow. Anyone got a copy they can send us for the archives? This sounds like a keeper. Kevin comments on quite a few things in his guest editor spot throughout the issue, so we’ve got scans of anything he’s involved with above as part of this article. The entire DVD reviews section was edited by Kevin this month. Just click away for a better look. Most of Kevin’s thoughts are relayed in post-it note fashion, so direct your eyeballs that way. We’ve also included some shots of the DVD itself, a sure collectible for any View Askew fan.

View Askew NewsBites™

February 17th @ 12:33 am | No Comments » | Scooped by SideshowShan, Greg Trawinski, Maleah Dust, Marisa Eytalis

  • USA Today’s pop culture expert Whitney Matheson once again compliments Kevin in her latest column, this time citing his as one of the best celebrity websites out there:
Kevin Smith — The director makes tons of time for his fans, and he doesn’t hold back when it comes to his experiences in the business.
  • DVDFile reports that “Catch and Release” will hit DVD on May 8th. If you missed it in theaters, don’t miss it at home. It’s a fine film that was very well liked by fans and critics last month, and very much worth your valuable time. It plays well for extra viewings as well, so it’ll be a worthy purchase.
  • Jay takes onscreen kudos from that wonderful site The Shiznit as of the Top 10 Movie Drug Dealers:
5. JAY from the VIEW ASKEW movies

A small town dealer and Jersey born and bred, Jay is always representing out front of his local Quick Stop, pounds of pot in his pocket and eager to make a deal. Shit, give him your order and he’ll even sing you a song if you’re lucky, perhaps a number by his favourite band, “Morris Day and the motherfuckin’ Time” – clearly, years of being a mallrat have left his tiny mind in a musical muddle. Forever flanked by his hetero-lifemate Silent Bob, Jay has made quite a living shifting dope: together, the two clueless stoners saved up enough to buy the convenience store they were permanently attached to, on the proviso they were allowed to continue dealing outside – now that’s a sound business investment. Jay was pretty much a given to appear on this list, given actor Jason Mewes’ fearless method acting – he spent years hitting the crack pipe to research for the role.

Say what? “Fifty bucks little man / put that shit in my hand”

  • The “Clerks II” DVD was spotted in a recent Myspace ad for Blockbuster Total Access (in an animated “claw” game). Here’s a screengrab.

Brrrr! Icy!

February 14th @ 5:40 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We’re celebrating an icy Valentine’s Day here in the Northeast today, with snow and ice galore, hazardous roads, all that great stuff that comes with living in Pennsylvania. If you’re up here, be safe, and we hope you’re enjoying your Valentine’s Day. The weather hasn’t slowed down the news, with a potentially big announcement about a new project Kevin’s involved with, and some other newsbites of interest. So if you’re up here with us, keep warm, and enjoy your day with that special someone. Don’t have anyone and call yourself a V-day hater? Cuddle up with the latest news then, right here…

Kevin To Direct Pilot For CW Network!

February 14th @ 5:40 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris, Rich Drees

  • Today’s big “out of nowhere” news is that Kevin has signed on to direct a TV pilot. Normally we ignore surprise stuff like this, but the sources are two legit spots on the web, Cinematical and SlashFilm. The news is this: Kevin will direct a pilot episode for the CW network! The show is called “Reaper” and is billed as a comedic drama, though also seems to have a bit of supernatural overtones to it. We’re certainly intrigued. Let’s take a look at the stories as they ran today:
Kevin Smith Directing Satanic Television Pilot

Kevin Smith Directing Satanic Television Pilot

Right about now, all those people who were protesting the release of Kevin Smith’s religious comedy Dogma are probably shouting a collective “Ah-ha! We knew it!” Primarily known as a writer, director, and occasional star of motion pictures, Smith will direct the pilot episode of The Reaper for the CW Network, according to Production Weekly. The show is about a 21-year old slacker named Sam Oliver, who finds out that around the time of his birth, his parents sold his soul to the devil. Personally, I’m hoping this kid has his therapist on speed-dial. To repay the dept, Oliver must become a bounty hunter for Satan and track down souls that have escaped from hell.

The story — which reminds me a bit of the short-lived 1998-1999 TV series Brimstone — was written by Michele Fazekas and Tara Butters. The pilot will shoot for two weeks in Vancouver beginning March 12. This marks Smith’s second pilot episode in recent history, having shot Manchild for Showtime back in December. That production saw Smith in front of the camera rather than behind it, which seems to be be happening more and more often these days.


SLASHFILM – “Kevin Smith to direct Television Pilot”

Clerks director Kevin Smith has signed on to direct a pilot for the CW.

Reaper is a comedic drama following 21-year-old slacker Sam Oliver who learns that at birth his parents sold his soul to the devil (for what reason, we don’t yet know). Oliver must now pay back his debt by becoming a bounty hunter for Satan, retrieving souls that have escaped from hell.

I’m not sure what to think of this. The plot synopsis sounds interesting, but it could easily result in one of those bad CW series we’ve all become accustomed to.

This also marks the first time Smith will direct a project without having written the screenplay (or teleplay). I assume that he will touch up the final shooting script with his patented dialogue.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit writer/story editors Michele Fazekas (X-Files) and Tara Butters wrote the project. Shooting is planned for two weeks in Vancouver, beginning March 12th 2007. If it gets picked up, expect it to air in Fall 2007.

This is, as they say, a milestone, as it will indeed mark Kevin’s first directing effort where the material wasn’t scripted by him. The satanic headline Cinematical used seems a bit sensationalist, as genre shows are quite common these days, on all the networks. We’re onboard, and hope we might be lucky enough to see this pilot even if it doesn’t get picked up for air. We’ll certainly be watching this one anxiously, and will get you the latest news right here, at News Askew!

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February 14th @ 5:40 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Maleah Dust, Moveidude74, Speedy, Tim Davis, Greg Trawinski, Scott Fogg

  • The gang from “Clerks II” goes up against the badasses from “The Departed” via voting at the Movie Battle Royale Myspace page. We really dig that photo at the top.
  • A Clerks reference shows up today in the video podcast “Hockey Strike”. Not only do they have an obvious nod, in a Quick Stop scene, the episode, titled “Geek Hard” is a Die Hard spoof, and they also reference Veronica Mars season 2. Three references in there. Great taste for sure. It’s part two of a three part story that started two weeks ago. The show is HERE and The episode itself can be found HERE. Enjoy!
  • The trailer is up for the movie “Underdog”, in which Jason Lee provides the voice of the titular character. Check it out at the Disney website.
  • And finally today, we can all breathe a disdainful sigh today, as yes, Brandi is now off the market. Almost, anyway. Claire Forlani announced her engagement to Dougray Scott today, according to the IMDB:
British actors Dougray Scott and Claire Forlani are engaged and planning a wedding for later this year. Desperate Housewives star Scott, 41, and Meet Joe Black (Should be Mallrats!) beauty Forlani, 34, will marry at an as-yet-decided location in the UK. The pair met after being introduced by mutual friends. Scott says, “For a while I wasn’t sure if I wanted to get married again, but then I met the perfect woman. We’re going to get married in the UK this year. We don’t know where yet, but I’m sure it’ll be somewhere special.” Scott’s first marriage to casting director Sarah Trevis, with whom he has two children, ended in 2005, after five years together.

Guess Claire can’t be our Valentine. Thanks for stopping by today, and we’ll see you back soon.

SModcast Returns With Episode 2!

February 13th @ 3:49 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are back yet again, with the podcast that oozes coolness, SModcast. The guys yet again have some up-to-the-minute discussion on current events (and anything else that comes to mind), with a totally uncensored, brilliantly-produced FREE online podcast streaming to your computer or MP3 device of choice via the Quick Stop Entertainment website. Things get right off into R-rated territory today with a discussion of one of the more profane words here in the US and then directly into the death of Anna Nicole Smith (yet again proving that these guys are recording this stuff on the fly). The creative clippage returns to accompany Smith and Mosier, along with almost constant music throughout this one’s 46 minute runtime. Other topics include sex with celebrities, the Dogma shoot, crime in the city, and more. The runtime just flies on by again; these guys could talk all day long and remain compelling.

Here’s the official write-up:

SModcast 2: A Dubious Super-Power –

In which our heroes ponder about C U Next Tuesdays, discuss the death of a human train wreck, compare amateur porn to Elmo, create a platform for Walt Flanagan’s mayoral candidacy, contemplate dalliances with the famous, do bad Salma Hayek impressions, and discern exactly how spineless the fat one is as they relate tales of criminal victimization in major metropolitan areas.

Kevin’s tease over at the blogs for this was that he “Wussed Out In Front of Alanis”. Listen to SModcast to find out how, exclusively at our own beloved Quick Stop Entertainment. FREE!

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February 13th @ 3:49 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Josh Gilmore

  • Joblo.com has given Clerks II three award nominations in their yearly “Golden Schmoes” awards:
Best Comedy of the Year
Best DVD of the Year
Best T&A of the Year – Rosario Dawson

The official voting period runs from February 12 thu February 18, 2007. You can vote for your favorites at the official site.Winners will be announced on Monday, February 19, 2007. It’d be silly not to vote, folks!

  • And finally today, Kevin throws out a quote to debunk a rumor that yet another JAWS sequel would come direct to DVD:
“Allow me to debunk. I dropped an email to David Linde to ask if this was true, and he said folks are confused: there’s an HD “Jaws” DVD on its way, but no “Jaws 5? straight-to-DVD,” wrote Smith, who has referenced JAWS in almost every one of his films. “And if you can’t believe Universal’s top brass, who can you believe?”

The rumor came around amidst rumors that some other beloved flicks will see direct to video sequels, such as Gremlins and The Goonies. Let’s hope NONE of these come to fruition. Thanks to Slashfish. See ya next time!

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February 11th @ 3:11 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by PsycoMonkey42, Anthony McConnell, Matt Ford, Buck C, Maleah Dust

  • Kevin WILL guest co-host Ebert & Roeper At the Movies this coming Sunday, February 18th, this according to Roeper himself on this week’s episode. On their platter will be Chris Cooper in “Breach” and Drew Barrymore in “Music and Lyrics”. The syndicated show airs all over the dial next weekend, so check those local listings.
  • Check out some chances to vote for Clerks II in a couple of online polls over at Box Office Mojo. You can vote it as Best Sequel and one of the funniest films of 2006. Go vote!
  • The popular web-based movie rental service Netflix now offers “Vulgar” via streaming video. You can actually watch it online via their “Watch Now” feature. If you’ve yet to see the film, it’s a neat immediate way to check it out.

  • Here’s another fun little reference to Mallrats via JoBlo on this caption from “Pan’s Labyrinth”. The big JB does always throw those View Askew shout-outs around.
  • Here’s a couple light fringe Askew tidbits from Female First. First on the block, Affleck:
BEN AFFLECK was desperate to quit smoking after playing a chain-smoking bail bondsman in the new film SMOKIN’ ACES.

The 34-year-old was a regular smoker and had to increase his habit dramatically while making the movie.

He explains, “The whole week that I shot, I smoked, like, five packs a day.

“By the time the movie was over, I was so sick of smoking, I just didn’t want to do it anymore, and I quit.

And then there’s this one concerning Kevin getting Mrs. Affleck started on a bad habit of her own :

The ‘Alias’ star – who struggled to lose her post-baby weight after giving birth to her daughter Violet, her child with husband Ben Affleck – was taken for a McGriddle by her ‘Catch and Release’ co-star Kevin Smith, and now she can’t forget about how delicious the fast-food treat was.

A source said: “Jennifer has said the biggest, most indulgent onset romance of her career has been with the McGriddle. Kevin introduced her to it and now she can’t get them off her mind.”

  • And finally today, blogger Matt Ford thinks that the infomercial “Focus Factor” guy on TV has a striking resemblance to a longtime member of the View Askew family. Who, you may ask? Check out his blog! See ya next time, folks.

A NEW Kevin Interview From The UK!

February 8th @ 8:19 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Martin Fleming

  • Our good pal Martin from the UK checks in again with some great exclusive stuff — The popular UK magazine “DVD Review” runs a fresh interview with Kevin in their February 2007 issue, and we’ve got scans of the whole thing right here. As always, they put together a fantastic piece with nice photos and quotes throughout. As always, click the scans for super-sized versions of the pages for your reading enjoyment. The piece covers everything from Evening Harder, Jersey Girl, Clerks II, comics, horror flicks, and Kevin’s admiration of the work of Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg.

In the same issue Clerks X hits #26 in their “100 Greatest DVDs Of Our Lifetime” feature. Nice!

View Askew NewsBites™

February 8th @ 8:19 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Maleah Dust, Adam Bertocci

  • Kevin’s famous feud with film critic Joel Siegel made the LA Times’ revue (#9) of Hollywood feuds this year:
Siegel, the “Good Morning America” film critic, took exception to Kevin Smith’s “Clerks II,” and said so–in the middle of a media screening last summer. “Time to go!” he yelled, heading for the exit. Smith, right, attacked Siegel, left, via his blog, and the two exchanged more words the next day on the “Opie and Anthony” radio show.
  • Finally today, one fan tells us how “Dogma” changed his life via spiritual development in this online article. See ya next time!