Archive for March 6th, 2007

Kevin’s coming BACK TO THE UK!!!

March 6th @ 7:58 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Fantastic news for those of you in the UK and surrounding areas today: Due to high demand, and the high coolness factor of the fans over the pond, Kevin will be giving TWO encore Q&A appearances on Tuesday, April 3rd and Thursday April 5th, at the Prince Charles Cinema in London. Tickets are $60 (US) (£30.00 GBP). Here’s the details:

Good times for a change! Kevin Smith is coming to LONDON and here’s your chance to see him LIVE and IN PERSON! So get your hand off your willy, stop wanking to the photos in Page 3 and read on!

Kevin Smith will be appearing at the world famous Prince Charles Cinema in London for another round of his infamous live Q&A’s. For those of you who missed him the last 2 times and would have given all the Cadbury chocolates and Walkers crisps in England to see him again – here is your chance! Don’t delay!

The Details:

Dates: Tuesday April 3, 2007 (SOLD OUT) and Thursday, April 5, 2007.

Time: 7:00pm – 11:00pm (Timed so you can catch the last tube home.)

Location:Prince Charles Cinema
7 Leicester Place, London, England
(just off Leicester Square)

And for you boozers in the crowd, this joint’s got a bar in the lobby; so you can get nice and shit-faced while I talk about my little dick for four hours!

We’re expecting this to sell out, and FAST, so if you’re on the fence, don’t delay — Get your tickets NOW. Get your tickets EXCLUSIVELY at the online Stash. You’ll also want to read some more important details regarding ID and the like. The last UK show was filmed for the “Evening Harder” DVD, and by far one of the funniest Q&A’s that we’ve ever seen, on tape or in person, so you’re not going to want to miss these shows.

SModcast: The Return!

March 6th @ 7:57 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We’re totally digging the latest multimedia venture of Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier, SModcast, and missed it when it didn’t come up last week. Happily, Episode #4 of Kevin and Scott’s excellent ongoing discussion of everything is BACK this week with Episode #4, which I’ve got streaming as this is writing. Join the streaming fun for yourself and check out Kevin’s summary of this week’s fun-filled episode:
SModcast 4: Can I Get a (Masturbatory) Witness?

In which our heroes talk results, regrets, and rejoicements in relation to the Academy Awards, name-drop Scorcese like it’ll get ‘em laid, struggle to remember Illeana Douglas’ name, reminisce about celebrity sightings and marvel over the need of the famous to eat, crack on “Krull”, ruminate on the men they’d concede to being rump-wrangled by, reveal the secret origin of Mos’ middle initial, talk mysticism, Indian fakirs and Jesus’ junk, bitch about why “In Search Of…” would never work in the age of the internet, discuss Mos’ directorial aspirations, and unmask Kev’s deepest shame (of the week).

As always, the podcast is linked up FREE OF CHARGE via Kevin’s Myspace blog, Silent Bob Speaks, and directly over at Movie Poop Shoot, the home of SModcast.

View Askew NewsBites™

March 6th @ 7:57 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Matt Booker, Ron Trembath, Meredith & James, Ryan, SkaTiger

  • We’ve just heard an announcement from the UK of the planned release of two My Name is Earl-themed items that feature Lee’s voice — A talking bottle opener AND a talking keychain. The items both say the same phrases, and they are the following odd choices:
1. Ahmm, number 86: Stole a car from a one-legged girl.
2. Ah, don’t worry about it, I been stabbed by plenty of girls.
3. Sometimes ya gotta fight crazy with crazy.
4. Ain’t no use runnin’ fool! I know where your momma parks your house!
5. Woulda been more upset if I wasn’t so doped up.
6. Wakey wakey, hands off snakey!

Both items are due to arrive worldwide this June/July.

  • Hey, Alanis fans — The Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame website currently lists Dogma’s God as number 23 of a list of 26 potential future inductees (with your votes being considered). Her write-up:
Why: 1995 “debut” ‘Jagged Little Pill’ one of the all-time best-selling albums (30 million); solid follow-up, ‘Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie,’ sold another 7 million worldwide; played God (in ‘Dogma’).

Why not: Opened for Vanilla Ice.

  • Last night’s episode of the struggling CBS comedy “Rules of Engagement” had a story twist where the three male leads compare their “Battle Scars” from the night before. A very big homage (though we’re not sure intential one) to Jason and Joey in “Chasing Amy”.
  • The guys over at Solar Shock Pictures do a regular podcast, the latest one being titled “Aftershock” episode #20. In this cast they’ve created their own audio commentary for ‘Clerks II’. Sometimes entertaining, sometimes insightful, and sometimes, well, off-topic, it’s worth a listen for fans looking to hear a fan approach to the film.
  • Attention View Askew DVD completists! The Season 5 DVD set of “Degrassi: The Next Generation” will be out on June 26th. This is the season with “Lexicon of Love Parts 1 & 2”, which are the Kevin and Jay episodes that did NOTappear on the “Jay & Silent Bob Do Degrassi” mini-set (they were aired after the set was struck). No word on another View Askew Degrassi release, so this may be your only way to own ‘em! Mark the calendar.