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April 3rd @ 6:33 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Justin Owades, Michael, NewPowerG1, Steve Bauer, Chip-Lover

  • Let’s kick off newsbites and today’s multimedia-rich update with an instant classic from Alanis Morissette. Watch her show her playful humorous side in this brand new video for her take on “My Humps”. We’ve got links via DevilDucky and, of course YouTube. Fergie, you just got OWNED!
  • Variety is naming Dogma’s Salma Hayek the next face to watch in the fashion world. She also continues to exec-produce the hit “Ugly Betty” for ABC.
  • And then there’s our beloved site “The Shiznit”, who again pay tribute to View Askew again today, citing Jay & Bob’s “Suzanne” as the number 8 movie monkey of all-time:
8. SUZANNE in JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

First seen in the closing credits of Kevin Smith’s Mallrats (with her title tune from Weezer playing over the top), Suzanne makes her first proper movie appearance in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. The clueless stoners break into an animal testing facility and end up with a new companion – a friendly female orang-u-tan. Jay isn’t so sure she’s on his side (leading to his Planet Of The Apes-style future vision, in a world where “we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!”) but comes round when their new orange buddy helps them escape police capture after dressing as his child. Suzanne’s sexuality is also called into question by pie-fucker Jason Biggs, when he queries: “How do you know he doesn’t smoke monkey pole?” What a lovely mental image.

Monkey magic: Flying through a ‘Moonraper’ poster in a top E.T. pastiche.

See ya next time, folks!

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